the latest variation on the "nigerian spam" ;)

DEAR FRIEND

THROUGH THE COURTESY OF BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, I TAKE LIBERTY ANCHORED ON A STRONG DESIRE TO SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE ON THIS MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL AND RISKFREE TRANSACTION WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL GIVE YOUR URGENT ATTENTION.

I AM MR. P RIDSDALE, CHAIRMAN OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF LEEDSUNITED NOW KNOWN AS LUFCPLC. I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING OUR PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

AFTER OUTBREAK OF VIOLENCE IN HOMELAND NEAR MAJESTIC PALACE I ESCAPE WITH TWINKLY-EYE MISTER DAVID AND BABIES TO EUROPE WHERE WE HOPE TO SETTLE IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

HOWEVER SINCE EXPIRATION OF VISAS AND MYSTERIOUS DEMISE OF MISTER DAVID (HE SADLY FOUND DEAD IN MY OFFICE SHOT WITH MY REVOLVER, LIKE MISTER ARSENE I NOT SEE INCIDENT) I HAVE BEEN HIDING UNDER OFFICE TABLE ON TEMPORARY POLITICAL ASYLUM AND SELLING FAMILY SILVER TO SCARY RED-FACE MAN, MISTER KEVIN HUBCAPS AND OLD MASTER BOBBY JUST TO BUY SECOND-DAY COD FROM MR HAROLD RAMSDEN FISHES STALL.

HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGED MOST OF MY CLUB’S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN YORKSHIRE BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE NEW HEAD OF STATE MISTER TERRY EL-TEL TROTTER MAKES ARRANGEMENT WITH AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT TO SELL ALL MY TREASURES IN RETURN FOR KOALA MEAT AND BROKEN CASSETTE TAPE OF HOLLY VALLANCE.

HENCE BABIES THAT I DID NOT HAVE TO EAT FOR FOOD AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT BORING-VOICE MISTER HOWARD WE EXILED EIGHT YEARS AGO GOING DOWN TO NATIONWIDE WITH MR GLENN LEATHER COAT AND MISTER BAGGY MAGSON INSTEAD OF WE.

AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM
OF SEVENTY-SEVEN MILLION UNITED KINGDOM POUNDS (UK£77,000,000,00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF IN EUROPE.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED.

I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS AND TO WIN EUROPEAN CUP WITHIN TWO YEARS OR JUST APPEAR ON TELEVISION A LOT.

MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU IN CONCLUSION.

IF YOU BETRAY, I MUST MELT DOWN STATUE OF POOR MISTER LITTLE BILLY AND MAKE COIN THOUGH NOT BAD IDEA ANYWAY I NOW THINK.

IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTRESTED TO ASSIST US I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT MY LADY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN LEEDS TO WITHNESS THE TRANSACTION TO IS CONCLUTION.YOU CAN REACH HER ON ER DIRECT LINE WHICH IS +44-113-367-6000 OR VIA MAIL
ridsdaleescapefund@lufc.com. HER NAME IS BARRISTER MRS RITA PIDSDALE AND I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN ME HER.

I SINCERELY WILL APPRECAITE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

GOOD REGARDS,

MR P RIDSDALE AND (REMAINING LIVE) BABIES

PS: SALE AT MEGASTORE NOW ON – GREAT BARGAIN TO BE HAD FOR ALL MUST END FRIDAY

(whatever *has* happened to them, BTW?)

From: NZANGA JOSEPH MOBUTU

Attn: Managing director/CEO

DEAR Sir,

I am the first son of the late Mobutu Sese Seko, the
former President of the Congo Republic.

I am presently under protective custody in South Africa as
a political refugee.
I got your contact during my search for a stranger
that can cooperate with me in this mutual transaction.

I want you to note that this business will benefit
both of us. However, you must confirm your ability to
handle this because it involves a large amount of
money. The money (28 million US DOLLARS is my share of
my father's estate. I boxed and shipped the money to a
security company abroad at the peak of the
war/political crisis that rocked my country few years
ago. Now the crisis has ended and I need a trustworthy
person like you to proceed to the place of the
security company in order to clear the fund and invest
on my behalf as I don't want my name to be used for
now.

Note that I will send to you the relevant documents
that will enable you take possession of the fund for

onward investment for our mutual benefit. All I need
from you is as follows:

1.A letter of commitment (dully signed) that you will
keep the transaction strictly confidential.

2. Your confirmation of your ability to handle this.
3. Your international passport or driving license
number for identification to the security company.

4. Your telephone and fax numbers for communication.

5. Your full permanent address.

As soon as I get the above information from you, I
will disclose to you the name and the country of the
security company. I will forward your name and
particulars to the security company to enable them
contact you accordingly. I will also send to you a
LETTER OF AUTHORITY to enable you clear the fund on my
behalf. Note that this is a very safe transaction as
this money is my share of my father's estate.

i am waiting for your response to enable us proceed.

Regards,

NZANGA JOSEPH MOBUTU.

Dear Marry,

6 months ago I was let go from a job I held for 312 months would you
believe. Its very hard to thank you enough for launching me in this
industry. You have given me a new beginning on life. Already making twice
as much as I took home in my old job.

I purchased for cash a new Jaguar. Taking home 165,000US in 18 months. I am
having a great time in this profession. It is a blast and I am a hero to the
courts and to my customers. What an outstanding business to be in.

Following exactly what your instruction tells me to do, is proceeding
perfectly. I go to the local court and locate all of the customers I can
handle.

I avail myself of your advanced reporting services to find all items which
can be seized. Using your fill in the blank forms I deliver them to the
appropriate firms. Then the funds arrive to my PO Box. Its like magic. Its
so exciting opening up the payments as they arrive..

I can take a holiday when ever we have a notion to do so. England and
Japan this year.

Provide this letter to others. This profession is so untapped it needs
many more of us assisting the courts and the people who have been harmed.

Sincerely,
W. WA

This can be you!

Check This Out!
http://www./29/

Higher to learn more or to discontinue receiving more info and then to see
location

Silently he stole to the foot of the attic stairs and then paused to
listen. The house seemed very quiet, but he could hear his mother's voice
softly humming a cradle-song that she had sung to him when he was a babym6

Look! If you have ever lost any money to these scammers, the United Nations is now ready to compensate you, up to 100,000 American dollars! It's great to see the UN practically dealing with this situation.

Attn:Sir?ma,

How are you today and hope all is well with you and family?You may not
understand why this mail came to you,but i will implore you to take your
time to carefully go through this mail.

We have been having a meeting for the pass 7 months which ended some days
ago at our office head quarters New York(UNITED NATIONS).

This email is to all the people that feel they have been scammed in any
part of the world,the UNITED NATION have agreed to compensate them with
the sum of US$ 100,000.This includes every foriegn contractors that may
have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government probelms etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this
have been agreed upon and has been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he
is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque/International Bank Draft of USD$ 100,000. This funds are in a Bank
Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear
it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your
correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Conatct:Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: jimovi✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon
as you cash your Bank Draft.

Making the world a better place

Regards,
Mr. Kofi Anan
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).

This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok?

they get more stoopid:

The British Prime Minister in conjunction with U.S.A GOVERNMENT,WORLD
BANK,UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval
order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your
contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your
nominated bank account. Now you’re new Payment,United nation Approval
No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021,
Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your
Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , World Bank Released Code No: 0763;
Immediate Citi bank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No:
XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are
qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation
immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with
MR RAY CARMON, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED
KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK
which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment
Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your money.
So contact: MR RAY CARMON on his contact information,, FAX NUMBER:+44
7092813015, MOBLE TELEPHONE NUMBER:+44
7011130532,Email:raycarmon✧✧✧@exc✧✧✧.c✧✧ for immediate release of your
contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to
correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow
information for your transfer.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS,CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY.
3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE
4) COMPANY NAME(IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS
5) BANK NAME
6) BANK ADRESS
7) ACCOUNT NUMBER
8) SWIFT CODE/ ROUTING NUMBER
9) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS
10) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE.

CONTACT CODE(500)
OFFICER:MR RAY CARMON.
POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK::(44 701 1130532),
FAX NUMBER:+:+44 7092813015
EMAIL:raycarmon✧✧✧@exc✧✧✧.c✧✧

Best Regards
MRS ROSE HILLS
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED
NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT)

i had spam inviting me to Windsor Castle for the Tattoo the other day. makes a change from larry and his casino.

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/324/RipOff0324225.htm

This is a very clever scam be careful New York / United Kingdom Internet

'clever'

Rember be careful. I would not recomend even replying to this it could save you some heart ache

Ray
provo, Utah
U.S.A.

comment: kind of lol but mostly sad :(

You are required to send bellow information for your transfer.

1. sack Steve McClown
2. Get rid of Barwick, replace with David Boyle
3. Bring David James back for stability ...If David James woz in goal tonight he would have known about Kranjcar
4. Bring in Matty Taylor instead of Scummer bridge
5. Bring in Glen Jonno Johnson at right back, he would have been up against Kranjcar tonite
6. Switch Micah Richards to Centre Back
7. Instal Harry Redknapp as part time manager with Jamie Redknapp as assistant and Louise as half time totty cheerleader
8. go web2.0 with rateyourenglandplayers.com - Social media and user generated content is the future
9. instal systems thinking courses, there is more than 4-4-2 or 4-5-1
10. copy Arsene Wenger's Arsenal Blueprint of quick passing football

We are a Germany company, we are doing business all over the Europe, our main activities are real estate investments and digital currencies exchanges.
As a result of expading our business in North American region, our company must keep up with our American customers accepting the most popular payments in the United States: Paypal. We are currently seeking an dependable and enthusiastic US representative to handle the transactions.
Being located in Germany, a transfer via Paypal system sent here can take up to 14 days to arrive, therefore we need a US representative with an US paypal account who able to accept the payments from our US customers.
This will significantly improve our business, that's why we can pay 5% from every transfer processed.
Almost anyone is accepted, but a verified paypal account is required, an account where you will be receiving the transfers.
If you are interested to find more about this position, let me know at: dib✧✧✧@m✧✧.c✧✧

Thank you,
Martin Germanperson
Madeupname Industries AG

I've just won £850,000 on the National Lottery... again.

Today I got one spam email with subject line "America invades Iran" and another with "Occupied Iran" and I about shit myself.

I got this the other day from a fake account of one of my Tanzanian colleagues. How sneaky to use a real name. That might be common but I hadn't seen it before.

I am in a hurry writting this mail to you, I had travelled to United Kingdom for official purposes yesterday, Unfortunately for me all my money was stolen at the hotel where i lodged, I am so confused right now, I don,t know what to do or where to go,I did,nt bring my phone here and the hotel telephone line's was disconnected during the robbery incident,so i have access to only emails, Please can you send me 2,850Pounds today so i can return home, As soon as i get home i would refund it immediately.Write me so i can let you know how to send it. Please keep this to your self only please!!.

I deleted it right and didn't think twice until Spiralli teased me about ignoring this poor lost colleagues pleas for help. lol.

^^^ someone I worked with a couple of months ago got one of those you-have-won-an-infeasibly-large-sum-on-some-foreign-lottery e-mails. Convo went something like this:

Dude: "I've just got this e-mail telling me that I've won $11.5m on the lottery, but I have to pay an administration fee to collect the money!"
snoball: "That's not for real, it's an e-mail scam. Don't reply to it, just ignore it."
Dude: "I'm not sure, I don't want to pass up the chance of winning millions!"
snoball: "No, really, it's a fucking scam, delete it."
Dude: "I'm gonna go and ask S and see what he thinks!"
(Dude goes off to ask S, then comes back five minutes later)
Dude: "S said I should e-mail them back and check it out!" (S is an assistant manager FFS)
snoball: "AAARRGGGH!!! NO!!! IT'S A RIP-OFF SCAM, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! AAARRGGH!!!"

that's just a script from the office - an american workplace isn't it?

Just got this, looks official:

I am Barrister Brian Davies, I was assigned to contact you by the Late Maurice Wohl. Please reply via my email address:
br✧✧✧.davies3✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

Regards,

Barrister Brian Davies

have a link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/1557539/Maurice-Wohl.html

Job offer : #172UK/2008

Dear Sir/Mad,

Good Day to you, my name is Juhani Twyman and I came across your email through the Chamber of commerce, I am the recruitment for one of the biggest career for a importation and exportation of furnitures, here called EFF in the FINLAND , and I am contacting you because we are in need of a Payment Representative.

So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment representative with which you can earn between 4,000 - 5,000 in a month depending on your Speed, Accuracy and Devotion to your work.

All you will be doing for us is to receive our payment on our behalf from our clients (which is always in the form of Money Orders or Cashier Checks), Process the payment and deduct your commission which is going to be ten percent (15%) of total amount processed and remit the balance to any of our offices via Electronic Transfer.

JOB DESCRIPTION?
1. Recieve payment from Clients
2. Cash Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 15% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance afer deduction of
percentage and pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send
payment to(Payment is to forwarded by Western Union Money Transfer).
MAIN REQUIREMENTSS
18 years or older
legally capable
responsible
ready to work 1-2 hours per week.
with PC knowledge
e-mail and internet experience (minimal)
And please know that Everything is absolutely legal, that's why You have to fill a contract! I would be glad if you accept my offer and I intend to commence on the job as soon as you are ready.
The Scope of Your Work is as Follows:
1)Receive Payments on behalf of the company
2)Cash the Payments in your bank and deduct your 15% commission Remit the balance via electronic transfer to the designated recipient.
If interested please reply with the following information.
Please note when replying fill the form below:
Name:
Full Address,City & zipcode:(not p.o.box):
Phone Number(s)/Cell:
Age:
Sex:
Current job:
Email:
FROM THE INFORMATION MANAGER,
THE EFF INVESTMENT.
P.O. Box 913,
Helsinki FI-00101,
FINLAND.

---- Just Click Reply ----

you can't fool me tuomas!

EFF in the FINLAND

This should be the name of an 18-30 style package holiday from the UK

http://www.windsorstar.com/Leamington+loses+Nigerian+scam/1173799/story.html#Comments

ah i still feel sorta sorry for the guy. The worst part is the literal "washing" of the money, how in the hell are you going to believe that.

What about this one? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1116067/Postman-loses-130-000-savings-Nigerian-internet-scam-duped-friend-met-MySpace.html

Lol that washing one was on the Real Hustle. They believed it because the scammers broke into the marks' hotel room and replaced a bath full of inky notes with real cash with aim of selling more bundles of 'legal tender'.
At least they didn't drop the bottle of 'magic formula' that was going to make them millions.

Heya sexy!
I'm a young woman looking for something laid-back. I ended a longterm relationship recently and want to take a break from anything too serious. I'm adventurous, open-minded, outgoing and active. I like taking long walks and also like hiking, biking and camping. I actually love nature in general I saw your ad while browsing the site for single guys. I wanted to know a little more and maybe chat with you. I like guys who are honest, smart, clean and witty. I also think you live close to where I'm staying (I'm visiting a friend). I'm using my best-friend's account (not a member here), so if you're interested don't respond directly to this message. Please use my standard e-mail instead: whateverisherem✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ .

Thank you. I hope to hear from you

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ let's say you recieve that in your bebo account or whatever other social network, what would you guys have done about it?

i got that a couple of months ago and i thought it was plausible enough that i answered back a short message, skeptic and jokey, about how she sounds very nice and wholesome (i forget if i implied something about the generiness of many ppl's profiles, didn't wanted to offend) and asked a couple of questions ,like in what city she's at

after i sent the message i thought to run a part of the text in google and it confirmed that it was a spam, hehe. the follow-up message i recieved was more straightforward porn bot.

What the fuck. My IP's filter literally will not allow the Bush-As-Nigerian-Prince spam parody to be sent or received through its email system.

I can hardly believe those stories linked above about ordinary people being duped into giving thousands and thousands away to these folks. How stupid can people be? Answer, very.

He said that he became suspicious when the woman stopped communicating with him and contacted what he thought was a website run by the FBI in America but which turned out to be another scam.

pwn

got a phone-call on my mobile from Nigeria. Guy seemed to not be able to hear me. Then got a text message. Some 419 shit. Wonder where they got my number.

later, i will post things i've gotten recently offering me a job with some non-existent companies in the UK...kinda interesting...

DONATION FOR THE LORD


From: Mrs. Mariam Touray


Dearest in the Lord.


PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.


I am the above named person from SIERRA-LEONE. I am married to Dr Jonathan Touray
who worked with Sierra-Leonean Embassy in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire for nine years
before he died in the year 2007.


We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that
lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home
which the Bible is against.


When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $800.000, ( U.S. Eight
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) with financial institution in Cote d I voire
here. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my
Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer
problem.



Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to
donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize
this money the way I am going to instruct here in.


I want a church or individual that will use this to fund churches, orphanages and
widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.


I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned
money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will
be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.


I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be
in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because
of my health and because of the presence of my husband?s relatives around me always.

I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the financial
institution in Ivory Coast . I will also issue you a letter of authority that will
empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund.


I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My
happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve
the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through
your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian
individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as
I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Mariam Touray

due to cancer problem

Not clear how the scam works here. They promise to paint you an oil painting of your topic of choice (?!)

----

Dear Sir and madam

Allow me to introduce ourselves: We are the Oil Painting Studio.

We would like to offer our painting and giclee prints services to you.

In our studio we have 30 highly skilled professional artists with over 12 years of experience creating paintings for our international clientele. We have worked creatively worldwide with a large number of commercial enterprises, professional artists and galleries in Europe and America. They all praise our professional high quality of production and artistic workmanship. Many of our clients use our works for their business and art displays...

We safely and professionally pack and ship your paintings through FedEx or DHL. Please send us an email today describing what is your desired topic to be painted, and some indication of the approximate size. In return we will send you a pricelist. The Shipping cost is based on your location and the size and dimensions of the painting or paintings required.

I hope that we will have a chance to cooperation and be good friends!
We are Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best Regards

The Oil Painting Studio

It sounds like you send them some money and a request for a painting of, say, a dog.

They then slap some cheap paint on a canvas in the general impression of a dog.

They send this to you, and the price of shipping and the cost of paint and canvas is deducted from the money and that's their profit which they keep.

And when you say "don't think much of this painting guys", they flick the V's through the letterbox.

Oh yoink.

I heard about a chap that fell for this scam and the irony was that the resulting awful portrait of a dog was widely regarded as an expressionist masterpiece and sold for thousands of pounds.

This is a scam, right?

(with a logo and everything):

Tax Refund Notification

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity, we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of 988.50 GBP. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 2-3 days in order to process it.
Click Here to submit you tax refund request
Note : A refund can be delayed a variety of reasons, for example submitting invalid records or applying after deadline.
Best Regards
HM Revenue & Customs

The link takes you here:

http://gdsilver.co.kr/ammember/user_session/United2/www.hmrc.gov.uk_online_index.htm_revenue_tax_refundher_royal_majesty/United2/index.php

But the host site is something Korean that I can't even read?

http://gdsilver.co.kr

THIS IS TOTALLY A SCAM, RIGHT? Wondering if I should contact Inland Revenue about it, but I'm sure multiple people already have.

anytime somebody volunteers that they owe you close to a grand is a scam, as a rule of thumb.

His email addres was something completely random (not gmail but something like that) and nothing to do with anything talked about in the bulk of the mail. It never is. But this one just really struck me as particularly amusing today.

Last bit " dot m something "

Also great that "Allied Irish Bank London" is located In "Belfast, Dublin".

It's been said before, but I'm surprised you don't see more such spam emails written by people who speak english as a first language and have a better understanding of grammar, syntax and govt/institutional terminology.

All these emails are ridiculous and yet they still find victims - imagine how well one that sounded vaguely realistic would do!

I like this too:

The Government has approved a total of Twenty five Thousand US Dollars only (US $ 25,000.00), as compensation of the lost that you incurred as this was a ceiling rate. Some suffered more while others suffered less and the idea is to restore back to the position that you would have been if not defrauded.

In addition to the compensation amount approved in your favor is One Million US Dollars only (US $1,000,000.00), making it a total of One Million, Twenty five thousand US Dollars. This will be paid to you in the next few days.

It's like they tried to make it sort of realistic and then they were just like ahhhh.. fuck it.

hahaha

$25,000 compensation and then an extra million bucks for your trouble

They're getting impatient. Where is the creativity??

Attn: Please,
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as an Heir to the total sum of Five Million British Pounds.

A regular mail was dispatched to you but no reply from you. We request you to kindly acknowledge officially to enable us process your inheritance.

Yours truly,
Admin.
London UK.

I mean, why on earth would LONDON'S SCOTLAND YARD be offering compensation in American Dollars, as drawn on an Irish Bank?

entirely believable, tbh

PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE,
10 DOWNING STREET, LONDON,
SW1A 2AA.

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

I am The Rt Hon David Cameron MP, Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service of the British Government. This letter is to officially inform you that (MasterCard Number 5396 5501 7118 0883) has been accredited in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 3150. The MasterCard Value is £2,000,000.00 GBP (Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

This office will send to you a MasterCard that you will use to withdraw your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or MASTERCARD outlet in the world with a maximum of £5000 GBP daily. Further more, You will be required to re-confirm the following information to enable; The Rt Hon William Hague MP First Secretary of State for British Foreign & Commonwealth Office (FCO). begin in processing of your MasterCard.

(1)Full Names:
(2)Address:
(3)Country:
(4)Nationality:
(5)Phone #:
(6)Age:
(7)Occupation:
(8)Post Codes:

Rt Hon William Hague MP.
Secretary of British Foreign & Commonwealth Office (FCO)
Tel+(44) 704 571 3554

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British Prime Minister

hang on i think i've got an idea for funding a new server

It was weird that he was emailing me from a Ghanaian account, but good to hear from him all the same.

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This is notable due to the website address:

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Our spelling is not of the utmost importence to us.

And we really like hyphens.

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Now the OP, THAT'S trenchant social commentary :P

lotta money in costumering

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Kinda off-topic but this made me smile yesterday:

Waazzup, laad! l'm ln your house. l aam cute. Follow for m y plcs.

Sufficiently little spam makes it through to my inbox that I always cheer a little when one succeeds.

9,500,000 pounds? He musta sold a lot of costumes.

My wife's e-mail was hacked recently, and a couple weeks later a co-worker apparently told her "Oh my god, I'm so sorry about what happened to you in the Ukraine! Were you able to get enough money?" So if you ever wondered who the hell actually falls for these things

Dearly Beloved,

Greetings from London, On behalf of the trustees and executor to the Will of late Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher Estates.

I Rev James Robertson, wish to notify you that late Margaret Thatcher made you one of the beneficiaries to her Codicil and Last Testament to her will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled woman, she must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to her by one of her numerous friends abroad that wished you good.

She was Iron Lady of a kind and generous-hearten Woman, who enjoyed lifelong with many friends here and abroad. Until death she was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. She was also a member of several non-governmental organizations; her great philanthropy earned her numerous awards during her lifetime.

Second sentence, third paragraph made me laugh out loud.

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i don't even know what that is. feel like i've woken up in a christopher priest novel

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/jpm254-622

Greatest hits include 'Albania's New Brain', 'The World's Greatest Cousin', 'Albania Is A Land Of Artists' and 'Albania Is A Land Of Artists (1)' in case you thought HuffPo has no editorial standards.

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ah okay

The best spam message I've received in a while. An invite to speak at the Harvard commencement. All I need to do is send a Western Union money transfer! FWIW, offering same deal to speak at Yale Commencement pic.twitter.com/25ielO3fhT

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You are so impressed at that thing you do.

So am I!

Your computer is captured by the corruptive application .

Whats the trouble?

I left the malicious software on a hard-core portal, you pushed the entry and instantly put the malicious program to your laptop .

This malicious program made your selfie-camera shooting and I caught the videotape with you chaturbating.

In next 4 hours the malicious program gripped all your contact numbers numbers.

t the moment, I capture all your data and record with you dash your doodle, and in a case if you desire me to eliminate all the data forward me 359 dollars in BTC digital currency.

In other case I will deport that this video to all your friends .

I forward you my Bitcoin code - 15ahNTNBe4QQgaU9wnygMMMQw5y9yvCszU You possess 24 hours after reading. If I obtain money I gonna eliminate that this video once for all.

I beg pardon for many grammar- I'm from North Korea .
P.S. this mail address, I have th ieved it.
Don't answer to this letter. It's temporary email!

you dash your doodle

http://i.imgur.com/Gw6kybU.png

What's Chaturbating?

Please Yourself...

the guy should have left out the Chaturbate bit. Too specific!

MRS MELANIA TRUMP GREETINGS MY DEAREST!

I am Mrs.Melania Trump and I am written to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought by United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic to the white house Washington DC and has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Monday,being,July 23th, 2018 as soon as you get back to me with your below information.

Home address:..................
City:...................................
Phone number...................

You check is containing the sum of $60 million USD.

Here is my number.(202 855-7467) you can call me or send me an sms, but i prefer sms because I'm always busy in the white house and i cant be able to pick calls all the time.

I will be waiting to hear from you immediately, thanks and God bless you.

Remain Blessed,

Yours faithfully

Mrs Melania Trump

Hello Dear,

I apologize if the content of my email is contrary to your moral ethics but I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I am Cpt.Stephen Laurence, an officer in the US Army, presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Airborne Division Peace Keeping Force here in Afghanistan. I need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of Two Military Trunk Boxes.

I hope you can be trusted? If you can be trusted, I will explain further when I get a response from you for further clarification.Nevertheless, please ensure to reply via my private E-AIL:cptstephenlaurence8 @ gmail.com

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation, God bless you and America!!!

Best Regards,

Cpt.Stephen Laurence
US ARMY
EMAIL:cptalejandroambrose1 @ gmail.com

man he was so close to pulling the wool over my eyes, and then the contradictory email address came out. next time!

Keith B. Bolcar <i✧✧✧@openprofes✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Yesterday, 5:11 PM
Recipients (info @ openprofessor.com)
OFFICE OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Department of Homeland Security,
Street S.W. Suite 322.Atlanta Georgia 30303
2160 Park-lake Drive Northeast, Atlanta - 1694 Phoenix Parkway, Atlanta
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Atlanta Area. Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit
Authority ( MARTA) The MOTTO of ICE is "INTEGRITY, COURAGE, and EXCELLENCE"
Email: ( keithbbolcar @ yandex.com )

UNITED STATES DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY SEEKING TO WIRE-TAP THE INTERNET.
GOOD DAY,

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER FOR FINAL FUND RELEASE.

We received your email and you must take note that this is for real because
we are ready to take you to any length if you failed to proof the legitimate
of the fund you are about to receive, As a Federal Commission we are here to
protect your interest and the interest of all the United State citizens as
well as this great Nation, You have been investigated as the beneficiary of
the said funds that is why you are in touch with the FBI for a solid proof
before the funds will be release to you.

The said funds is now in U.S Bank in your name which has been placed on hold
under the custody of the FBI for further verification and proof before
releasing the fund to you, we further held a meeting with the United nation
in person of the President Muhammadu Buhari, where they finally concluded
that every of our American citizen should stop every upfront payment because
your so called partner will keep asking more money after money, and fund
will not be released to you.

They finally concluded that every American citizen must posses a Vital
Classified Document called Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer that
overrule every upfront payment fee and certificates,You do not have this
document in your files, if you did the fund would not have been put on-hold,
We did not believe this at first, but when we saw the transfer we had no
option than to contact you, We have gone through your Identification record
and also the information received from you, we have verified a lot of things
about you.

It has come to the attention of our Money Trafficking investigation
department, that you have some funds valued at U.S in USA dollars to your
name, The said payment is awaiting adjudication and crediting to you, this
funds are from Inheritance 'willed ' from C.B.N Bank Nigeria precisely.

With full concern of The F.B.I and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) wish
to remind you of the consequences of remitting such huge sums of money
without complying fully with the provisions of the Financial and Allied
Matters Decree 5 as amended in sub-section C (6) of 2010, which stipulates
that any monitory transaction been done in the United States Of America,
must have proper records, which duly guarantees and covers the transaction
as legitimate and legally acquired and not criminally or terrorist
associated funds, This is due to ongoing terrorist activities/economic
crimes on and against the United States of America citizens.

Note that with the information's we have here, the fund in your name here
was release from Federal Republic Of Nigeria, To this regard you are to
contact the EFCC Nigeria where the fund was release from so that they will
issue you the required document because they are the only people that can
issue you the document. Nobody else have the right or privilege to issue you
this document unless the EFCC Nigeria.

You are under an observational /Investigation in connection with money
laundering. If your funds comes from a legitimate and legal source, the
proper guidelines for you to recover the right of transaction is for you to
provide the official monitory transaction release document so that your
funds will be legally processed and recorded and accounted for and then
finally released to you.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONEY LAUNDERING
DEPARTMENT) IS HERE to wipe out terrorism, and will stop at no length in
doing our duty for the American people.

You have 92 hours to produce legal proof of the below frozen wired
transaction number code: AZQV9007 owned by you. Note that you do not have
any rights to receive these funds if the documented legal wire information
is not completed.

For your own good and benefit, you are advice not to send your money to
anybody except the below person that will get the document for you, It has
come to our notice that you have been dealing with some set of Impostors
regarding the present transaction in your name, with the power imposed on us
as a high Federal Commission, you are hereby warn and instruction to
terminate your involvement with any people or individual contacting you
regarding this present transaction.

The said funds is now in our custody in your name as the beneficiary, your
dealings should be channel to this office alone, if we find out you are
still communicating with Impostor's you will be charge for advance fraud
communication by the Federal Law.

The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations which serve as
our mission states, to protect and defend the United States against
terrorist and foreign intelligence threats and to enforce the criminal laws
of the United States,So follow our instructions properly to avoid any action
before you. pay any fee to them, they will ask for more We currently have
jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal law.

So you can see that we can track you down through Investigative programs, We
have your address and the evidence and status of your wired funds, so we can
arrest you any time anywhere, so contact them with required fee and the mtcn
in receipt of this message, because the document is very mandatory.

You don't have the required document on your possession, these document are
only to be issue to you from the paying country NIGERIA, to this regards you
are advice to contact the EFCC NIGERIA to obtain the document from them to
enable the immediate release of the funds in your name without entertaining
any interrogation and avoid any further delay.

We have done our verification on your FBI Identification Record with your
Social Security Number, the only document left is the required Diplomatic
Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) Which should be issue to you from the
paying country of the said funds, you are to contact the ECONOMIC AND
FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Nigeria to obtain the above required
document, find below their contact information's:

Contact Person: Mr IBRAHIM LAMORDE
Email: ( webmessage✧✧✧@q✧.c✧✧ )
Tel: +234-80-8459-1264

Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with
the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC
NIGERIA where the fund was transfer from, Also Note that you are to take
care of the Document to be issued to you right away, because due to the
content of the document and how important the secured document is, You are
advised to take care of the document by requesting for the payment
information and sending the fee to the EFCC NIGERIA the sum of $200 Dollars
only for the issuing of the document right away and your fund will be
release to you, That is the only way the EFCC NIGERIA will issue you the
document, because they are going to issue you the Authentic and Original
copy of the document for the release of your fund.

You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to
acquire from them on how you are going to send the fee to them. Note that
you are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be credited
to your personal account and also if you don't want any action to be fall
before you, We have already informed the EFCC NIGERIA about the present
situation, so go ahead and contact them immediately.

Your fund is now on our custody and will not be release to you unless the
required document is confirmed, After that the fund will be release to you
immediately without any delay.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most
complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.

WARNING: Failure to produce the above requirement in the next 96 hours,
legal action will be taken immediately by proper authority and may be
disastrous to anyone who fail to have the said document,while transfer
justification and if found guilty, you will be jailed As terrorism, drug
trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community
today.

The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any
criminal who indulges in this criminal act.

CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION(FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institute de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT
AFTER WHICH YOU MUST HAVE EFFECTED THE PAYMENT SUM OF $200 TO THE BELOW
INFORMATION WHILE YOU PROVIDE THE MTCN TO MR IBRAHIM LAMORDE WITH THE ABOVE
EFCC EMAIL OFFICE ADDRESS FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE (DIST) DOCUMENT TO BE
AVAILABLE.

Receiver's Name: Kenneth Chisom
Sender's Name and Address.
Text Question: IN GOD
Text Answer: WE TRUST
Amount:$200 USD.
Destination:Abuja-Nigeria.

N:B:YOU NEED NOT TO CONTACT HER AT ALL IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE FEE, THEN
YOU WILL FALL TO THE CATEGORIES OF THOSE THAT THERE FUND WILL BE RETURN BACK
TO THE CBN TREASURY OFFICE IN NIGERIA WHERE THE CONTRACT IS BEEN EXECUTED.

Only re-confirm to her the following information below when you are
effecting the payment of $200 while you follow instructions by using the
above payment information given to you and Get back to this office as soon
as you have done that for clarification, failure to adhere strictly with
this instruction will definitely lead to lost because as a result of payment
cancellation.

1.BENEFICIARY NAME AND ADDRESS.
2.BENEFICIARY TELEPHONE NUMBER.
3.BENEFICIARY AGE/OCCUPATION.
4.BENEFICIARY MARITAL STATUS

The above information will be acknowledge by the serious ones effecting the
payment above mentioned fee being payment for the issuance of the said
documents keeping your fund on-hold here in the United State,then We will
not hesitate to do the needful as soon as we confirm your payment for the
issuance of the (DIST) document and Your on-hold fund will be released
immediately here in the United State.

Best Regards.
Keith B. Bolcar
Email: ( keithbbolcar @ yandex.com )
Deputy Secretary. (Homeland Security.)
United States Department of Homeland Security.
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Our Ref: RTB /SNT/STB
To: Beneficiary

This is FBI special agents, David Jackson. I was delegated along side others by the United Nations to come over to Africa to investigate fraudsters who had been in the business of swindling foreigners especially those that has one form of transaction/contracts and another. Please be informed that in the course of our investigation, we detected that your name and details in our Scammed Monitoring Network. We also found out that you were scammed of a huge sum of money by scammers via Western union and MoneyGram. Be informed here that in a bid to alleviate the suffering of scammed victims, the United Nations initiated this compensation program and therefore, you are entitled to the sum of Two Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,600,000.00 USD) for being a victim.

Note that the said fund will be transfer to you via the Citibank being the paying bank mandated by the United Nations officials.

However, we have to inform you that we have been able to arrest some of the swindlers who has been in this illicit business and will all be prosecuted accordingly. Be informed as well that we have limited time to stay back here, so we will advice that you urgently respond to this message ASAP. And do not inform any of the people that collected money from you before now about this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation. All you need to do is to follow our instruction and receive your compensation accordingly as directed by the United Nations.

We urgently wait to receive your response.

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Regards,
DAVID JACKSON
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
INVESTIGATION ON ALL ONLINE WIRE TRANSFER

Police Command Headquarters
Address: Garki 2, Abuja
Motto: Fighting Faud In Africa
Email: inspectorgeneraloffi✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

My Dear: Congratulations,

This notification email is coming toyou from Police Command Headquarters and please immediately you receive this message do let us know by responding back, because we need to carry on with this important work accordingly, we are writing to let you know that we have three gentlemen arrested in the Western Union/Money Gram yesterday name Eze John and Augustine Oge also fake Diplomat, and one of them came from Accra-Ghana and through our investigation we discovered your email address from one of them, which proved that they have scammed you before, The fact is that one of them made us clear that they did scammed you.

Please this office don't have much time for this issue for now. As you can see, we are very busy based on the mandate given to us by the present Government to arrest most of this hoodlums who have engaged themselves in scamming foreigners. be kind enough to reach us with all your contact details , you are also advised to send down your office address, your phone number and the list of amount you have spent to this internet scammer’s here in Africa so far, first thing tomorrow morning we will lead them to court and from the court they will be sent to jail and court will reverse back all your money you have lost in the past including the recovered money/cars properties.

These individuals in our custody have confessed they have other syndicates communicating and scamming people in other parts of the world like, USA, Canada, Europe and Asia. Desist from any suspicious emails or phone calls from any of these places and report such to us.

You are hereby advised to email us back immediate with the needed details, including the amount they collected from you, if you don't know the exact amount you have spent under internet scammer's control, do advise us with your past experience with those scammers, but if you don't know the specific amount you have spent, do tell us that you don't know the amount so that the court will charge the Countries how much they will pay you as your re-Compensation. Please all we need is the truth and if you never spent any money to the scammers just make us clear. send the email here inspectorgeneraloffi✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

We wait to have the details from you as soon as you get this mail. On what ever happened at the Court tomorrow, we will let you know. you can reach us any time, please don't forward this email to any person from Africa to avoid them using it to do their bad work on the name of West Africa Interpol Service please.

Thanks,

Inspector Ibrahim Idris Kpotum
The Inspector-General of Police (IGP)
F.C.T. Police Command Headquarters

from "Sage Remus", all written in comic sans:

Camera ready,Notification: 07/12/2018 03:05:34
Status: Waiting for Reply 73xuDaVy1A6f80wQnGmUkE5VrX5Ny11Pu7_Priority: Normal
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Howdy,dear user of : anioldoriap✧✧✧@hhotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

I'm a hacker who have unlocked your mailbox and device a only a few months ago.
You entered a password on one of the places you stopped at, and I intercepted it.
This is your security password from a moment in time of hack itself:

Obviously you can actually swap it, or already did.
However , it doesn't mean much, my malware revisions it every time.

Dont make an attempt to get in touch or find me, it truly is unachievable, since I sent you an email message
from your personal account.

By using your email, I have submitted harmful code to your Computer.
I kept all of your connections such as close friends, colleagues, relatives and as well the full
history of visits to the Internet sites.

During all your life u was notified to surf web catiously,but you didnt.wtf?

You will ask me.So thats the thing that I set the virus on a web-site with videos for adults (Рorn web-page) (u know whats up).

Victim clicked on a play button and device tarted working as rdp supplied with keylogger.So all cameras and screen at the 1st onset started recording.Next my virus got all ur contacts from messengers,e-mails and social networks.

So whatsup? I made the double screen video (1st part-screen record(u have a nice interests lol),2nd part- cam rec.) and all ur contacts. Accordingly I suppose that 690 usd is plenty for that smallwee fail.

My bitcoin wallet address: 1KGb6bHoPGfAX9uNRj4C2VbmjfkZKvSkuD

Ask internet how to use it.It isnt very hard.Just write "how to get btc"

You'll have Twenty four hours in order to pay.(I have a special pixel inside this unique contact message, and so right now I am aware the fact that you've read this email).If perhaps you don’t send me payment,I will send your footage to everyone of your contacts along with relatives,co-workers,and more. However,if I do receive cash,I'll remove the vid right away.In cases where you want facts,answer back with "Yes!" and I will mail your footage recording to your 5 contacts.This really is a non-negotiable option,thus don’t waste my free time as well as yours by means of replying to this particular message.

Can go to police,but searching me is more long-lasting than 1 day,im from Scotland,so you will be shamed af.

have gotten several entertaining ones like this over the last few months. i figured they saw that black mirror ep. finally and lightbulbs went off in the hacker writer room.

i deleted them, but i got two good ones awhile back claiming a rich relative of mine in a foreign land had "died in plane crashes." i liked that. neat!

my favourite recent ones are the threatening messages about how hackers have highjacked my webcam and will share videos of me jackin' it with all my contacts unless i pay a ransom

joke's on them of course since i maintain total control of my bodily essences at all times and thus no such incriminating footage exists, but as a tactic it seems way more effective than the usual 'i need your help to smuggle millions out of africa!' stuff

Yeah, I love these.

I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was shocked by what I saw!!!
I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

And I got an idea....
I made a screenshot of the adult sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).
After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.
Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!
If I do not receive from you the specified amount, then all your contacts will receive a screenshots with your "dirty enjoys".

^^ Lots of potential ILTMI board descriptions there...

dirty enjoys