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Ok, since no one wants to continue, i'll let this one die quietly

― webber (webber), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

bump

― webber (webber), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

holy shit, that picture was hilarious!
who would have thought carrots could be so amusing?

― webber (webber), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoons/CarrotFamily.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

You know what we don't see enough of? Carrots with penises.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm tired of seeing beets with penises.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK YOU, RONAN, I'LL START AS MANY PARODY THREADS AS I LIKE. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY ON THIS FUCKING BOARD.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, that was completely uncalled for.

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, we did, here (scroll down).

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Before I get angrily righteous at Ronan, can i ask if we've done a thread about N's inaction?

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I refuse to contribute to this thread as we've done it before.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

N to thread!

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

does anyoon know what the lyric "freeme napette vanette" mean?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the only thing that can follow THAT is a badly spelled nonsequitor.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

and he was like, whatever

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

this place gets stupider every day

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

when you people say things like that, i dont even know what do with you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

so what if theres a war, people you don't know die every day

― duane, Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

so is anyone else worried about the possibility of war?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

ok enough of that. let's have some serious conversation, for once.

― webber (webber), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.daftpunkworld.com/www/images/dp05.gif

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

BurmaKitty is looking for two really HOT ILX members to see Mission of Burma with her in Washington DC next Friday night.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't seen any evidence that these tour de france riders are packing anything other than Lucozade.

― Tatyana, Sunday, 16 February 2003 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

gays -> guys (sorry)

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Sunday, 16 February 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

What's so exciting about a bunch of gays on bikes?

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Sunday, 16 February 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Have I mentioned lately how much I love Portland?

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, Clyde "The Glide" Drexler,

http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/drexler92cos-1.jpg

― The Soda Pop Kid, Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:21 (twenty-three years ago)

New unfortunate nicknames to thread, please.

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:22 (twenty-three years ago)

...and that's how I got the name "UnSchtuppable"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:27 (twenty-three years ago)

twin-guitar attack.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe N. hasn't shown up yet to mention that we've done this thread before. TWICE. Oh well, when he gets here he'll probably be too stupid to notice. Plus what do you want to bet he skims the whole thread and doesn't even notice me pointing this out?

Picture it: August 8th, 2001: on the old greenspun server, ILX begins to display threads backwards, with the most recent posts at the top. I decide that it would be funny to try and create a massive argument in reverse, so that it reads the way we've grown accustomed to. It all goes wrong. Furthermore, the server issue is eventually resolved, and all threads are put back in their proper order. This makes the threads conducted the other way round look sort of weird.

Jess tries to do it again and make it go right; I point out that it was funnier when I did it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you ever get a feelin, of like deja vu?

― Glenn J. Tartarsmith, Sunday, 16 February 2003 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you ever get a feelin, of like deja vu?

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 16 February 2003 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Sometimes, I feel like I've already posted to this thread.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 16 February 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

THREAD REVIVAL!!!

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

It won't be long before we see beetroots growing HUGE COCKS. That said, the human rights angle is the thing that's been troubling me most.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

It's disgusting it's been allowed to go this far

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I want feet growing out of my armpits. It's disgusting that this idea isn't allowed to reach its full potential.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 17 February 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Humpty Dumpty had a great point. Especially about the vegetables. It's just not really germane to the discussion.

What do you mean "germane"?

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 February 2003 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Germane Crowell. The Lions must find a way to get production out of him this year or they are fuX0red.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 17 February 2003 06:39 (twenty-three years ago)

What are you even talking about?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 17 February 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Anybody know who this guy is?
http://www.detroitlions.com/photos/5415.jpg
Anthony told me he's "HOTT".

― Dan I., Monday, 17 February 2003 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

These threads will never work so long as no one tries to actually say things the previous posts could be construed as responses to. If no one does that the thread winds up as useless as having feet growing out of your armpits. Also, upthread, Humpty Dumpty had a great point. Especially about the vegetables. It's just not really germane to the discussion.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 17 February 2003 08:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, shouldn't Nabisco be posting to this thread? Something that will erode all sense of fun...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 17 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 February 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't we all like to put things in our backsides? Rodents, wallpaper sample books, and vegetables?

― Humpty dumpty (Mert), Monday, 17 February 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I've checked the IP address and it's not a regular.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who was that posting as Kate. It can't be Kate - she was on the march.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Only an idiot wouldn't have gotten that.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

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should I tell you my recipe for fruitcake?

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 25 December 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Quick, I need an example of a question that would always be answered with an emphatic negative!

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 25 December 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've given up on honest answers. From now on I'm just saying "yes" to everything.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 25 December 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless someone breathes new life into this thread, I only give it 174 more posts at best.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 25 December 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So, uhhh...

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 25 December 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean really, what possible response is there to being caught with your dick in the Christmas pudding?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 25 December 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that's as awful as I'd expected it to be.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 25 December 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course when someone explained to me that it wasn't *really* a Christmas tradition, I just backed away from the dessert table sort of sheepishly.

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 25 December 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I will never look at pudding the same way again.

And Chris, thanks for that, um, heartwarming tale about the egg nog. Thanks to your story, I am NEVER even getting NEAR that stuff ever again!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 25 December 2004 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck's sake, hurting!!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 25 December 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

GET THIS FILTH OFF MY EINSTEIN THREAD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 25 December 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

At the office Christmas party last year, someone put on Paul's Boutique, and being that I'm Jewish and rather ignorant, and thinking it was a traditional Christmas record, I followed the advice of the man who intoned ... "If this goin' be that kind of party ..." only there weren't any mashed potatoes.

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 25 December 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd just add that the post-structuralist idea that Bruno Schmidt intended us to translate '4e88' (and its brilliant prologue, 'Hello') entirely into 3D chess moves, whether or not Ostermann's Reversibility Syndrome applies, runs counter to Parr's 'theory of academic discourse'. If Mark S. wants to say otherwise, I'm afraid he's just going to sound terribly 2003.

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 25 December 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Est-ce que tu connais la tendresse?

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/001398.html
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000129.html

― youn, Saturday, 25 December 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing good can come from this.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 25 December 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus to thread!

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 25 December 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone have the phone number of that dude from Del Amitri?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 25 December 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

does "Einstein" really mean "One Mug of Beer"????

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: "Einstein on the Beach" v "On the Beach"

― Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Sunday, 26 December 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

daerht siht!

― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

dude it's like the only thing you care about is Philip Glass and grim post-apocalyptic pulp novels

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I do not want to talk about rugby or fish or clocks or coffee or vampires or babies or hedgehogs or pencils or recipes or socks or Napoleon or snow or ILX or laughter or tea bags ever again.

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don' want to talk about rugby anymore.

― the next grozart, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

And Tha Thread Killa strikes again....

― j.lu, Monday, 12 March 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

fuck all you fuckin fuckers

― M.V., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe two otherwise intelligent people could have such a pointless argument

― darraghmac, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

You know, I tried to read this thread backwards, and it doesn't make any sense.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

When I read this thread backwards, it makes perfect sense.

― M.V., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone tried reading this thread backwards?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

Beth Parker to make a lame comment in 3 posts or less

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

What's the next disappointment on the horizon?

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

Chaki, do you have any crutches I can borrow?

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I USE MARIJUANA AS A CRUTCH

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

There are medical uses for Marijuana.

Obviously, not for holding yourself up when you have a broken leg or owt!

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

really the cannabis industry is just people making tote bags and toke rags
http://www.onaroad.com/Ebay_store/Hemp/st_HempSample_smp_handbagside.jpg
http://aroundthesphere.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hightimes.jpg

wondering where mark g is on this issue - I'm sure he'll get around to reading this thread again eventually

― it's a harb knock life for us (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 14 November 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

one more picture now and we run the risk of killing this thread for 2 years or so just as it was getting interesting

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 14 November 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

time for another picture?

― Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 14 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

You don't have to be such a rude fucking bastard about it.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 14 November 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

wtf - i don't usually sb people - but that was a total dick move.

― sarahel, Saturday, 14 November 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/americana/ushistory/presidents/Nixon-Richard.png

― Azzingo da Bass - Dom's Night (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 November 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

nine months pass...

I'm still struggling to find a workable picture of Joy Orbison.

― village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Anyone got a decent pic of Joy Orbison please?

― dentarthurdent (dog latin), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

jesus, how did all of those fit in there?

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

I have 100 giraffes in this suitcase, my disciples.

― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

99! well that settles it for now, I suppose

― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

That may be the current record, but it raises the interesting hypothetical question of just how many more exotic animals one could smuggle past customs when flying into other major US airports.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2016 01:53 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

Just managed to sneak a duffel bag with 6 parakeets past JFK. Must take us up to about 97 or 98? I've lost count.

― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 15:11 (six years ago)

I literally just Velcro-ed a suitcase handle to its back. TSA doesn't seem to be paying any attention at this point. Anyone else have any luck?

― Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

four years pass...

What if it was something big, like a doberman? That would have to count for at least 8 or 9. You'd just need enough dogs over the space of, say 4 or 5 years

― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:48 (one year ago)

Mods!! Lock thread!

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:40 (one year ago)

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