Who is ILX's Typo Champion?

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I vote for ME. I think I misspell more words on here unintentionally than anyone else. I guess I was just looking for an excuse to create a thread celebrating myself for something..yay, I finally found something I'm good at!

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I thikn I ma

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 10 February 2003 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Nayase[p , dhe

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh gret i srarted a thred wear u don hab too sphel anythif riyt

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

My dad gave me a big lecture when I was in elementary school about how important spelling is in life. Then we started writing all our papers on the computer in middle school and I never had to learn. MWA HA HA!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Ecxellenp

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd say me, i'm always leaving words

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always been told never to end a sentence with a preposition. Trouble is I can never think of a preposition to end a sentence with.
I used to never be able to finish my sentences but now I

― dog latin, Monday, 10 February 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I make loads of typing errors. But when I'm typing properly, my spelling is pretty good. I don't check what I've typed before hitting 'Submit' nearly as much as I should. I am bad mang.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 10 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I tend to make lots of sloppy factual errors on ILM. As a result, I don't post on ILM too much.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I am make a lot of thinkos -- that's when, for some inexplicable reason, you simply type the completely wrong muffin.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* i remember the days when josh, ethan and jess would ridicule my englese on IM

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 10 February 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

pinketron

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

pinketron

Electremo?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

i have my moments.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't forget glof!

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:21 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* dear old glof!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm pretty bad four that meselfish

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony...i'd run a close second

― Michael B, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I pwnz this thread!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I just got an e-mail from a co-worker that actually contained the text "not that i am a where of".

Perhaps this should be filed under 'flat-out illiteracy' rather than 'typos', but it's abominable nonetheless.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

Paul Edward Wagemann

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, ambrose and anthony are all tied

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I make a lot, I don't have anyone to correct my errors anymore though.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hanle y & marissa

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ex Leon, give me one (1) break!!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

What do you want broken?

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

*stammers*

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

DiMarceau Fishpower

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

jesus, i'm not even in the running?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Why doesn't some ILM posters has no verb tense?

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

You do it on purpose. you're very precise in your misspellings.

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think people blame my many typos on my crap english. alas it's a bit of ~~bought~~both.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

but surely they still count?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

why is the verb tense? is it nurvous?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

it should be stressed

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

One's own typos are kind of horrifying to contemplate after the "Submit" button is hit, but I'm sure that if there are only one or two typos per message others will just gloss over them for the most part. It takes a kind of genius to weigh down message after message with so many typos that a poster becomes noted for it.

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I cringe EVERY single time I reread my long posts. Riddled with mistakes and missing words.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE xpost

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Cursd you tracer hand

― Ed (dali), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

nickalish otm

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

there was a time when i never made typos. i made a point of it. i proofread my writing, and tried to form complete sentences whenever possible.

but now, i look on my posts and i feel shame. they are sloppy, careless, borderline irresponsible.

so now i declare: i will never make a typo again

yeah, i said it. this is it. no more typos.

― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:21 (seven years ago)

just to prove how serious i am, i have changed my display name.

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:23 (seven years ago)

i make a lot bc i post on my phone

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 24 May 2019 00:23 (seven years ago)

yeah, same here.

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:26 (seven years ago)

i don't understand how i type anything on those. the buttons are much smaller than the human thumb.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 24 May 2019 00:27 (seven years ago)

someone needs to make a cell phone like this, only with all 26 letters

https://i.imgur.com/AmB1ZEj.jpg

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:29 (seven years ago)

i mean, i know all the letters are there, but you know what i mean. i'm talking 26 letters, all of them really big. set me up with one of those, maybe a giant print edition of reader's digest. shit, i'm taken care of for the night.

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:30 (seven years ago)

hold the phone. what about a cell phone that is just a computer keyboard with a speaker and microphone in it?

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:38 (seven years ago)

very early prototype, keep an open mind.

https://i.imgur.com/RWIgrzI.jpg

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:39 (seven years ago)

wait, how about this instead

https://i.imgur.com/G8BgaPp.jpg

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:53 (seven years ago)

now THATS what I call a phone, brother

― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2019 00:59 (seven years ago)

I am going to do rich

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 01:26 (seven years ago)

Fuuuuuck

― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 01:26 (seven years ago)

lol

― calstars, Friday, 24 May 2019 01:28 (seven years ago)

I think your saiding exancly what you meaned, KM.

― smrater than all of you (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 May 2019 02:09 (seven years ago)

lmao

― brimstead, Friday, 24 May 2019 02:52 (seven years ago)

dying

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)

also KM's phone company can perhaps execute my tablet idea
your terrible ideas

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:45 (seven years ago)

great revive

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:45 (seven years ago)

clodyalp rox u r all guy

― nashwan, Friday, 24 May 2019 14:47 (seven years ago)

the answer is gyac btw

― imago, Friday, 24 May 2019 14:52 (seven years ago)

otm

― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:55 (seven years ago)

fuckers!

― gyac, Friday, 24 May 2019 15:27 (seven years ago)

i bet i have the highest rate just a lower volume than most

― deus ex majima (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:34 (seven years ago)

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