if you were going to make a movie about gear!'s roommate, what would be the title

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― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:03 (twenty years ago)

(that wasn't a suggestion for a title)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:03 (twenty years ago)

Couching Trucker, Ridden Roommate.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago)

The Decline of Western Civilization Part IV: The Trucker Hat Years

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:26 (twenty years ago)

"Roomie's Gear!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Single White Couch

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:49 (twenty years ago)

"All Geared Up, No Place To Go"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 3 October 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Couch Captain and the World of Anal

― Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 3 October 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago)

"Where Be the Santorum Up In This Piece?"

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 3 October 2004 13:43 (twenty years ago)

"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Rectum"

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 3 October 2004 13:52 (twenty years ago)

I Am Trying To Break Your Ass

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Right Gear, White Couch
Playmate of the Gear
A Butt Last Night...
The Los Angeles Rammed

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

"Santorum (Welcome Home)"

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Three's Cumpany

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago)

"Trucker Hat, Trucker Hat"

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago)

"Fuck Fucking a Trucker Hat"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Excelsior the Movie.

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago)

William Shakespeare's Buttsex

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

The Good, The Bad and the Smelly

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 October 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Reality Bites

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Sofa, So Good.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 3 October 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Gear! and reaming in Los Angeles

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Is reaming the same as rimming? Was rimming ever established?

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Not in the story.

Couching On Your Booty.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Butthole Royale

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Carry On Up the Khyber

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago)

The Couch.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago)

It should have a twist ending where Gear! realizes that the trucker hat guy was a split personality/figment of his imagination (a la Fight Club), and that it was him all along anally boinking his room mate.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

This suddenly seems all too plausible.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago)

assplaytime

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Fantastic Voyage

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Journey to the Centre of the Girth

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, if it went all Fuck Club, the CDs keft in the living room paint a very worrying picture of our crazy narrator.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

th e pivotal scene will be played against a soundtrack of burbly jazz muzak

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Ass, Hat

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago)

A Passage to Indie

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Das Butt.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

I, Hipster.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

City Slicker.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Shitty Licker.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

sorry.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Quite alright, old bean. Clean up and we'll continue from here.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

spooge: the revenge

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Ass Bandits

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 4 October 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago)

I would like to clarify that I do not have a split personality!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 06:52 (twenty years ago)

Alright, but you DO have a spilt on personal settee.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 4 October 2004 06:55 (twenty years ago)

What would be wrong with:

"Stop having Anal Sex, I'm in my bedroom!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 October 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Oops, that sounded funny in my head at five to nine this morning.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:25 (twenty years ago)

"Freddy Takes the Skinboat to Brown Town"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Assenheit 9/11

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Now, Buttfucker

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:37 (twenty years ago)

The Buttfucker Proxy

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Ass Captain and the Couch of My Roommate

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago)

There were things I found entertaining about her & their relationship unrelated to the trucker hat assfuckery.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

The whole him closing the door on her naked for the last time was sadder than the end of Godfather II.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

So I Lived With an Ass Murderer

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

I would like to clarify that I do not have a split personality!
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), October 4th, 2004.

Still, that wouldn't stop Hollywood!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Gear, did you leave the roommate the URL of the Thread of the Buttcrack of Doom?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Ass Fuckers II, The Search for Curleys Ringer

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

I did not leave the URL I fear. Ah well.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Sophie's Choice

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago)

What Color is Your Poopchute?

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Company In My Back

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Gear, you still know the postal address. Use it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 13:10 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Welcome back, ILX!

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 7 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Contempt 2: The Sofaning

ILX Satyricon

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 7 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

f is for fake

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 7 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Beating A Dead Horse

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Trouser snakes on a no that's rubbish..

OK, "I'm on yr couch, bumming yr roomie" ach no frgetit.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

Lysol and Asspirate on the Couch

("Lysol and" is supposed to be sloppily enunciated so it sounds like "I saw an")

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

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