Who is more bendable: Ned or DG?

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I'm sure Ned is flexible, but is that bendable?

― Greg, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are we talking Stretch Armstrong bendable or limbo bendable?

― jess, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are tal;king bendable as in possible of getting stones, or bendable, as in possible of being on the receiving end of a gaint seesion of rollicking man-to-man, pound-for-pound anal action?

― Geoff, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm flattered. But am I made of rubber or do I just have to use it?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd just like to know why this is a contest between myself and Ned.

― DG, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, look at us. We're such sex gods that people need to know these important things about us, so don't complain, revel in the attention. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who mentioned sex? Why is it a contest? I'd like to see you two have a bendability contest but I just want to know who is more bendable. This is not answering my question.

― Greg, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Would me being more bendy than Ned annoy you Greg?

― DG, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just curious. Not bendy, bendable.

― Greg, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so which is it, stoned or queer? or both?

― Geoff, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is who stoned? Is who queer? I don't think bendable means either of those.

― Greg, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well what does it mean in yr bloody country?

― Geoff, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Easily bended.

― Nick, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*Nick delicately avoids saying "bent" by inventing preterite*

― Sam, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

down here, we call a spade a queer.

― Geoff, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

By spade I thought you meant something totally different. Calling a spade a spade is actually quite offensive.

― Greg, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

This was never resolved.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned bends with the wind.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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