Girls with Big Feet

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For the Gentlemen:

Do all men lust after twinkle-toed, dainty girls? Are girls with big feet less attractive?

For the Ladies:

If a chap has small feet would you steer clear to avoid the obvious "he's got nothing in his pants either" disappointment?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing like that to worry about here, ladies

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*ROWR*

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

big feet are all good. in fact, long feet are very hot.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

How long?

Clown-fetish anyone?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me find the flock of seagulls thread

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

No worries on that count.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm big feet k-rowr

even better = girl who has MORE armpit hair than you I CAME IMMEDIATELY

― schnell schnell, Monday, 10 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Regret is an emotion I am far too familiar with...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

A Flock of Perversions

(probably not safe for work)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I wear size 11 (US, women's) which makes it hard to find shoes for sale in my size, but I would look weird with little feet because I'm SO tall (or at least that's what I tell myself).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 February 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I do find big feet on women a bit odd but it's not the end of the world.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't say I pay much attention to feet. Incidentally, my university, UCL, which likes to think of itself as a world class educational and research institution, published research last year showing that there is no link between the size of a man's feet and his penis. You can imagine how proud I am of such work.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm size 8, I think that's a US 9.

Never really thought about foot size.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never paid much attention to foot-size - I do check-out toes and fingers re: length and diameter and straightness. But that's more of an aesthetic thing as opposed to a "gosh, your feet turn me on!" thing.

But, when I was younger, my standard description of my ideal physical mate went something like "a red-haired, hobbit-footed, banjo player." Never found that person, though. *sigh* (And I would love to know where I came-up with that description.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

hobbit-footed = sexy?!

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

My SO told me that I have good toe separation. (Probably some sort of compensation for no arches.)

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 10 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* I know, Maria - there is no justification for teenaged "I'm going against the crowd" desires.

Hmmmm, Rocket Scientist - I have good toe separation AND high arches.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

*ahem* Lek to thread obv

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I never think of my girlfriend as having big feet, however, she is a UK size 8, but they must be larger than average because she finds it nearly impossible to find good shoes in her size. It is a constant source of frustration for her because many shoe shops are under the impression that girls feet stop at size 7.

Trying to buy shoes at the local Office shop she is often told that 'that style doesn't go up to size 8', however a quick trip up to London will result in them stocking her size.

What is ultra annoying for her is when she tries to buy shoes and the salespeople try and fob her off with smaller sizes. She even bought trainers that she really loved the look of from Buffalo once and although they were painful she just thought this was the usual wear-in period. She eventually got infected blisters from these trainers and had to go on a course of antibiotics to stop the swelling, She then looked at the box for her trainers and disovered they were a size too small, but the shop refused to take any portion of the blame claiming she should have checked, despite being assured by the salesperson that they were the right size.

Her feet are very beautiful though, I can never understand people who dislike feet. Is it the last taboo?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think coprophilia is still the last taboo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This is why I find the whole "Jude Law buying Nicole Kidman a pair of shoes" story utterly implausible. If you were having a hottt affair with someone, you're not going to tell them your shoe size off the bat. If you're as tall as NK, anyway.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't dislike feet but I would never want any in my mouth..

Big feet on girls are pretty cool tho'..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is why I find the whole "Jude Law buying Nicole Kidman a pair of shoes" story utterly implausible.

And we're sure that "a pair of shoes" isn't code for "a twenty-inch dildo"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Boston sex toy shops must be a real hoot.

"I'll have some shoes, please."

"Certainly, sir." (items produced)

*embarassed silence*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

and kinda unhygenic, like people testing the goods instore?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I am not talking about dildos (for once). Here is the story pulled from google news:

IT WAS a touching and intimate gesture. Actor Jude Law carefully picked out an exquisite $2000 (£700) pair of Manolo Blahnik stilettoes and sent them to Nicole Kidman, whom he was shortly to rejoin on the set of their new film Cold Mountain.

The Mail on Sunday newspaper in London reported yesterday that Law even took the time to pen a heartfelt note: "Dear Nic, I am looking forward to working with you, I love you."

But the delicate, sexy shoes – exactly Nicole's size – were dispatched by mistake to his wife Sadie Frost at their home in London

That is such an ewww story on so many levels.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

If I were buying NK shoes it would surely be pretty easy to find out her shoe size on the modern internet. Anyway, she could always change them if he kept the receipt. Or even get a refund if he got them in Marks & Spencer's.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yeah, like "ewww, he sent his wife a $2000 twenty-inch dildo meant for his co-star".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, OK - they weren't from Marks.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

But why buy shoes? It just seems...bleah somehow. Not sexy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I am not talking about dildos (for once).

Time to review all of Nicole's old posts and deduce what the code word for dildo was.

If I were buying NK shoes

Like you don't keep buying her shoes and sending them to her already.

he sent his wife a $2000 twenty-inch dildo meant for his co-star

SICK AND WRONG.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, couldn't he find one for $50? I mean, I hope the $2000 one has wheels and a radio and shit like that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

blingdo

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A crushed-out drop-top dildo with platinum rims, surround sound and GPS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I have ridiculously SMALL feet (UK size 3). It is impossible to find shoes that fit, I usually have to settle for size 4 shoes and slop around in them *grummble*.

I kinda like small feet on guys, its cute. I also have this thing about foot massages but lets not go there lest I look like a pre-vert...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

but lets not go there lest I look like a pre-vert...

(Trayce, did you NOT read the messages immediately preceding yours???)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, let me re-phrase that... "lest I look like as much of a pre-vert as the rest of you!"

Hah.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

dildo gps: "you are now entering the inner labia..."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't dislike feet but I would never want any in my mouth..

A foot might be a bit much, but toes, now that's a different matter.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

dildo gps: "you are now entering the inner labia..."

TMI, there's a call waiting for you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no problem with entire tiny feet in my mouth.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

N. eats babies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sure and wear size 11s. Hello ladies.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That doesn't make any sense.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i wear sure and size 16 shoes. hello polysexual amorphous beings.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You're flirting with Cthulhu?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever works

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmm, Rocket Scientist - I have good toe separation AND high arches.

Yes, but I have big bulging masculine-looking veins on top of my feet which put ideas in the mind of any woman who looks at them; and I can dance.

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 10 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, go there, Trayce - and if you won't, I will.

I love foot massages - peppermint foot lotion, deep massages, the feeling of firm fingers (sorry for the alliteration) rubbing away the aches. Mmmmm. Oh, and a tongue lightly bathing my toes - sucking on them, nibbling. Ah, life is good!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have smallish feet, smallish hands, and I am not worried. I am 6 foot tall. My gf has the same size feet as me, but then we're the same height too, so that seems fair.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 10 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but I have big bulging masculine-looking veins on top of my feet which put ideas in the mind of any woman who looks at them; and I can dance

Ummm--and just what ideas might these be? Varicose vein treatments, perhaps?

But I am all for dancing ability - anyone who can move to music tends to be a better lover, 'cause they've a sense of rhythm and timing, I do believe.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that why the ladies like drummers?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

They do?

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*lol* I like drummers because they've strong and dexterous fingers. But that's true of most musicians. Maybe it is a rhythm thing - and the vibrations of the drums pulsing and flowing through the bloodstream.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Nicole's fear is over the thought of Phil Collins groupies. And groupies obsessed over the drummers in Stereophonics and Coldplay.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a bad drummer anecdote, remind me to never repeat it.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Gosh, what's the fun in that?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I like drummers because they've strong and dexterous fingers

And they keep getting faster.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And they are easily replaced by machines.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracye can wear childrens' shoes! So jealous - they're cheaper and far cuter!

I bought my last pair of shoes at a kids shop and they cost $70 less than the same pair at an normal shoe shop. They were a size 38 (don't know what that is in philistine sizes, but a bit less than a women's 8 or a men's 6 here).

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My bf has really big toes. They look like a giant's toes, but he's shorter than I am.

I love foot massages too, but my bf thinks anything involving his feet is tickling. Whatever just as long as I get my feet pet.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What do we think of small feet with really large toes, then?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

i love tall girls with big feet and also sucking them, nothing like it. my girlfriend is 6ft and size 10 and rather gorgeous.

― amy watson, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Trick question. I like girls with NO feet.

― Dancing Queen, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Not so sexy, but it does make it tough for them to run away.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I really just don't find feet all that sexy. They're not a turnoff, just something I don't really care about. Feet are about as important to me as elbows. Though I guess I'd rather suck an elbow than a foot.

― V. Onda, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

I love women with big feet. There's nothing more erotic and stimulating than a gorgeous lady with large beautiful feet.
I encourage women with big feet to be proud and show them off, there are many guys out there such as myself who adore you. ;)

― Pete71, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I totally agree with Pete. Big feet are wonderful. I once dated a girl with size 12's and I was in heaven--for the three months in lasted :(

I love pretending that I'm shopping for a g/f and browse through the women's shoe section. Just looking at the size 11-13 shoes makes me so aroused from just imagining the big, sexy feet and toes going in those shoes!

The only thing that is not sexy is when there are hammer toes involved or they are all crooked. when the second toes is long than the first tho, yummy! I love that!

Also, ladies, don't feel shy about your big feet. It is a sign of superiority. Big feet make you better, and that definitely helps with athletic ability and balance!

― Bob Dobelena, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gosh - this thread is revived at the EXACT moment I get "Yer Feets Too Big" stuck in my head.

Gosh.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Your feet too big to box with God

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

my feet are too big to buy shoes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to wear potato sacks tied with twine

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I once dated a girl who had small feet but ridiculously long finger-like toes. I've seen her write, draw, smoke a cigarette, even EAT with those toes. HAWT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's that walkin' round here? Mercy
Sounds like baby patter, baby elephant patter thats what I calls it
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us,
me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet
From there down there's just too much feet

― fats waller (ken c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to wear potato sacks tied with twine

sounds like a Chuck Palahniuk novel waiting to happen

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still marvelling at the word "blingdo".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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