Which ILXor would you challenge to a duel?

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...choose your weapon.

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

cprek, I choose you. As you are from minus world, I am assuming that means that you are very tiny. I am 5'11". I will smush you with my boots.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...the irony is i'm acutally 6'5", so you will surely lose. i challenge nickalicious to dueling mandolins.

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I would not challenge Tom to a duel. he is scary.

oh no wait, this is a duel, not fight club. I'd take him on with pistols. yes.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's up for MP5's at 100 yards?

ok, then Flintlocks at 20 paces then...

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

there's just something about the word

MUZZLELOADERS

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

why did I have to see this thread?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

all my firearms talk is getting me too excited

I thought this board was full of anti-gun liberals

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh...

maybe it IS

where's charlton heston when I need him?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all guns and nudity with you, BurmaKitty

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and kids, of course!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So why the complaints?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

OH,

ARMED AND NAKED AT TWENTY PACES...

ok, make that 10 paces

better yet five paces...

ok, just put down the guns

...wait a minute while I lock the door.

the kid's in the other room
forget the paces...

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm...something odd happened with my typesetting there???

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like a duel with Ned Raggett, because I imagine he would not want to fight. And people who don't want to fight are the best people to have fights with.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned was actually the first person I imagined dueling. Isn't he all into that Lord of the Rings stuff?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't Ned just duck out of the way & make some glib comment?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have a slap fight with Ned so I could pull his hair. That is his weakness.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't Ned just duck out of the way & make some glib comment?

Is there a better way to win a duel than that?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

All of you at once, Worms Armageddon whilst chain smoking and speed drinking simultaneously.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't Ned just duck out of the way & make some glib comment?

Is there a better way to win a duel than that?

Shooting the other dude between the eyes?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

How cliche

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't challenge Tracerhand to a duel, I reckon he's fancy with a sword.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

jess. i choose latex gloves as the weapon

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

All of you and with foils.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

thoroughly with foils!

― that's for you, Tad (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

All this talk about me loving duelling and pulling my hair and all saddens me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

see, i told you

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

en garde

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Curses foiled again nyeah ha ha.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ that was easy. I'll take on David R. next time round.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I would challenge esoj to a twee lyric-writing contest, and I would WIN! Muahaha!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

would they have to be new lyrics? i got some pearlers in the Electric Vaults.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

there's lots of people on ILX I'd challenge to a dance-off. You know, where one person does a move and then the other tries to top it. I'd probably never win but I'd get to see a lot of cool moves.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim - yes, new! ;P Otherwise thats like bringing your own stash of guns along. Or ...err.. something.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

there's lots of people on ILX I'd challenge to a dance-off.

Oh my. I have visions of Zoolander in my head. Question is - who would play Derek, Bowie and the other bloke?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

well, my personal fantasy involves me as hansel, Sterling Clover as Derek, and Frank Kogan as Bowie. But that's a rather self-serving one.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Chuck Eddy would be Maury Ballstein.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I fancied Momus as Bowie m'self, but couldnt place the other two.

Ned and Graham maybe? heh. I havent been here long enough to tell...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The hell? I make Elaine Benes seem like Sarah Bernhardt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I have an image of you doing the Elaine dance, Ned? Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't so much do that as flail, I'm guessing. Having never contemplated my dancing outside of my own body as an impartial observer, I can't say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned in Seinfeld reference shocker!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The one clip I could stand.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil and me, C Melody Saxes at twenty paces. I'll cut him good.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, is naked mud wrestling an acceptable mode of duelling? If so, come one come all! If not, no one.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What about championship belly dueling?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Anna Fielding.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to switch my personal fantasy. I'm Derek and Sterling's Hansen.

First off, when Hansel is talking about how he doesn't like Sting's music but just likes Sting Derek mimes shovelling bullshit. Replace Sting with Ja Rule.

Second...

http://www.limpbizkit.com/uploaded_media/benstiller1.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, Cprek, surely you know how skilled I am with a mandolin (both the musical instrument and the kitchen utensil)? I would smite thee and walk away victorious with your head on a pig-pole, muahahaha!

(However, if it were a remote-controlled Truckosaurus duel, I think the scales would be just as unfairly tipped in your direction, my old nemesis...oh wait, I'm not your arch-nemesis, it's that other tall-guy-with-glasses-what-frequents-the-same-places-we-do...right?)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Again. You all fear the running man.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That's truly one ugly picture, Anthony.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Foe: Anyone
Weapon: GoldenEye!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, I challenge Chris V. to a drunken George Benson fueled Running Man dance-off!!!

(I'm personally waiting for a Ned/Dan Perry FUNNY FITE!)

he he...McLusty said "smush". My favorite word EVAH.

(Suddenly rethinking me last post, as Cprek may secretly have been training on the mandolin in the Secret Underground Shaolin Bluegrass Dojo, and I seriously doubt my Tiger-Style could stand a chance against the Wu-Tang approach.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm personally waiting for a Ned/Dan Perry FUNNY FITE!

Nah, for as you can see here, we get along too well. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

goddamn, right after you called MY photo ugly.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Drunken George Benson dance-off sounds like fun.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, come on, Anthony, look at those two in yours. 'Smug' is caked on their faces more thickly than make-up on Tammy Fae's.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(Fred looks more like "will-he-notice-if-I-touch-his-nipple" than "smug", otherwise I agree with Ned.)

(Fred Durst, not Fred Solinger.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin would beat me because he invented emo.

One thing's for sure: I'm never challenging Chuck Eddy to a discussion of dub metal ever again!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

if I was either Ben Stiller or Fred Durst, I would define the word smug.

you must remember that Ben Stiller is Fred's favorite muthafucka (he told you...in the track "Livin' It Up" off "Chocolate Starfish, which people seriously need to download).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone is Fred's favorite muthafucka if they have a highly hyped album coming out, for instance.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T BE MEAN! Criticize his music all you want, but don't claim his friendship is fickle! THAT'S MEAN!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fickle Fred's Faulty Friendship.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred's pointing 'cause he knows Ben's on the phone with a girl, and he's like "aw, this is my little Stiller bitch right here 'bout to get some of that nookie!"

With far more cursing, obv.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, Stiller's expression is saying, "Actually, it's my mom... but I'm STIL 'bout to get some of that nookie!"

Mod up +4 Cursing etc.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

what the hell are you all talking about? Fred Stiller, Ben Durst?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

well, my personal fantasy involves me as hansel, Sterling Clover as Derek, and Frank Kogan as Bowie. But that's a rather self-serving one.

Out of context, this is a truly fucked up image.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

and you don't even know what I look like!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I've given you the image of "Space Ghost" in my head, do you mind this? Anyway you'd totally beat Sterling.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(Hey Ally, doesn't that picture of Ben Stiller just SCREAM "Fred Solinger"?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

aww...now I'm gonna be too shy to put a pic of myself up because it could never top Space Ghost. I sure don't have that smile of his.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Goldeneye!? I challenge your right to challenge via a challenge in NES Ice Hockey. Or Virtua Tennis.

― original bgm, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, in so many ways, it does. I was actually going to post that when I read the Zoolander references, that Fred Solinger could properly do the Zoolander faces, because THAT'S THE ONLY FACE HE MAKES. But you have pointed it out for me!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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