what was the first thing you put in your mouth this morning?

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― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, just my toothbrush.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

A cigarette I think

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

a gun

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Some milk.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Orange squash.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Toothbrush.
Second was probably water.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ditto toothbrush (but not the same toothbrush obv).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jolt Cola.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

A free sachet of conditioner that I was trying desperately to open in the shower.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Water, followed by vitamin C tablet, followed by more water.

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Water, I think.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't answer this because I will blush

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My boyfriend's right nipple.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

some dark chocolate, rowr.

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Graham. Sunday my answer would have been HUSHPUPPIES! sadly today i am a quotidian toothbrusher.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Let pervertalism run uncontained.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

chocolate. I think.

remember - you should brush your teeth after eating, not before. there is no point brushing your teeth as soon as you get up.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

There is if your mouth is all icky. There is no law against brushing your teeth again after breakfast.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, I thought the saliva build-up overnight was bad for your teeth and that's why you're supposed to brush them straight-away in the morning....?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bacteria will have built up in your mouth overnight. That's why morning-breath is not always as sweet as we might like it.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You may also have debris from post-toothbrushing night-time activities that you might like to eradicate before chowing down on your cornflakes?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

DEBRIS?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup.

Debris: 'carelessly discarded refuse or litter' and in biological terms 'the fragmented remains of dead or damaged cells or tissue'.

Debris, see?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Toothbrush, sadly.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh okay!! For a second there Laura I thought you went out with a cliff.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I know someone whose hardcore feminist colleague was defending breastfeeding teenagers or somesuch and in the face of my friends distaste said 'Well, I think it's sad you find that disgusting, when you consider the.. debris you put in your mouth'. And she (my friend) was like "DEBRIS??". Somehow (not very clear in my telling) it was obvious that debris was code for semen.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S LARA NOT LAURA.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

N, that's just like best line from The Breakfast Club: 'you'll eat that but you won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth?'

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Orange squash for me too. Archel and I are made for each other! Oh hang on though, competition for the squash first thing. Maybe not.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

water

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Mouthwash, cigarette, coffee, which I'm pretty sure I got in the proper order.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

fingernail

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Water. I'm very boring...

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

tea

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(replace "mouth" with "genitals" and reread this thread; it's very entertaining)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Like there's a time when replacing "mouth" with "genitals" isn't entertaining.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

water

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

water too. or maybe toast but i think it was water....

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I feasted upon my 'lipstick' and then I licked her hand.

― estela's puppy, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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