TITS/JOBS/AGE CHECK

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Recently I have noticed a trend among ILE people.

1. All the women (according to the bras thread) have huge boobs. Wow, I just gotta say it. Wow. Now explain yrselves.

2. The median age seems to be 29. As in I haven't done the math exactly but 29 seems to be a popular age around here. Explain yrselves.

3. How many of you have actual jobs? That pay money? That are full-time? I've noticed a lot of ILxorz seem to be freelance or unemployed. Explain yrselves.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have large boobs but not huge, I'm 27 and I am full time wage slave - so ner!

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1 I hope not
2 25
3 Yep, full-time

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Worryingly, they're growing.
2. 24 in a week
3. Of course. That's why I spend so much time on here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

1) early puberty/a tendency to put on weight
2) 26.
3) um.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not have large breasts. I'm 25 (since Tuesday). I have a full-time job too, albeit one where I can sit surfing the web all day.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I like boobies.
2. 28
3. Yep a real job, it pays crap.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

1. mine are fucking HUGE
2. 28 in 9 days
3. freelance writer, so yeah I post a fair amount (though not in the top 50 IIRC)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a medium boob, am 24 and have a full-time job, which is why I don't get to write much.

― nickie (nickie), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Just one boob?

― smee (smee), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This is getting spooky. Martin/Chaki to thread!

I have pretty firm chestal area, but it's all downhill from there. A friend threatened to start calling me "Gregory Peck".

I'm 28, as of the start of the year.

I am workwise in the same situation as caitlin.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

1. They're getting smaller.
2. 32
3. Full time real job (though it seems these days that being here is more important than work).

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a biological phenomenon

― nickie (nickie), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. small but pert
2. 25 in 9 days (!! Matos no shit!)
3. "Accounts Specialist" office drone low pay layoff looming

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I'm a fuckin dude, man.
2. 23.
3. Full-time job, workin for the man, dude.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never had boobs, I am never ever, ever, EVER going to get them, EVER. If I had them I wouldn't be typing. I am 22 and 8 months (ok, my body is). I am working part-time, but that *is* going to change, soon, *yes,* okay?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I don't like boobies
2. 44 year old body, but the mind of a 12 yr old.
3. I used to be on top of the world, but now I climb trees and deny that i have had plastic surgery.

― Michael Jackson (Chris V), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Manly
2. 29 in 6 weeks
3. I work part time as a chatroom moderator/question setter, so I am actively encouraged to surf 'n' chat. I may be moving into the world of the full-time wage slave in the next couple of weeks, though hopefully still working from home.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Joey Tribbiani: "Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me."

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 14DD
2. 29 yrs old
3. Part-time job

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

1 none of yer damn bizniz.
2. 29 yrs old/young depending on who i feel that partic. day
3. Fool time work

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

1) small
2) 24
3) full-time university admin job plus some other bits

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Martin in LA Story, in a quote which was apparently stolen by Friends: "I could never be a woman. I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather play with someone else's.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Average
2) 23
3) Okay, another bloody freelancer

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Very large, due to genetics.
2) No comment.
3) (Under)employed by a temp agency.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

1) None, being a male with normal hormones.
2) 24
3) Engineer and employed as one.

― fletrejet, Friday, 7 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't look at the word "hormones" without thinking "Yeah, she makes a hell of a racket".

Um....

1) Muscular. Honest. Ahem.
2) 30.
3) Unix Admin for a major merchant bank. Believe me there is no more apt piece of Cockney rhyming slang.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Very large - been this way since I started developing at age ten - I want a reduction to helb my back and shoulders;
2. 29 - DOB= 6 May 1973
3. Freelance and happy and making more than I was making working "full-time."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

1. people with testicles are no longer required to answer question number one.
2. 4/16/1978
3. full time. Not allowed to log on to sites from work.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 36B I don't think that's huge, is it? Just sort of average.
2. I was 35 at the end of last year, which makes me feel ancient compared with all you 29 year olds.
3. I am gainfully employed and I am The Boss, which is even more fun!

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

1. None
2. 25.6
3. Three part-time jobs. (how do I find the time to post here? don't ask my boss at job no. 1, which, if you'll remember is Quality.)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Eeh, enough; not emphasised as often as they used to be when I was a student.
2) 24 since last October.
3) Office monkey temp, moving across the hallway to another position in the same Council Directorate (me speakee Bureaucracese) on Mon/Tues, not sure whether will be able to sneak onto ILX. Open-plan offices suck for dedicated loafers.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

1. OK
2. 21
3. NO

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I just have tits. No job and no age (nb.this isn't strictly true)

― alix (alix), Friday, 7 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I am no longer required to answer this question.
2. I am 27, and thus doing my part to keep the average hovering around 29.
3. I have a job.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Mine are not big, I'm a 34B
2. I am 22 and a half
3. I have a job, alright. A great soulsucking evil job that makes me physically ill just to come in, but yeah, it's here and it exists and it envelopes about 75 hours a week of my life. Thanks for rubbing it in.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I have testicles
2. 36 and am feeling really old in this thread
3. Full-time, project-based, travel too much, but get paid to drink all around the US

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

1. (disqualified to answer t'is, due to having t'''icles (a pity!!))
2. for one more month, forty-two
3. three jobs, of which the "day-jay" counts for 'bout a half of the income (w/ radio and, lately, translation jobs makin' up the other 'alf)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

1) No knockers, though what I have + a wonderbra + a pair of socks = my kind of small but perfectly formed breasts. Er...

2) 28 and 10 months

3) A job in the voluntary sector that sees me do wonderful work that makes the world a better place, but is poorly paid. I get my reward in heaven, whilst is cold comfort to an agnostic.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 February 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I'm a dude
2. I'm only 26
3. I have a 3/4 time job, like 27 hours a week, I'll probably end up working 36 hours soon :(. I'm a library assistant, it's a good job as I don't have to sit around typing up reports or go to lots meetings. I mainly do literature searches, order ILLs, catalogue books, think.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I have no 'boobs', but my arse is pretty shapely.
2. 37.
3. Yes, full time.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hah, --jel--, i'm a library assistant too, albeit a full-time one. so, er...

1.) ample ampuoles of alabaster albatross-ness.
2.) 24.
3.) full time, and almost as much time is spent commuting...o.o;;;)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! cool, there are quite a few library workers on ILX!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is shrinking!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

1. 36c - that's not huge!
2. I'm 30
3. I'm an acolyte of the devil...*

(I work for laywers)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay library workers. (That's 3 with my answer, and 2 = 31. Yay.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah - I'm 29, I work in a kind of library and I got accused of having manboobs for the first time ever this afternoon. And I have no testicles.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You shouldn't have had that facelift, N. They've pulled everything upwards way too much if your testicles are being mistaken for man-boobs. I like your new tie though.

― C J (C J), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

manboobs can be entertaining, though; was it said in a nice way or a not-so-nice way?

if it makes you feel better, my boobs aren't exactly small, and my bassist (who is male) has ones that are fast encroaching upon my size---albeit they spread out a bit more across his ~~girth~~ chest...

(he can't possibly be cool, though---he's never worked in a library! :) )

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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1. Vaguest hint of mantits from my distant overweight past.
2. 21 (for 11 more days)
3. Currently interning, 9-5 style.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

1.No tits.
2. I is 25, 26 veeery soon.
3.Film School Camera Guy (40hrs p/w) and Public Land Trust Dude (1 Day p/w). No benefits!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I work 40 hrs at the same place every week and have NO benefits!
Ooh, I know of those workplaces. Too many of my relatives have been employed at similar. But yeah, in October of last year my dental insurance (lots of importance on dentistry at my place of employment, interestingly enough) and 401(k) kicked in, and for those working 40 hrs/week or more they provide an awesome medical insurance package and vacation and maternity leave and retirement and on-site day care and... just so much. *wistful sigh* Wish I'd discovered this place earlier. Wouldn't have taken up employment at Hades Corp. then.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

1. bloody spam emails, knew I shouldn't have replied.
2. 23
3. Corporate whore 8.30-5 every weekday and loving it.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

1) fuck off creep
2) 24
3) i don't need a job, i have a scholarship.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

1) I'd like to think I don't have any
2) 21 at the moment
3) student, but not studious, md at college radio station for a while longer

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Way too big, although about the only thing physically I have going for me
2. 24 years old
3. I am a student.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ipso your tits are not way too big. i have never seen you but i know this.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where the women of ILX start knocking down the claims of big knockers?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No seriously they are. I'm like an 18DD or something

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that isn't too big.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's too big for my liking.

Both my sisters are like 10B's :(

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I sense that you disapprove of the whole concept of too big, di.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. its a silly concept. it pains me when women feel uncomfortable in their own bodies.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes when large busts cause back pains and other problems that can be a case of "too big" and understandable discomfort.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. but it also bugs me when people assume a woman might suffer from those things just cos shes well endowed.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it bothers you when people might assume something?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i do have a personal take on this matter, but i'd rather not talk about it in terms of my OWN breasts, it freaks me out.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

actually its kind of funny how defensive i get whenever these boob/bra threads pop up.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Have they invented a pop-up bra yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You would have lexis-nexis-ed it by now.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

no, but aren't there like inflatable ones?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I only have Factiva and Dialog these days, sadly. When we cancelled our contract I tried to draw attention to the loss of key sources like 'Bra Bulletin' but my concerns were overruled.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any of them now. :-(

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

sorryfor being a jerk.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You weren't a jerk.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

34C
22
I go to school full-time and work in a bakery about eighteen hours a week. I spend roughly twelve of those eighteen hours dancing, singing, and/or eating honey straws.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

honey straws remind me of 1992 and the science fair.

― mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you make a honey volcano?

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

For my elementary school science fair, I carved an anatomically-correct male baby out of a Virginia ham.

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

me, like many other sixth graders at the time, did a blindfolded taste test of crystal pepsi vs. regular pepsi.

― mandee, Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Update/clarification:

1) They go into room five minutes ahead of the rest of me.
2) No comment.
3) Still temping. Working full-time this week, tho.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

busty gals be postin'

― gershy, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

This thread. Just when I think I've seen it all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

gosh, tom

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, I just gotta say it. Wow.

― velko, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

1. 36c - that's not huge!
2. I'm 30
3. I'm an acolyte of the devil...*

(I work for laywers)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, February 7, 2003 2:18 PM (5 years ago)

― eman, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

01. I, for one, love huge boobs. Though I also appreciate a svelte, athletic physique. Variety is the spice of life.

02. I am currently 31 and, as such, close to the median.

03. I work from home. I am technically part of a design firm, though such does consist of three people. So I am close to freelancing, but a hair away from technically qualifying.

I am proud to be a member the likely ILX quantum

― Pillbox, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

1, nope
2, 35
3, just got jobless :(

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago)

1) yes. definitely.
2) 26.
3) no benefits.

― ;n_n; (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, July 18, 2005 4:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

1) not huge.
2) 23.
3) i wish i had a full time job!

― Maria, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

1) love tits
2) hate job
3) age schage

― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

^love it

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

except that he messed up 2) and 3)

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

1. Boobs are quite okay, I've nothing against them, but I love tummies even more. No particular preference in boob size.
2. 29, so totally average.
3. I work half-time, still working on my master's degree on women's studies. I've finally started working on my master's thesis.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

i think the average would be 33 now wouldn't it? although the posting population has changed i suppose.

― Maria, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

the mental age never changes (9)

― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

how was this not a pic thread?

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

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