psychoexgirlfriend.com

I mean, it obviously stinks cause of the intrinsic misogyny of only including women, but lets say it had 'psycho ex-boyfriends' on it too.

We laughed hysterically at this at an old job, largely because a coworker was dating a woman who was EXACTLY LIKE THIS at the time. (Before people ask, the coworker was there and laughing with us AND we were saying, "See? You need to break up with her! SHE IS PSYCHO, much like this girl!")

N, you've missed the point; these are all the SAME GIRL calling this one guy.

I can't listen to mp3s at work (No! Not because I shouldn't - I just don't have speakers), but I must address the questionaire 'Is your Girlfriend a Psycho?'
The first question is:
"How many cats does she have?"

WHAHAAAAA?
What's so psychotic about that? Cats are soothing to the soul and shit.

Somehow I don't think I would find shitting a cat very soothing.

I am a fool for missing the fact that they were all the same woman - I saw the 'is your ex-girfriend a psycho?' sidebar link and the fact that one of the mp3s had had to be removed and assumed otherwise. All American women sound the same to me ha.

Anyway - the same questions apply, more or less.

Dan, you misread. Cats are soothing to your shit.

WILL YOU TAKE MY MORAL HANDWRINGING SERIOUSLY?

"Cats are soothing to shit" can be interpreted two ways. I chose the less soothing interpretation.

N, I think there's something of an issue, largely because we're only getting this one guy's side of the story. As I said, though, I witnessed a psycho girlfriend in action who would leave messages just like this on a coworker's voicemail, or would call him up and pick arbitrary fights with him, or would SHOW UP AT THE OFFICE AT RANDOM TIMES and then pout/pick a fight in front of everyone because the boyfriend would do work instead of paying attention to her. So I'm not ruling out the possibility that this woman is actually psycho.

I refuse to post and give you justification for this foul and heartless act of voyeurism.

No, no, no! You are all wrong!

Cats are soothing to the soul and shit.

I mean that:
1- Cats are soothing to the soul
and
2- Cats shit.

Thank you.

Wait, under that interpretation, shouldn't it be:

1- Cats are soothing to the soul

2- Cats are shit

?

Oh no! So much miscommunication and hurt feelings! This is horrible!

I got through two and didn't see the humor in it.

As I said, much of the humor came from being able to visualize coworker's girlfriend making these calls. The mirth was expounded when he admitted that she had made calls almost exactly like this, with the same rapid-fire frequency.

(Some context: After being taken out to a nice dinner on her birthday and receiving some nice sapphire earrings, she caused an enormous scene because he hadn't proposed to her. At this point, they'd been dating a month.)

It makes me think of Ramon, ergo it is hilarious. Hindsight is everything.

We should have drinks,Ally.

If these are the same sound files I heard a while back, I'm extremely suspicious. These all sound very fake.

Ramon psuedo-threatened me AGAIN in an email today. It's like he doesn't realize we broke up a year ago, and I'm dating someone else, and I just really don't want too much to do with him anymore. It's refreshing, this doggedness, but also extrodinarily creepy.

Distance is everything, innit?

The other week, I ended up having dinner with my psycho ex's (lovely) (post-me) Ex and he texted her something like 4 times during our conversation. He was freaking out that she was talking to me. I had to laugh. I felt really bad, because I wasn't laughing at what she was going through, but laughing cause "my god, that used to be me, and I used to get so upset about it and now... I don't actually care!"

Is it time to go home yet?