The Legitimization of Man-Boobs

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This is the thread where we talk about Breasticles after the fashion of Lara and janni.

Tell us all your position on manboobs, and whether Breasticles is indeed a totally awesome new name for them.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Breasticles only works if they are indeed breasts made of testicles (would should under no circumstance be legitimized). Unfortunately I can't think of a better name for them (except maybe pudge-tits).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Whenever, I see the word breaticles (and it's not that often), I tend to think of icicles.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard them referred to as "bitch tits."

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

bre-aticles? I must have had the cheese thread on my mind!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, "bitch tits" is great. Jack Osbourne has the dictionary definition of bitch tits.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, was something wrong with the term "mantitties"?

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think mantitties sounds like some some capital city in Sub-Saharan Africa.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Once again:

Boobs.

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

My position on man-boobs: I offer a resounding and hearty "YEA"!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Man-mams.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

THESE are man-boobs:

http://www.epicharmus.com/saggy.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The above was from an article in Esquire, I believe.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not 100% convinced that's a man.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the shoulders are a little too broad to be a woman's.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but there doesn't seem to be an adam's apple or chest hair. I mean, I'm not convinced it's a woman either.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 8 February 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Cf. the classic and ultrarare 80s EP, Mantit, by the band Mantit, featuring the song "Mantit."

― Benjamin, Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, nice tits.

― gazza, Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The man who got breast implants...on a bet.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 February 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha MANARIES!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i like man boobs well enough.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 February 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

the cool part of that story is that after he got them he liked them so much he decided to keep them. forever! he said the chix duggit

― minna (minna), Saturday, 8 February 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

I've always taken the high-brow and reffered to them as "Saggy Man Breasts" I think it demonstrates a little sympathy to the fat freaks who own a pair.

― Steve Clark, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My position on man-boobs: I offer a resounding and hearty "YEA"!

That settles it. You are my next girlfriend.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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