Watson and Sherlock

I once read a theory claiming that Watson was female. Mo indication whether s/he and Holmes got jiggy, however.

As a slash writer, I can tell you with all authority that they were So Doing It. And if they weren't, they should've been.

I saw this on the other thread.

about five months ago I drew a picture that proves this conjecture in a positive kind of way.

Watson really did get married, several times. And Holmes had a couple of obsessions with female criminals. They loved each other more (the great heart as well as the great brain), but I don't think it was physical.

Surely though in one of Holmes's coke binges he made a pass at one of the Baker St Boys?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson decided that to cement their relationship they would get to know each other more intimately.

They have a nice dinner, some conversation, then retreat to the bedroom.

Pretty soon, the clothes are off and Watson is on all fours on the bed.

"One moment," said Holmes, as he retreated to the kitchen, returning with a lemon. He then cut the fruit and squeezed its juice all over Watson's arse.

"What the devil did you do that for, my friend?" exclaimed Watson.

"Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry."

Watson gets married in the course of the stories, but that needn't mean anything.

I'd say Holmes fancies Watson, but Watson is too conventional to reciprocate.

i think maybe sherlock caught watson jerking off once, and that was really as far as it went, y'know? one of those things that was best left unsaid, but after that moment, they both knew, yo.

does anyone remember "Sherlock Homo" from Viz comic?

Some possible suggestions of the pair's seedy adventures in London nightlife

The Adventure of the Greek Interpreter
The Adventure of the Second Stain
The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb
The Man with the Twisted Lip
A Study in Scarlet
The Adventure of the Crooked Man
A Scandal in Bohemia
The Adventure of Black Peter
The Adventure of the Priory School

and in reference to this:

One moment," said Holmes, as he retreated to the kitchen, returning with a lemon. He then cut the fruit and squeezed its juice all over Watson's arse.

"What the devil did you do that for, my friend?" exclaimed Watson.

"Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry."

.....there is the story of 'The Five Orange Pips'....oooh so close

oh yes