Can someone paraphrase the "TOTALLY UNSAFE FOR WORK" thread in a safe-for-work manner?

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I am very very very curious about it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the meeting of trunk and groin?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It's about putting your* thing between a lady's two popular glands and moving it up and down.

* not specifically yours, Dan.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

There are no pictures.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(yet?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(this thread promises to be more popular than the original)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Frankly, the original is is tawdy and does not become Millar.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Boobular delight. Pure and simple.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Btw, I have pictures...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not tawdy?

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Post them here, just to fuxor some people over.

Fuxor, with love...

― jm (jtm), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

7i7FuX0r!

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Depending on yr coworkers I think I may have just answered Dan's question.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I >3 ILE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not as titillating (pardon the pun) as you might hope.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops. That was supposed to be:

I <3 ILE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

actually given the context I think you mean 3< ILE, right Dan?

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA CLASSIC!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

don't teabag us dan

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've moved on to t*tty-f*cking.

3< 3< 3< 3<

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that's what i actually thought he meant

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

that looks more like you're trying to shove an orange roadcone into the butts of those ladies in the thong-th-thong-thong-thong photo

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*suddenly glad I'm still at work*

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You are only making me love my new emoticon even more, Jess.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to post

I 3-8 ILE

but Millar got there first.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The politics of sexual stimulation by use of breasts.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i clicked on this thread hoping it was refering to bush
-- dyson

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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