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― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

one liner that sould be in original message

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

spelling correction

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

snarky comeback

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

duplicate pun thread

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

obligatory noone joke

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

winky face

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

offended insult

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

inspiring kitten that ironically grates few

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

rant that somehow relates kitten to the situation in iraq

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:30 (twenty-three years ago)

appalled and humourless rant in reaction to above rant. numerous typos. no acknowledgement of kitten.

― alex (alex), Saturday, 15 February 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Complaint that thread is contributing to gratuitous excess of threads recently.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

inside joke

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

3 month hiatus

― duane, Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

baffling mis-spelled post about something completely unrelated

― duane, Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

chaki

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 15 February 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

all too personal cry for attention

― voni (vonij), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

self aggrandizing using UPPER CASE

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Vipituous snit that you stole my schtick!

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

unrelated picture of highway in massachussetts

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

regular poster to thread!

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

question about how to post an image

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

GIANT PHOTO OF POP STAR'S ASS!!!

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

link to online personality test

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:18 (twenty-three years ago)

outrageous spading of the poster most likely to be female in thread
smiley face

― webber (webber), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Large chunk of copied and pasted AIM conversation of no actual interest to anyone except the two fucking people who were in it in the first damn place.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-three years ago)

ma$e

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Nonsensical post which was probably great fun to write, but to everyone else just looks like a long stream of random words with "hahaha" chucked in randomly.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Vice Magazine, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Pitchfork, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Homosexuality, what's all that about then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

barely supressed anger. target unclear.

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

request for some very obvious piece of information that the poster could either figure out by just thinking about it or find via a two-second search on Google

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

You all hate me, don't you?!?!?! ::flounces off::

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Discussion on tennis.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

and the Markettes go "do do doo do do, doo doo doo, do do doo, do do dooooooooooo..." ::sax solo::

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

injoke

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:40 (twenty-three years ago)

http://failedimage

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-three years ago)

every-word-abbreviated Googler

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-three years ago)

unrelated and strange Ned Raggett Photoshopped pic

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

gigantic img that crashes everyone's browsers

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

desperate plea for Missy Elliot lyrics

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

fremme nappa venntte

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

BLURILLAZ!

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

barely concealed catty remark about too many injokes and "pally" voabulary

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

rockcrit-overintellectualized response about how "pally" vocabulary is indigenous/endemic to music internet communities that are centered around similar fan-histories

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Can We Eat It?

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

anti-American sentiment from the motherland

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Plea for unity and "why can't we all just get along?" leading to a spate of meta-threads about the nastiness and cattiness of complaining about in-jokes...

― kate, Saturday, 15 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

unqualified reference to something in australia that nobody else has heard of

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

edgy stantonism

-- felicity, Monday, April 14, 2008 3:05 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ladies and gentlemen

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

(haha, secret board!)

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

hilarious.jpeg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's a hilarious.gif

― chaki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

Long, earnest, thoughtful (though not especially interesting and maybe a bit obvious) response to the original thread question by a poster -- most likely a less experienced one -- who is a bit oblivious to the fact that the thread petered out a long time ago, that all of the key points have been covered to death, and that at this point everyone who's still posting at all is drunk and/or high; post reflects poster's lack of experience with ilx, his lack of feel for the rhythm and progression of typical threads, and also suggests that he considers himself quite intelligent and is used to being the "intelligent point" guy in the room.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

followed by pithy, vaguely insulting one-liner

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

in turn followed by self-deprecating reference to ilx in general

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

hillariousgifWITHADDEDFUNNYJUMPYSQUIRREL.gif

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

<img src="http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/9976/tuomasflyingsquirrelprostate.gif";>

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

tears & a pox on fake bbcode

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

"pithy"

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

inadvertaet sockpuppet reveal

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

apology for typo

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

call for ban

― jergïns, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

complaint about ban call from moderator

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

aspie joke

― gershy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas question

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

What's a "tuomas question"?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Mormon

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

Jewish!

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

luriquablabla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

luriquabla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

luriquablablablah bla

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

luriqua

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

apology from luriqua

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

STFU

― gr8080, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

unfunny meme

― gershy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

support for unfunny meme

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

assertion that thread has reached epic status

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

assertion that thread isn't nearly as great as [link to rickroll or crucified video, depending on poster's sub-board affiliation]

― en i see kay, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

suggestion you all get out more

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

inadvertent display of likely intoxication via addendum of unnecessary details, poorly typed

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

attempt to look flippantly intellectual by using a big word and the word 'yr' in the same sentence

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

Overdramatic assertion that male ILXer is eye-candy.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, February 15, 2003 10:27 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

dull anecdote with tenuous link to thread topic

― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

worst *thread* ever

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

another punch to the face of long dead "ilx was better in the old days" strawman

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

"I don't get it?"

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

ANGRY CAPS LOCK POST RETREADING SAME "TUOMAS ALWAYS ASKS QUESTIONS" FAKE TANTRUM JOKE

― max, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

ANGRY CAPS LOCK PARYODYING ENTIRE THREAD; LINK TO FUNNY PHOTO

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

"read thread first"

― Matt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

weary suggestion of google

― Matt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

link to youtube video of semi-naked straight french men miming campily

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Curt dismissal of x; failure to point out better alternative to x.

― felicity, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

still frame from movie with a very weak claim to pertinence in context which is nonetheless kind of funny

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

c+p of pre-revive post w/especially genteel language bolded

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, April 14, 2008 9:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Never sauces! (rent), Monday, 12 January 2009 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

half-hearted "lol" response

― velko, Monday, 12 January 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

great thread

― DavidM, Monday, 12 January 2009 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

i have not seen threads, but I plan to shortly.

u kno, for the horror poll.

― picture jean rollin (Pillbox), Monday, 16 April 2012 23:43 (fourteen years ago)


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