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THE NEW GREATEST HEADLINE EVER

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"Love makes peace with Virgin"

See? It says so right http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2733219.stm">here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Or here even. GRAHAM!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2733219.stm

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

SHARON SAYS NO TO PEACE.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT !!!!!!!!!?????? WORST LINK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGH!!! DOWN WITH NED!!!!!!!! I click but all I get is 404 not found! I am ruined! my day will not recover! Ned has hurt my soul!!!!!!! Oh? copy and paste? worked? oh , never mind. now my mind is in heaven's breast

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I love you, Hanle y Deus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

But can Sharon say no to Love?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Yikes! She knows that Ab Fab was just a TV show though, right?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No, because the greatest headline ever is obviously

"SUPER CALLY GO BALISTIC- CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

It is beautiful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Sharon told love to take her crack-whore ass back to the US where it belongs.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, I thought of that one when I read the thread title too, Dom.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

She says she prefers British.

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 6 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks heavily medicated.

― dan (dan), Thursday, 6 February 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

The best headline for sheer newsworthyness me and Matt could come up with was "Queen Shoots Nigger". On the front of the Guardian.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 February 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Larry King did it again (at least once) tonight - introducing Bill Clinton, he says that the FPOTUS will be appearing later introducing the Rolling Stones at a "benefit for global warming."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynskey you are a genius

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 7 February 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"Headless Body in Topless Bar" - NY Post, 1983

"What should we have said?" asked Post editor Steve Dunleavy. "'Decapitated cerebellum in tavern of ill repute'?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 February 2003 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I am so sick of hearing about that f*cking Super Cally headline!!!!!!

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Headless Body in Topless Bar" - NY Post, 1983

Weird. I remember that as a Boston Herald headline (but Google tells me they were both at one point owned by Rupert Murdoch, so maybe they ran the Post story.)

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Best one I've heard was also on the sports pages after Arsenal upped Bergkamps wages to get him to stay around: "Wenger's Wonga Makes Bergy Linger Longer". Fucking hell.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Respect for the Sun's article on Bolton's mercurial Spanish defender Ivan's recovery from depression: "HAPPY CAMPO"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 February 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Smee a Celtic fan, by any chance?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

the two best are:

CASIRAGHI ATE MY HAMSTRING

and

BET LUNCH (referring to julie goodyear putting on weight).

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...
http://images.usatoday.com/graphics/life/openbook/ephronsplsh.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Afghans Understand Deaths"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/central/12/07/afghan.strike/

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 7 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"50 Cent Loses Vest"

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,8099278%255E10431,00.html

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)


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