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I've given up on ever seeing a Glasgow FAP, if I give you my PO Box address will you post me my ILXcomp? Pleeeeeeeeease.....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

theres already been an RJG thread!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Really? Just for him? The lucky devil.....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

*rich*

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara, are you in a huff? Soz

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Not at all, smee. I just thought what you said was odd as we had the 'somebody give me a smee' thread the other day? Or are you upset that you've only have on devoted to your lovely self?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I just didn't want him to feel left out. Want me to start a Lara thread? Anyway the Smee thread wasn't really about me, it was about Erik's smee - which is a Dang euphemism dontcha know?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

tell me more about this euphemism, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

No Lara thread, thanks.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was in the underated ilxers thread,yo

― g-smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo yo.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i got a yoyo, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop it you're hurting my tiny ickle brane,yo

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Kitty yo!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

uh...yeah, no problem, plink. you could've just sent me an e-mail.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

plink? did i miss a metamorphosis of some kind?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But I'm an attention seeking fruit loop, that would've been too easy!
I wasn't sure if that's your real email addy, some people have been know to use fake ones..shock! horror!
Cheers

PS Enough with the plink please

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

my bad. i meant G, yo.

fake email addresses? gee, i wish i was that smart.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

g-kit that wasn't aimed at you, it was for RJG - but cheers anyway,yo

― g-smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread isn't about me.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Humble Apologies....

That RJG, he's great isn't he?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Yes he is.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

And so is his quiff. As. Well.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

he's almost as cool as meatloaf!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Should we start a separate RJG's quiff thread? Or would that be overkill.....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, start an RJG's Quiff thread, please. I just want to have to type quiff over and over - I love that word! I think I'll adopt it as my mantra for today.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Key word: almost. Thanks MUCH, fucker.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

thanx guyz.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

erik's smee was in the Under-rated ILX'ers thread.. 'twas my fault I'm afraid. Well actually no, it was that Dan Perry's fault for twisting my words.

Also Eric for his lovely pictures, and smee.
-- Celeste

I've never seen Erik's smee. (Sorry.)
-- Dan Perry

― Celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is about me.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

a·bout All around; on every side: Let's look about for help.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is all around and on every side of me. help.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

RJG should set up a Quiff Training Scheme or a Quiff Consultancy. I just can't get it up like he can. And I know I'm not alone. PS: I saw it in a photo, I haven't been stalking.

Digression: Has anyone tried 'Out Of Bed' hair gel? It's supposed to make you look like a fucking mess all day. Could be the answer to all my prayers.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

see...thing is...I don't actually have a hairstyle like that at the moment! I will again soon, I should think, and I can still advise, probably.

the 'out of bed' hair gel is no good, IMHO. what you need is fibre-gum jelly.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Fudge Unleaded is good but it's a tad expensive...

― smee (smee), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

and stinks like piss.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I use the Out of Bed stuff for my own quiff and it works FINE.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(PS: RJG doesn't have a quiff, he has a FAUXHAWK.)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Unleaded, my piss really doesn't smell like that.....should I be worried?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 6 February 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

only if it has a similar viscosity.

I didn't actually mean it smells like piss. just that is smells. like piss.

the 'out of bed' stuff does not work for me but I do have quite thick hair and I am never actually out of bed for any long periods of time.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 February 2003 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

what's this get out of bed stuff?
i always look like i just got out of bed, yo, because i leave my hair how it wakes up.
it gives a new hair style every day. hair is fun, let it be free, yo, don't tie it down with gunk.

er, but i don't wear pyjamas all day or anything.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 6 February 2003 11:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I have had a 'real-life' conversation about 'Out Of Bed' gel today! Apparently it's wax and all rock stars use it. No wonder it caught my eye. Apparently you can only get it from the hairdresser's. Do you get it from the hairdresser's, Jerry?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

RJG has different hair every time I see him. And I see him FREQUENTLY.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

They are 'just out of bed' buddies.

RJG's hair is usually a triumph but an idiot barber has currently given him what looks for all the world like Paul Whitehouse Suits You hair.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate that you hate my hair.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://194.162.232.87/GB_EN/120/lifestyle/hair_care/loreal_out_of_bed.jpg

I got my L'oreal 'Out of Bed' from Waitrose in Putney.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 7 February 2003 10:40 (twenty-three years ago)

ive been using something called 'in fashion'. its in a black tub

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 7 February 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

NEWSFLASH: This afternoon I bought some 'Out Of Bed'. From a huge department store, not a hairderesser's.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Does "out of bed" work for female types, too? Because now I have a sleek Louise-Brook's type of 'do that needs smoothing down with something goopy and greasy.

― Mandee, Friday, 7 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, chicks love it. But it's for the opposite of smoothing down, it makes you look wild and crazy.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

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You'd have to spit though as the toffee would catch in your throat.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Never thought of that. At least it would leave a pleasant after taste though...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends on whether you like the taste of toffee.

If he missed you'd have really shiny hair, though.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

We must invent a formula that produces this phenomenon in men!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there are other more serious area of improvement that we should concentrate on first.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Like?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Predictability, thy name is smee.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Bitchyness thy name is Lara.

Oh no, cat fite, oh no!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

*furrows brow*

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*makes best scary face*

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm long gone, by the way...

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

*blinks nonchalantly*

All I meant is that you seem to be very reactive today. I was hoping that you'd make a suggestion...

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

*smiles sweetly*

and here was me thinking you'd run out of ideas and resorted to mean comments.....

G-kit - coward, you should hold my jacket at least!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Me, mean? *Tsk*

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

The very idea....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, this has backfired really badly (and now i'm covered in toffee etc etc.)

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you covered in hair toffee or toffee flavoured sperms?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

The very idea....

I *know* !

How, exactly does a 'back-fire' work in these circumstances?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

sperms?

Hahahahaha.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

*cries*

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, sperms, like fishes and sheepses and mouses. Twas deliberate, coz I likes the sounds better innit?

Don't cry g-kit, it'll be OK

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Sperms! Ha makes *me* laugh.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, coz you're mean!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck off.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

see!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

*looks around urgently*

What??

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh, i heard that.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

this is like a conversation between dastoor and RJG!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

With all that 'toffee' in your ears?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

this is like a conversation between dastoor and RJG!

How could you aim so low with an opening shot? Why do you hate me so?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel like i've been torn apart

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Pull yourself together, g-kit.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

The end of an era... or the beginning of a new one?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel sick.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Must be all that venom...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Wench! I think I'd best disappear again to the place from whence I came.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, take that! And don't come back neither.....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

In light of the recent level of dissatisfaction and the recent spate of complaints, I don't like the initial interpretation of JtN's description that springs to (my) mind.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT...............................................................!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

What does a girl have to do?

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

(To get the CD.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You posted it then. You are a style god.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

the first sentence wasn't necessary.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

You didn't then.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

not then. sorry.

: /

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't be sorry, RJG. S'cool. Take yr time.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

My copy of the ILx comp was waiting for me on Friday night when I got home:
RJG I SALUTE YOU

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

good news.

have any of the other whatever arrived?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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