I've never been abroad.

I, too, have always been a man.

France - Intermarche. The original versions of Treasure Hunt and Fort Boyard, which are actually quite decent shows. Nice bread and pastries.

Nick, what do you do for holidays? Dirty weekends in Bognor Regis?

Cheesy weekends in Weston Super Mare?

Soft cheeses.

Brilliantly vibrant and wonderful Americans like Dan and myself. But fear not, we'll just visit you anyway.

yeah, I fucking knew Dan was gonna beat me to the joke. oh well.

I've never left the States, either. London flights are like $198 right now, I probably oughta take advantage....

FAPs in other countries.

Plan for October and the massive celebrate-Tom-to-death party.

Well, you see, I live about 5 minutes walk from a beach. When i was a kid we could never afford to go on holiday, and since I've been old enough to go on my own I've always rather spent my money on records or booze or stuff than on travelling. I did the whole "finding yourself" thing at university while travelling round the country lots with the aid of booze, and, um, that's about that.

$198 that's less than a single to manchester on the train.

really really busy right now, plus going to Seattle in April. maybe in summer?

I'm finally getting out of North America this summer and couldn't be more excited. It's like this huge gap in my knowledge base... like, "I've never been to the U.K. or Europe but I feel like I know a lot about them!" Not the same is it?

Travel is almost always worth doing, and almost never much like you think it's going to be.

First there was the Nicks-Who-Are-Becoming-Brian-Eno Club, now it's the Nicks-Who-Have-Never-Travelled(thank you very much Dan Perry!)-Abroad Club! Yowzah!

(This means that I too am a Nick who has never adventured abroad. Well, I've adventured a broad, but, well, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!)

Dammit, I've travelled a lot. I've lived in Florida, Maryland, Virginia, New Delhi, Bombay, Belgrade (Yugoslavia), Lyons (France), and been to some of Europe and Hong Kong. Guess I can't be in this club. By the way, what happened to the Nicks/Brian Eno board?

zing!

The Eno board died due to lack of Nick's becoming Brian Eno.

Or maybe we all became Brian Eno, leaving no Nicks.

Strong theory there, Brian Eno.

Poor Stevie, we hardly knew ye.

What?

That's AWFUL Dan.

Oh. God. Yes, I get it now. Yes, that was bad, dan. You are a bad mang.

You were expecting non-painful non-corny jokes? Look at how I kicked off this thread!

*thinks* Oh dear. *beats Dan about the head*

"RhiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnon!"

B-b-but Nick, you live abroad?

...I've been to Nice and the Isles of Greece
And drunk champagne on a yacht...

What? ...uh, oh..uh sorry...

You owe it to yourself to go abroad. You can never fully realize how fucking stupid your own fellow-countrmen are until you've spent time in another nation.

Ah, of course Lara, I keep forgetting. Dur. I'm so remedial.

This is my first visit to OASE since November. I have been hanging out in Atlantis for the past two days.

My first girl was a hot blonde from Italy named Fixita (or something like that). Whe was 23 yrs old and looked like Shakira. She is half Venezuelan, so I new she had good genes. She was a sweetheart and gave a great experience.

My second girl was a tall Czech girl named Jana. She was 23 yrs old an had an average attitude. Nothing special with this one.

My next girls was from Turkey and looked exotic. She totally turned me on with her cat-like eyes. She had a great personality and was quite good in the sack. She also let me unleash about 12 pictures with my camera. Of course, she got a nice tip from me.

When finished with this girl, "Iseeu" found me and we chatted awhile before he was off with a girl. He also had Fixita and was quite happy. Fixita has only been working here for a week, so she is quite new and will go back to Italy next week for good. I guess we came at the right place and time.
Iseeu asked me who I recommended and of course, I had to reocommend Maria from Bulgaria. I had her in November and she gave me the time of my life. It is hare to believe how a girl who does this on a regular basis can be so passionate. She is the bomb! He can verify these remarks. We rocommened her to a fellow whoremonger from LA. He was quite happy with her too.

My next girl was a small turkish girl who did not speak a lick of English. I made the misconception that she would be as good as my first, and I was dead wrong. Totally mechanical sex! horrible.

My next and final girl was Sebrina from Belgium. She was a sweetie. Nice face and figure and big tits. She was a little tired, but I managed to wake her up (it is now after 4am).

Althought OASE is larger and more comfortable than Atlantis, it seems that Atlantis had the most girls so I am going back to Atlantis tonight. I am sure that I will hit OASE at least one more time before I have to return to the fucked up state of Michigan.

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I was not a broad once but nothing a knife, fork and large doses of hormones couldn't cure.http://animations.fg-a.com/Eyec.gif

There is a swingers' club called Atlantis in Stoke, in England's midlands. It's a long way to go from Michigan, though.

Got directions and/or a report for this Atlantis CLub in Stoke?

Thanks for the excellent advice...I will be in Germany for a week. I have been using MapQuest to find my way around. Doesn't look like I will be doing any of the touristy things, so I just need a place to sleep and then go out and check out these fine FKK clubs.
The Oases sounds highly recommended and so does Atlantis. Think I will try your idea and go crash there for a few and then party some. Do you know the address so I can do a map search? Which hotels do you recommend for price, security, and cleanliness?

All the advice seems to recommend staying away from Bavaria for the hobby and just hanging out in the Frankfurt area which is cool. I just wanted to see the Alps again, but I was in Switzerland over Christmas and I think the mountains will seem small here.

Not counting a day at Expo '86 in Vancouver, I've left the country once, when I was five.

Need to go to London soon. But there are lots of places in the US I'm interested in seeing first.

haven't been by Stoke lately (don't really like the BDSM scene much) butI was in Wolverhampton about 12 months ago and all I can tell you that there were street girls working an industrial estate near the town centre. To get there as best as I can remember, come off at Junc. 10 on M6 Northbound and turn left heading towards Wolverhampton. After about 3 miles you will come to a big round about with tram lines running through the centre. Turn left here there are tram lines down the centre of the road and a large garage on your left. The area to look was the roads to the left and right between the roundabout, garage and the road you just travelled up from M6.

I believe also that the boys in blue took more than a passing interest in this area. Sorry I can't be more helpful.

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Greetings fellow punters, I am a hobbyist from across the Atlantic who was considering another trip to one of my favourite cities. Martin, I do not think I will have time to visit Stoke but will concentrate my time in London. My last visit to London was in the summer of 2001. Has the scene changed much since? When I was in town, I relied upon the cards in the phone boxes for my locating of services. I wonder, are the phone boxes still littered with these cards? Perhaps the cards are not the best way to go, but I had eight delightful encounters with as many charming women for around 75-100 quid a go. However, I must admit that I am only a novice when it comes to London. I suppose my main questions are the following:
Are the cards still there, and where could I possibly encounter working girls of Indian descent?

Thanks, and stay safe! Laters!

Martin,

The club in Stoke is not related to the German FKK also named Atlantis, at least not to my considerable knowledge. The German Atlantis is not a BDSM/Fetisch club per so though I am sure some of the girls can accomodate you if you tip well enough.

Lucas,

If you get the chance, you should head down to Manchester.Street action can be found in a few areas around the City and varies in price and quality. The 2 best areas are along the cheatham lane area near strangeways prison and also chorlton street near the bus station. There also girls often to be found in the many alleys and streets around the picadilly train station.

a typical service would be full sex plus BJ for around 30pounds. some girls will go BB but its not recommended with the street girls due to risk of infection.

Also the police are always patroling so be vigilant and be careful of the girls you pick up as some may be underage and if you get caught with one you will be imprisoned for statutory.

I liked to go to Cheatham hill because there can be found various ethnic types there and I have a particular fetish for indian girls.

Blow job solo can be had for as little as 10pounds and for that some girls will even swallow.