Does Lara Byrne do nothing all day in work?

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Just curious.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 6 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, you meet someone from ILX, you think "I don't really recognise the name", you notice her name more, but put it down to having a face to associate with it, and then one day you check the Users page, and she's posting more than Martin Skidmore.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 6 February 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

She is too bright to work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 February 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Lara is my favorite ILXer lately, actually--so I am glad she posts so much.

― Mandee, Friday, 7 February 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I will be the first to second any Lara approbation!

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 7 February 2003 03:30 (twenty-three years ago)

YEAH!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 February 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah! she makes me laugh a lot (with her not at her)

― sand.y, Friday, 7 February 2003 03:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i will be the second to second any lara approbation . (pause one second) go lara (pause one second) laura RoxorZ -- ad infinitum

― Aaron A., Friday, 7 February 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe she's working now (its 8 am). she must be too busy to post on this thread.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 February 2003 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah! And she threatened to kill me!

Wait a minute! No! Screw her! Get back to work, Lara!

;-)

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 7 February 2003 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously I started this thread back when the Thread title didn't appear in the title bar, and I regret that the correction of this means that Lara may not be able to read this thread in a work environment.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet she does more'n I do.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

It wouldn't be difficult to do more than me these days - I'm so gonna get fired.

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

me too. i'm getting slacker and slacker and less sly every day. it's only a matter of time.....

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks beautiful

― Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 7 February 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Who does? Eh?

g-kit, me too, it's only a matter of time before the IT police come and take me away for questioning!

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks beautiful

Pictures please.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Friday, 7 February 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

She only looks beautiful, Mooro? Are you implying.... she's a divil in disguise?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 7 February 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

she's really a twelve foot lizard. but she looks normal/beautiful, day-to-day.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 February 2003 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

As in the expression "haven't you got anything better to do than sit around all day looking beautiful".

Nevertheless I am sure that Lara's external beauty is reflected inside.

OK, so she is a little divil as well.

Any chance of the FG's covering The Flying Burrito Brothers' "Devil In Disguise", Jerry?

― Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 7 February 2003 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

ha! she hasn't posted on her own thread!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she's in glasgow. she had to go to a meeting [with other members of the elite] today.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

the 12ft lizards?

(I trhink lara is cool btw)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I manage my level of posting with a full-time job, and I don't post during work hours, just in the evenings.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

me too martin! but then I'm dropping off a little.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't meaning that as a boast, merely saying that if I do it this way, there is no particular reason to think Lara, posting a comparable amount, must have nothing else to do.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Mooro: what LP is that on? Do I have it? (If BURRITO DELUXE then yes: but I don't think it is.) Anyway - the answer's yes. If you want.

Lara has a grand name.

― the pinefox, Friday, 7 February 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(I was thinking of Elvis P.'s 'Divil in Disguise'. Is it the same song as the FBB's one?)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 7 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

A woman like that she's only goin'a hatechOOO!

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel like I'm on ILX all day at work and I post A HELL OF A LOT. So then one day I'm checkin' out the ol' USERS list and I was thinkin', "WTF?? Who is that and how can she be above me on the list? I mean, this is ME we're talking about!"

So, I guess Lara has just been posting on all the threads I don't post on and that's why I didn't notice.

But anyway, congrats Lara on your rank.
I think I'll go take a warm bath now to cheer myself up.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

'Christine's Tune (Devil in Disguise)'
is the opener on 'The Gilded Palace Of Sin'. It's a different song from the Elvis one.

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 9 February 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, P F - let me know if you want a copy of that CD.

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 9 February 2003 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew has known me for about seven years. I don't understand this thread.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 9 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara, the message is we all love u! Where have u been? Post more, etc.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 9 February 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been in Glasgow with fiends.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 9 February 2003 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

You stayed away from N. YOU STAYED AWAY FROM N. Tell me she stayed away from N.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

jealousy is not attractive.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither am I. Does that make a double negative?

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(He's, like, 29. That's only 9 years older than my dad. Ew.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

indeed!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

How are you a student if your dad is only 20?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

martin,

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Younger, sorry. Yes.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 9 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

better an attractive older man than a young loser.

― anonanon, Sunday, 9 February 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

cozen that was mean but it's stupid to put down 29 year olds on a site where at least half of the posters are 29 or older.

― anonanon, Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

this is what happens when u only check ile on weekends. i barely have a idea of who lara is

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

She's just a pretend poster that we make lame jokes about, Chupa-Chupa.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 9 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think cozen was putting anyone down other than, well, whatever.

and I think nick means 'chupa-chups'

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 10 February 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

chupa-chups sux0r they are all over-sweet and too twee

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 10 February 2003 00:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't putting anyone down, at all. I don't even know how it could've been construed that way.

The N. comment was meant to be jokey. I wasn't putting down 29 year olds at all. What, because I said 'Ew'? Jesus. I'm sorry to any 29 year olds who I offended and specifically sorry to Nick, but I'm sure he saw it in the jokey-put-down--of-a-friend-ism spirit that it was meant.

Possibly the 'woman like that she's only gonna hate you'? But that was also a jokey quote from the 'Devil in Disguise' song.

And why 'anon'

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I might know who it was, and if I did offend you because you thought I was talking (sincerely) about Nick, I am sorry. I didn't mean it to be offensive in anyway to you, N., or 29 year olds. I'm 'sure' N. saw that (and all the 29 year olds) but I can see how other people (other person) could perhaps have misconstrued.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

It's at times like this you begin to sympathise with Oops' view on semantics.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

What do mean 'semantics'?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I have serious worries about the people who posted to this thread last night.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose Mark meant semantics in terms of Cozen's over-apologetic stance due to what he perceived to be a negative interpretation of what was written in jest.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew has known me for about seven years. I don't understand this thread.

Well, I met you seven years ago, but that didn't stop you telling me a story starring me when I met you again last year.

Lara, the message is we all love u!

That's the one. This is the "Every knee must bend and every tongue confess: Lara, we bring the love" thread.

You stayed away from N. YOU STAYED AWAY FROM N. Tell me she stayed away from N.

Have you been hitting the N. rather hard lately, Lara? The first step is admitting you have a problem.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara has just toppled Dastoor from his perch atop the mighty statscock.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't mean too, I wasn't looking. Is he ok?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

For the last 7 days:
1. Lara 501
2. Dan Perry 282
3. Felicity 258
4. N. 251
5. Amateurist 244
6. Ned Raggett 232
7. James Blount 201
8. Sarah McClusky 197
9. mark s 195
10. Martin Skidmore 190

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

too=to

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

And she never answered the original question.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm only number EIGHT For the past 7 days??!?!? WTF??? Well, I guess I was at home snuggling Saturday, Sunday, and Monday as I was iced in. I will rise again!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham , I didn't think the answer needed stating.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

the wire to N.'s BRANE which he uses to post whilst asleep has obviously fallen out!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I reckon he must be dead or something because there is no way he is working. He is a lazy boy.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

the q then becomes: how long can lara keep this up for?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

the q then becomes: how long can lara keep this up for?

This implies that I am stiving to achieve something!

Dastoor can keep his crown. I've obviously just been more distracted than I realised. To be honest, I thought I'd cut back on posting (certainly haven't started any threads for a while).

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm...'distracted' or maybe you don't have anything to do all day at work.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I am really busy actually. I'm an Analyst/Project Manager so I'm used to multi-tasking. I don't spend the entire day refreshing the New Answers screen, y'know!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

And most of my posts are pitifully (mercifully?) short.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I spend the entire day refreshing New Answers. I get upset when nowt's changed.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't spend the entire day refreshing the New Answers screen, y'know!

I bet you have an underling to do it for you. Ppl with posh job titles tend to have MINIONS.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I spend the entire day refreshing New Answers. I get upset when nowt's changed.
Me too. Maybe I need to post more and refresh less... Yeah... that's the ticket!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah I've seen how short yr posts are lara. I'm only joking. I'm just jealous of how 'flexible' you are.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"I spend the entire day refreshing New Answers. I get upset when nowt's changed."

Me three!

Not for long though, coz when I got to my new job I'll have to pretend to be efficient and stuff. Pants.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly I must lead the fightback. Or not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i read that as 'light the feedback', which sounds good, but is probably difficult to do.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I couldn't log in for the last half hour or so and I thought I'd been locked out. Give me a little attention and I become *paranoid-girl*.

Is there a secret message?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi everybody, does anybody have any kind of direct experience with the site xfriends.ro (http://friends.xclub.ro)? Apparently a wide selection of Romanian girls available for sex (although mostly not for free) like to post there providing full contact details ie pic(s) and tel numbers ... Has anybody tried to get in touch? What happened to those who called those numbers? Do you get the lady of the pic (usually very good looking) or something else? Safe? Dangerous?
It's a really cool site, unfortunately in Romanian only ... I would be grateful to those who have tried it if they could share their experience

Awaiting comments, rgds

― Dago Spumoni, Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

How does a random googler interested in sex with Romanian women end up on this thread. (I'm assuming we wouldn't find our Lara on that site, anyway...)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Not now I've bought her.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

You six weeks trial period is up.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara, Your USER status seems to have dropped to #39 or so. What gives? Do you mean to say your free internet trial period is up?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been over a week since she's posted (I think). Did she go on holiday?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

She's gone back to Romania with all her hard earned cash!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Forever?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

She was being examined. Now she is being monitored.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Really? Bugger. I like Lara; it's a shame she's not able to post (much) anymore.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 10 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she's just being lazy like her brother David.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 10 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

I bear no relation to David (Brown) Byrne. Euch.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 31 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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