Dancing while drunk, classic or dud?

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I'm going to see Jon Carter DJ here in an hour or so, so I thought I'd make myself self conscious or otherwise. Dancing while drunk, do you look like an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing or a sleek jay kay like character who has lost all inhibitions?

Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Obviously you look like an idiot who doesn't know what he is doing. BUT. You FEEL like a sleek Jay Kay like mover (NB Jay Kay not a good example as he looks like an idiot who DOES know what he's doing).

Also, who is going to be watching you and sober enough to be judging? Anyone doing that is probably having a worse time than you. If it's a girl you're after, the secret is to stop dancing entirely and get them drunk, surely.

The crucial caveat is don't fall over.

I only ever dance if I'm drunk, though. I think I might dance at Sussed sober because it's such a friendly and welcoming environment, but I've always been at least slightly tipsy by the time the doors open.

Tom, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think maybe in some ways its like singing, if you're mildly good at it a few drinks can make you seem great. But mainly because you do it without wondering why you're doing it. I'm actually not going till 11 or so, I got two hours sleep last night, sooner or later its all going to kill me..............

Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Karaoake is a good analogy. Everyone else who tries = dud, but when eye do it, CLASSiX0R!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Someone once told me he admired me for getting up on the dancefloor because if someone as useless as me was dancing, it gave other people the confidence to do it. despite this being a slur on my obviously excellent dancing ability, it is still obviously classic. come on, at least you're having fun! (Or are you?)

Bill, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh,neither classic nor dud. I have a knack at not falling down. Unless there's a bottle under my feet. Last week I jumped around too much so my buzz disappaered. The bar was sadly too far so I remained sober for the rest of the night. (If you are shaking your head,*you* may have the Bukowski complex.)

nathalie, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Absolutely classic, especially when doing the polar bear.

cabbage, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can only dance drunk.

Jonnie, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dancing = Classic.
Being (a happy) drunk = Classic.
Drunken dancing = extra double Classic.
Unless you spew-up during said dance.

DavidM, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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