Which ILXor would you like to ask to dance...

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...a SLOW dance?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Josh.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Kate but only if she left the guitar on.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

How is this question different than "Name an ILXor you want to shag"?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd be a lot more willing to answer this if I wasn't going to an ILx FAP tonight.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If you don't know the diff btween a dance and a shag, I don't want you cleaning my carpets!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

he's talkin' DOWNtown

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So let me get this straight Horace...You DON'T want me and my crew to come by tomorrow?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Crew????
I don't care how many people it takes, as long as that $11.95 quote holds up.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

How to dance the shag:

http://www.f11view.net/dance/shag_cbe.htm

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure that quote holds up.
(You do meet the restrictions that I highlighted using 4 pc font, right?)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

They're talkin' DOWNtown

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Maryann

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to dance with Toraneko. Or N. That would make for a good afternoon.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

There's one in particular. But I'm not saying :)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Chickenbear or Icemoth.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmmm...there's a few that come to mind, but they need to understand that *I* get to lead.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Mooro. No competition.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to see that dance, Lara.

I would ask Ricky Jack Goofstrum.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jerry, it'd be sublime. Don't tell Mrs Mooro though...

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm i wonder!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He's probably the only chap we know who can actually dance in any formal sense, non?

(I am choosing to ignore the SLOW dance inference in favour of, well, a slow dance)

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

wait is SLOW dance some sort of euphemism for oral sex? I'm lost. .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

er, i'm in for more than i bargained for!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*resists saying anything after That Girls comment on account of the fact I may incriminate m'self*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*has to have a lie down*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

esoj - you need to lie down to slow dance? Maybe ThatGirl is onto something!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would ask Ricky Jack Goofstrum.

I'd like to see Jerry the Nipper and RJG dance together. That'd be funnny.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Di, Ally and Kate. (not at the same time --- well, maybe.)

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to see Jerry the Nipper and RJG dance together. That'd be funnny.

Mandee and Kirsten as square-dance partners would be equally funnny.

― phil-two, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Whichever female ILXor is the tallest.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody answer my fucking question!!!

Is this thread about oral sex?!?!?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

If David Moore ever reads this thread I will never be able to look him in the eye again. I just thought he's be a lovely man to waltz with.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just that Ro said something about "downtown" so you know. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Your filthy mind disgusts me.

A slow dance is understood to be a bit of a smoochy dance, usually at the end of the night (remember teenage discos?). Could involve a level of light to heavy petting - depending on how lucky you were.

NB I only want to waltz with Mooro. And maybe do the cha-cha.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious. Even though we'd probably break into blows over what music to dance to. He can't dance to Krautrock, and I can't dance to funk!

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

A girl who can't dance to funk? Don't you have an arse??

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd dance wit' NED!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Me?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He *wuvs* you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I do not.

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for wuv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick does, you fool. Unles you've snipped off your clit since we last spoke, you are a she.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(My dance card is still empty. *sigh* Think I shall drink some more punch.)

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What would Ned and Nick's children look like?

Talented photoshoppers to thread.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah is the most beautiful wall-flower.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Elizabeth D.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Cross posting... d'oh!

The "No. I do not" was the reply to "can't you dance to funk? don't you have an arse?"

I cannot dance to ass. And, being a Dirty Dronerock Girl, I have a rubbish arse. It's horribly flat and if I were skinnier, I would have an asslessness, but alas, I am not skinny, so I just have a shit ass. But hooray for Levi's for making this OK.

I still would dance with Nickalicious. Just not to funk.

― kate, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I used not to have an arse and now I do have one. I can't decide which I prefer. When I had no arse my boyf used to love me wearing jeans as it gave the appearance of bottom-booty.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There are many people with whom I would like to dance, but all of a sudden none of them is an ILxor...

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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Pierre et Gilles, heroes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That guy is so not gay.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

He could be going down on Jesse Helms while Jeff Stryker fucked him in the ass and he would still clearly be not gay.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely that means that makes him all the more fascinating by his unattainability.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, as if straight boys are unattainable.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Straight boys are sluts. Everybody knows.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oops...I did it again

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

And now, Nordique will prove this very fact, using only his cherry ass!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hces.hunter.cuny.edu/h/dino/99/spencerc2.gif

"a tyrannosaurus shouldn't tap-dance because his hat will fall off"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

cherry ass

ch-hairy?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, Spencer's art has really gone downhill.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Nonsense, his compsognathus was relatively inert!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That's as maybe, but when confronted with a piece like this I have to turn away. It's obvious that the artist believes that he is looking down upon humanity through a microscope, and is repulsed by what he sees.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Goddammit, that picture is from the elementary school attached to my awful old high school. Now I have to investigate its website. Thanks!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha i love my groan of frustration upthread. gee i wonder who i'd ask and what we'd dance to. BORINGLY OBVIOUS.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i never wanted to be one of those people who talks about their honey on every thread, i should go somewhere and yell at myself.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"get a room, you twee bitch!"

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah love is gross

― TOMBOT, Friday, 21 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it smells worse than puke.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm looking at you, Michaelangelo Matos. Come here and dance.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to dance with Jess. To see if he would step on my feet on purpose.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear jess dances like billy crystal.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

More like Christopher Walken.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

what I heard was "dances like crystal. kisses like walken."

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

matos told me this.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I might be remembering this wrong.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I retract.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've already retracted, if you know what I mean

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

dance with me sam! we can do the lambada! people will talk!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, don't worry, he's not thinking of jess. He's thinking of Tracer Hand.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

blount, can we do the dance of death instead?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

is that like breakdancing?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's more like russian roulette. with a good beat.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You two need to be doing the Kahuka.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

or the Strand!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chivian.com/chivian/ChairDance1.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nice tie

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that's from that movie! *ducks*

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/congaline.jpg

― Definitely Not Ally, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

tracer dances like bud bundy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You're thinking of John Turturro.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - I AM!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/057119169X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

because my love for you
would break my heart in two
if you should fall
into my arms
and tremble like a...

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

flower!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

geeta put on your red shoes.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

^^^ this guy

― is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

LOL @ me in this thread.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

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