Paddy's a HERMAPHRODITE!

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Emma != Pete, and I should trust her in future.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Context?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be a bit far-fetched if he had one of those too.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

who is paddy?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Footballers Wive$!

Paddy's undropped testes was found to be an ovary! How will Big Jase cope!

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean testis, surely?

Paddy has a UTERUS!

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

A UTERUS I TELL YOU!

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Footballers' wives" has none of the charm of "Dream Team". ;-) Although I do enjoy the way some of the characters mirror real footballers (the Posh 'n' Becks style wedding, the Sven manager). But the characters are all so loathsome, its pretty unwatchable.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

bah they did that story already in 'night and day'

― zemko (bob), Thursday, 6 February 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Well of course Emma != Pete - we're different people after all. Just cos I share a flat with her doesn't mean she has my personality grafted on to her. I'm good at lying, she's good at the TV stuff.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 6 February 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant Emma is not a Pete. Just cos she doesn't have your personality grafted on to her doesn't mean she can't be described in terms of you.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 6 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i THINK SHE WOULD RATHER NOT BE DESCRIBED IN TERMS OF ME - EXCEPT OCCASIONALLY WITH REGARDS TO PHYSICAL LOCATION.

(Sorry, Caps Lock key on).

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 6 February 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been directed to this thread but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. I am not a compulsive liar. I am not Pete. I am not even geographically close to him right now. Footballers Wives is the greatest though, if that helps.

― Emma, Friday, 7 February 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

*falls on arse in surprise*

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

But Footballers Wives IS the greatest!

― Emma, Friday, 7 February 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

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