Freedom fries! None of that nasty French stuff.

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I like stupid people. They're fun to mock.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2784577.stm

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

They ain't got nothing on disco fries!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

In France they're serving idiotic hypocritical imperialism fries.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

but can you get them supersized?

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm emigrating to Curly.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

They only come supersized.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I think potato wedges are far superior to ~~french~~ freedom fries.

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

we call them chips in England

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"German measles converted to liberty measles"? As if you'd WANT measles?!

My mom says French fries are from Belgium anyway.

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you have the right attitude, Ned. Me, I just get very, very angry. When does McDonald's start marketing McLiberty Steaks?

Oh, and as Mr. Freedom Fries says: "We look back at all the numerous times the US has gone to the aid of the French, and now we see they won't come to our support."

Also, my history is probably at least as fuzzy as his, but didn't the French come to the aid of the US colonies during the Revolutionary War? But that's pre-20th century, so I guess it doesn't matter.

― die9o (dhadis), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I'm angry as well, but tempered with the knowledge that some things aren't worth getting truly riled about. Bush's political grandstanding bugs -- this guy's is just sad, in the end.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

We should start calling them "Chips of Freedom."

― Mandee, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I will accept this only if we can change the name of the restaurant to Dipshit's.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't wait for the Liberty Braid, Liberty Kiss, and Liberty Tickler!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a pretty hefty mail-order, Nabisco.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Should we start calling French kisses Freedom kisses?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(I am prouder of the the fact that I avoided telling Nabisco that he was expecting a hefty package than I am of my actual joke. HELP I THINK I AM ILL.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

You poor soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

What's French Stewart's stand on all this?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Spooky. Just as I read this thread title, the radio announcer started talking about freedom fries. Strange synchronicity.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

haha! sign in oly diner: we still proudly serve FRENCH fries

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The french have the right to their opinon, but they are just a bunch of hypocrites, they only support iraq because of the billions of dollars of debt owned them

― bob keef, Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Let me guess, you're one of the regulars at that place.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all about the oil. Cooking oil. I prefer my fries cooked in a bit o'lard.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 20 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

foreign policy by pique, is what it is.

and WWI is why we call "hamburger" "salisbury steak." i think they had some really outrageous names for things like hot dogs and sauerkraut then, too, to obscure the proper German names.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 February 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Then there's a U.S. legislator who wants to toughen sanitation standards on French wine and bottled water. Note to self: Stock up on champagne pronto.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm I want some disco, I mean freedom fries right now!

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmm disco fries.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

fries in the disco! fries in the Tahhhco Beeill

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3415/3262686287_8d12e0f415.jpg

― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

Mardi Gras dog!

― i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha, yeah, first pic I could find with both a black dog and fries

― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

was browsing eat 24 and noticed that a place in my delivery range sells DISCO FRIES

RIP ILX 2003

― Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Sunday, 26 January 2014 04:12 (twelve years ago)

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