Will UK tabloids ever start showing 'bush'?

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Or 'beef curtains'?

― dave q, Saturday, 8 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

or even 'rosebuds'?

― dave q, Saturday, 8 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

nup

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 February 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, you can buy porn mags if that's what you want, Dave.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

what about 'taint' aka 'maple log'?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Er - what are 'beef curtains'?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly what you fear they might be

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, not a particularly charming expression.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* Gosh, I really want to learn how to curse in British. The language is so ripe!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 8 February 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

well competition might drive one or two editors to go to that 'route'. you never know.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

grebt q BTW as its an easy (well it was for me) to misread this as a thread on Iraq (excuse: I'vve been posting for the last couple of hours).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe 'beef curtains' is American, mslaura, at least some friends of mine have a band where they rhyme "queef" with "curtains of roast beef" it's simply DELIGHTFUL

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought it was English, but you're welcome to it, really.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

As for the question, I don't think we're close to it, but who can see the future?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The American FCC doesn't even allow boobs in mass media. You can show boob-in-profile on TV as long as it's late and the nipple isn't shown. Male rear nudity is also allowed and I think I saw a woman's backside on Law & Order once, to my genuine shock.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 9 February 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let's show some "dubya", mutherfuckers!"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 9 February 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe 'beef curtains' is American, mslaura, at least some friends of mine have a band where they rhyme "queef" with "curtains of roast beef"

Tracer, I am vaguely horrified and wondering what on earth this song could be about. Actually, I know probably exactly what the song is about, but more wondering the circumstances that caused them to write it and decide it was something to actually perform in public.

Is this the band I saw with you once, the friend of yours that works for ESPN who drank that weird tea with me? I'm worried that I might've heard this song and been too busy smoking or whatever to notice that I heard such a song.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 9 February 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You would not believe the amount of stick that Keith Burtons, a bloke at my old university, used to get about his name.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 February 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet it must've been almost as bad as the stick my old mate Pat Fenis

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

got

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally yeah that's the one!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend Mister Neil Bates always does well with the ladies...

― Sophie (Sophie), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

TRACER MAYBE IT'S THE TEA???

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Beef curtains" is possibly the best expression ever precisely because it's just so WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

No the girls made up those words, they were planted on this earth to recite lyrics like that. Every show is "dedicated to your mother's lesbian vagina".

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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