'ENORMOUS KITTENS PLATONICALLY RIMMING EACH OTHER: CLASSIC OR CLASSIC?

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Asked for by N This is the thread where you SHOUT FOR THE MODERATOR!">here.

I do not think this is classic at all (at least not without a kitty-menses fight).

Oh my God, I've made myself sick...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone who rises to this Photoshop challenge should be immediately incarcerated.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Especially considering the kittens would be underaged!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

What is the age of kitty consent for this kind of thing?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

(The police are NOT, I repeat, NOT hovering off on the sidelines to round up anyone who knows the answer to N's question.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Scientists have seen kitties licking each others' butts in the womb!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope they paid that poor woman a lot of money...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not quite what I was hoping for when I leaned back and decided to wait until someone else posted a thread about kitties for a change, but I guess I'll take what I can get.

My kitties are constantly smelling each other. Supposedly, they do this to see what the other one has been eating. It must be very un-interesting for them though, because the answer always ends up being Meow Mix. Another possibility is that they are looking for the other kitty's identity.
*sniff sniff* Oh, Pepper, is that you? I had forgotten which cat you were even though there are only 2 of us...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Surprisingly, a google search on kittens rimming turns up a US governmental site:

http://www.google.com/search?q=kittens+rimming&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&client=googlet&start=10&sa=N

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Pets most likely to have crypto include

* Puppies or kittens younger than 6 months

So it seems there's an age *limit* on this kind of thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, it's just the CDC. I was hoping it would be something cooler, like NASA.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Gee N, you forgot to mention the LEGIONS OF PORN.

("Look, on the horizon! It's the LEGIONS OF PORN! Run for your lives!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, like you thought this thread was going to be safe for work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Not what you wanted, but whadda pic!

http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2003/lion_cat.jpg

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

What cute little boots!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think that kitty's rimming pal read the Body Hair on Chicks thread properly.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, that cat looks soooo pissed.

For some reason I was surprised that that google search produced a textad. I guess I'm not searching for pr0n enough.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 7 February 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0001-0211-0914-3419_SM.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 7 February 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

What was the genesis of this thread (besides pyschosis)???

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

does your wife know about what you do all day?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

(yes)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

dan sometimes i think you may be the most well-adjusted person on ilx

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. But if he keeps twiddling his nipples like that, he'll ruin his adjustment.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

twenty years pass...

I'm going w dud

― If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 July 2026 06:45 (two months ago)

what the hell, past me

― Whatwhawhawhaehawhahwawhawwww (DJP), Saturday, 11 July 2026 10:49 (two months ago)

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