Freedom fries! None of that nasty French stuff.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2784577.stm

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They ain't got nothing on disco fries!

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

In France they're serving idiotic hypocritical imperialism fries.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

but can you get them supersized?

cprek (cprek), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm emigrating to Curly.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

They only come supersized.

Sean (Sean), Thursday, 20 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think potato wedges are far superior to french freedom fries.

cprek (cprek), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030220/od_nm/odd_canada_abduction_dc

Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

we call them chips in England

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"German measles converted to liberty measles"? As if you'd WANT measles?!

My mom says French fries are from Belgium anyway.

Maria (Maria), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you have the right attitude, Ned. Me, I just get very, very angry. When does McDonald's start marketing McLiberty Steaks?

Oh, and as Mr. Freedom Fries says: "We look back at all the numerous times the US has gone to the aid of the French, and now we see they won't come to our support."

Also, my history is probably at least as fuzzy as his, but didn't the French come to the aid of the US colonies during the Revolutionary War? But that's pre-20th century, so I guess it doesn't matter.

die9o (dhadis), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I'm angry as well, but tempered with the knowledge that some things aren't worth getting truly riled about. Bush's political grandstanding bugs -- this guy's is just sad, in the end.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

We should start calling them "Chips of Freedom."

Mandee, Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I will accept this only if we can change the name of the restaurant to Dipshit's.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wait for the Liberty Braid, Liberty Kiss, and Liberty Tickler!

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a pretty hefty mail-order, Nabisco.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Should we start calling French kisses Freedom kisses?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am prouder of the the fact that I avoided telling Nabisco that he was expecting a hefty package than I am of my actual joke. HELP I THINK I AM ILL.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You poor soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What's French Stewart's stand on all this?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Spooky. Just as I read this thread title, the radio announcer started talking about freedom fries. Strange synchronicity.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! sign in oly diner: we still proudly serve FRENCH fries

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The french have the right to their opinon, but they are just a bunch of hypocrites, they only support iraq because of the billions of dollars of debt owned them

bob keef, Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me guess, you're one of the regulars at that place.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about the oil. Cooking oil. I prefer my fries cooked in a bit o'lard.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 20 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

foreign policy by pique, is what it is.

and WWI is why we call "hamburger" "salisbury steak." i think they had some really outrageous names for things like hot dogs and sauerkraut then, too, to obscure the proper German names.

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 February 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Then there's a U.S. legislator who wants to toughen sanitation standards on French wine and bottled water. Note to self: Stock up on champagne pronto.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm I want some disco, I mean freedom fries right now!

Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm disco fries.

rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

fries in the disco! fries in the Tahhhco Beeill

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3415/3262686287_8d12e0f415.jpg

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

Mardi Gras dog!

i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

haha, yeah, first pic I could find with both a black dog and fries

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

was browsing eat 24 and noticed that a place in my delivery range sells DISCO FRIES

RIP ILX 2003

Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Sunday, 26 January 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)


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