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― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Rabbit mayhem.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Geezers kiosk"

nothing, not one thing in google

"Rabbit mayhem"

Sizemore - Mike Atherton
... Cursor hugging bunny: More rabbit mayhem - shake that sucker off;
Donnie Darko : Harvey meets David lynch - fucked up rabbit movie; ...
www.sizemore.co.uk/links.htm - 35k - Cached - Similar pages

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

mounds of quim

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheesecake hairspray

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Spang!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I have always enjoyed the word kiosk.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Geezers Kiosk

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuffing knobgobbler

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Face pyjama

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.black-sabbath.com/images/members/butler/butler96.jpg

http://www.mobrules.nu/blacks/img12.gif

http://www.niitholeinthewall.com/images%5Ckiosk.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread reads like a Fila Brazillia album tracklisting to me, here's some more, inspired by them

Space Hearse
Butter Mask
Excellent Wasp
Blubber Plinth
Muck Weasel
Feathery Legs

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Pashmina that is SO a geezers kiosk :)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"where's the Geezers Kiosk?"

"i think you'll find its adjacent to the Rudeboy Alcove"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

you dont understand!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Despondent Lapwing

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

we're making our own sense of it Gareth, don't oppress us!

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Geezers Kiosk

― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Constant Spray.

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i've read it so many times now the phrase has lost all meaning

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

signature magic

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://earthinspace.org/careers/images/geyser.jpg
http://www.antredudragon.com/images/sign180.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Geezer's Kiosk where you hire geezers for all sorts of geezer type jobs, obv.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it what you say to the ladies when you are inebriated Gareth?

Geezers kiosk, biatch?

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Simeon that is terrible! Your keyboard should really have spontaneously combusted before you hit submit...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Moral Kiosk. A different thing entirely.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Immoral kiosk -- clearly a thing of the gods.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(What are the rules to this game again? Cos I think Gareth's cheating)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Geezers Kiosk

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 29 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Caeser 'n Cleo

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Evening Standard, please?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

squib pron

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i http://homes2sell.com/fotos/geezers.jpg
i http://www.niitholeinthewall.com/images%5Ckiosk.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

SHIT oh well

http://homes2sell.com/fotos/geezers.jpg
http://www.niitholeinthewall.com/images%5Ckiosk.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Dog

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

flaaaaaaa

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://axion.physics.ubc.ca/thirdman/095amhof-pillarbox.gif

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

another budget cut for The Doctor...

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 29 March 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

you dont understand

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 27 April 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1843303299.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not a camel, it's a FUCKING DROMEDARY, I tells ya.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

saving gareth the trouble of reviving this one. also a reminder to the Nipper about THAT essay.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://family.go.com/Resources/Crafts/crafts/season/famf108costume_lego.gif

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

he wont look so happy once i stick a Light & Sound brick on him

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a faux geezers kiosk on pico

― gareth in los angeles (gareth), Thursday, 29 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

smug bastard :)

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

he's right. none of you understood.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Giesers Kiosk

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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20th May 2003:
Wakefield Tsihelashvili. Canada Road. Wheeling a drinks machine into City Hall. Geezers Kiosk. E251/08. Tottenham Swan. Cromer, Remembered.
gareth

And I still don't get it. The only two hits for geezers' kiosk on the whole world wide web are here and norfolk windmills. It is a peculiarly Gareth creation.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 21 August 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.urinal.net/charing_cross_new/CharingCross3.med.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 21 August 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevie, I've copied your notes onto a CD after days of failing to get my old and fucked computer to work properly. It's on top of the new computer tower in a case, and it's labelled "Stevie's dociuments", I think.
___

Moving back to the thread, I don't get it, neither do I want to.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 21 August 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

enjoying the word kiosk - something to do with the fact that it begins and ends with the same conosonant maybe? It feels like a round trip successfully completed - you've accomplished something and you're back home again. But the middle bit is snug and satifying like the kiosk itself. Unlike kayak, which satisfies the first criterion, yet sounds harsh. And it conjures up harsh thoughts...the Eskimo paddling through the torrid, bergy seas. One person against the cruel elements.

Kisosk sounds cosy, warm, maybe even twee (old style telephone kiosk. tourist information). Combine it with geezer (which suggests 'lad', 'lout' and 'Loaded') and it makes for some interesting scenes.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth didn't invent geezers. eureka, he just decided that some of them could be found in a place determined to be a kiosk.

(kayaks can be used in very non-harsh environments. kayak is a beautiful word.)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

Geezers Kiosk.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Mornington Cresent

― winterland, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't understand.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

He's lucky. WTE!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Barry you grouchy old man.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I disapprove of this revival

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be nice if it was real.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

It was real but now it's gone. Pub again maybe?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this is probably my favourite ever thread on ile.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Geezers Kiosk

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i never understood

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i fear that's the point

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

your fear will defeat you

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 June 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.poshboy.com/Graphics/gezaX.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I still like stevem's image gag, it makes me feel clever that I get it.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Geezers Kiosk

Surely it's lacking an apostrophe?

― Matt Thurgood (Matt T), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't understand.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Nor do I. And never did. UR ALL gay cleeks

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"He's a proper man, y'know? Like, with a wife. And kids".

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sidetalking.com/Images-Disturbing/1.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have been hasty upthread. There may be some good news on the GK front.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Geezers Kiosk

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Base Touching: Friendly Pastime or Cad's Delight?

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Not for some time.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I fear I have defiled it.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

http://photos6.flickr.com/11775603_220ee64776_o.jpg

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 1 May 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Sunday, 1 May 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Fe Zaffe speaketh the truth.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

What I was looking for this morning, just a few hours after my arrival in New York, was a small anonymous newspaper stand, a now-disused kiosk (I had never seen anyone inside it) that could just about hold one person and two or three piles of newspapers. The pull-down shutter was firmly closed, but there on the shutter was the very handwriting I had been seeking.
It read: "Petrella Point. Pointin' Away Since MCMLXXV." Underneath, more or less in columns, were the directions:

Nearest Subway, 2 Blocks North, 1 East
UPTOWN BUSSTOP, 1 BLOCK Other Side of the Street
DELANCEY--4 BLOCKS
GRAND ST.--2 BLOCKS

Orchard St., 5 Blocks East
Ludlow St., 6 Blocks East
Essex St. ... Where Jewish People Used To Be ... 7 Blocks East
Allen St., 4 Blocks East
Forsyth St. ... Where Puerto Ricans Used To Be ... 2
"Little Italy" ... Where Italians Used To Be ... 1 Block North + 2 West

Maffi, Mario. New York City: An Outsider's Inside View. Columbus, OH: The Ohio State University Press, 2004. 12-13.

― youn, Friday, 6 May 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Essex St. ...Where Jewish People Used To Be ...
Forsyth St. ... Where Puerto Ricans Used To Be
"Little Italy" ... Where Italians Used To Be

ROFFLE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

this isn't it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cozen/45618923/

― -- (688), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

nope

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://isc.sans.org/diary.html?storyid=5387

― El Tomboto, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

pentagon compromised by geezers kiosk

― El Tomboto, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

2. Geezer 219 up, 107 down love it hate it

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'
by Neil Jan 8, 2005 share this

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 November 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 November 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

The truth is out there now. It has been set free.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Monday, 24 November 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

But not by you.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Monday, 24 November 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

Always <3ing u Geezers Kiosk

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

Geezers Kiosk

― a verbatim quote from AdamRL! (admrl), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

you don't understand.

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

All gone now.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Geezers Kiosk

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