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*BUDUM CH!*

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where we find out where Jonathan Williams lives and go round there and kill him.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all about mv.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Do things like perl and emacs count as commands?

Search: grep, tar, ssh, alias, sed.
Destroy: dd, fsck, fdisk, alias.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

search: man, less, time, su

detroy: anything to do with file flags

Alan (Alan), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

destroy: date. i can never remember the bloody format. search: ntpdate, cos you don't *have* to remember the format!

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Search: ssh, apachectl, chown, sudo, man, l
Destroy: Top, because i's taken to saying "top: kvm_nlist:" instead of WERKING.

Graham (graham), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

destroy:
join
cut (limited to one character delimiters??)
tcsh
csh
pdksh
emacs
lynx
pico
chattr (oh man i hate that immutable bit)
xargs (no good way to escape characters)

search:
screen
vim
w3m

caitlin: +1000

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

destroy:
vt-is-UTF8 - this locked up my box when i accidentally ran it

search:
make

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Search! Search! Search! Search!: renice.

Graham (graham), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

destroy:
emacs
search:
vim

Oh Jesus Christ, I'd forgotten that there was a reason we don't do this.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

destroy:
xemacs
netscape

search:
galeon
renice ++++ (very handy when working with 200+ megabyte audio files)
cp
rm
NETHACK

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Patently I am in the minority. I shall just go off and quietlt kill myself.

Lara (Lara), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

search: galeon, definitely

search: angband, cos it's great
destroy: angband, cos I HATE spending weeks playing it and then suddenly getting killed by a herd of creatures that shouldn't be anywhere NEAR the level I'm on.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Uptime REPRAZENT:
5:32PM up 16 days, 22:44, 7 users, load averages: 3.71, 3.24, 3.05

(ie since the day I got it back from being repaired)

Graham (graham), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

12:35:07 up 11 days, 3:23, 6 users, load average: 0.00, 0.04, 0.00

Rebooted because the nic drivers were going nuts

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

search: bc, cal

o. nate (onate), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Search: apocopatapetl, grebt, bangb*s, ckcfrmr
Destroy: rub, obv, millar

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

grebt totally could be one

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

search: tail, last, who, fsck, man

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 February 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Do not destroy pico! I like my wussy text editor. Also search: grep, man, ls (with flags), mv, cp.

Destroy: anything that I type accidentally that turns out to be a command that deletes, moves or otherwise fux0rs my files.

Jen (nstop), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Search: tail, ping, traceroute, ifconfig

Destroy: chmod

Xibalba (xibalba), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

search: grep!!!, vi, pico, ls, lp, tail, less, cat, traceroute, ping, who, lpstat, lprm, pine, awk, gas, cp
destroy: ld (I constantly am typing that instead of ls).

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and a special for today:
destroy man!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Search: "make love" ("Cannot make love.")

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Destroy: anything my cat types by jumping on the keyboard which does something nasty. (he once typed AltGr+SysRq+U, which on some Linux machines (ie mine) means "make everything read-only")

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Search "get enough of your love baby"

Etc.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Destroy: cat!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara, can you kill me too?

Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

search: kill -9

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm very disappointed to see all this chmod hate. How can you dislike a command that takes an octal number as its first parameter?

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, definitely search kill -9, and definitely destroy chmod. I never remember how that one works and I refuse to commit it to memory.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

and of course "man rear"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

but you dont need to use an octal number and it sounds funky.
I gotta go chmod those files, oh yeah baby.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

man -k has its moments but Im a manhater today.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

chmod : pronunciation "shmod" (think Yiddish, like "shmear" or "shmendrik")

o. nate (onate), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

man suXor and chmod is pronounced as written (ie w/hard ch) as eny fule kno

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No one I know pronounces it with a hard ch.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

its all abou the chmooove way of saying it.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm.. when I worked in IT everybody pronounced it with hard ch.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I worked with people who pronounced it as see-aitch-mod. I would poke fun but one of them is literally the guy who put the @ in email addresses.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

chmod vs. shmod FITE!!

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tcpdump
kill -9
ssh
snort
mnt /dev/fd0
less
emacs
startx
grep (best command ever)
tail -f

cprek (cprek), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

grep vs kill -9 fite for supremecy!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

grep (best command ever)

cprek is so OTM it hurts.

Jen (nstop), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

it gives me tingles every time i pipe something to it...

cprek (cprek), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

...which is kinda gross.

cprek (cprek), Friday, 21 February 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i think jw nailed it in the question.
he missed cat /dev/random > /dev/hda1 though 8)

but why the dd hate? i used it only yesterday to strip the apple resource fork type thing from the front of an otherwise perfectly fine jfif file.

dd ifile=one.jpg ofile=two.jpg bs=162 skip=1

od too.

and rsync is as clever as they come.

i wish
vim `find . -name "*.[ch]" -exec grep -il string {} \;`
wasn't so long.

speaking of vim, vim -d is great. like sdiff only you get to edit both (all of!) the files

andy

koogs (koogs), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

you know you have unix on the brain when, having finished doing the dishes, you immediately turn to your girlfriend and say:

i ran a "make clean" as root.

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 21 February 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Having "mv" also do renaming was a VERY VERY VERY BAD IDEA.
chmod octal rules. I can never figure out the weird +char crap that's supposed to be friendlier. You pronounce the "ch" as the first part of "CHange".
I've done song remixes using nothing but dd, so dd rules.

Dave Fischer, Saturday, 22 February 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I never fuck around with renaming with mv.

Also, never mv -r *.* /dev/null

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 22 February 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Along the lines of the chmod pronunciation (shmod for me FWIW), how do you all pronounce the characters? Mine:

! - bang
* - splat
\ - wack

Still looking for a one-syllable word for '?'.

Colin Saunders (csaunders), Saturday, 22 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

huh?

Graham (graham), Saturday, 22 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

huh? is ideal

got the dd options wrong above, posting in a rush. of course it's bc that uses options that look like ibase= and obase= and dd uses if= and of= rather than ifile=.

and yes, should've used xargs.

used sox last night because i didn't have an empty minidisc handy.

andy

koogs (koogs), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

dd if=/dev/hda6 of=bootsect.lnx bs=512 count=1

ron (ron), Saturday, 22 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

-Classic!

Minky Starshine (Minky Starshine), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

huh? is OTM. many thanks. now makes writing conditionals that much faster!

Colin Saunders (csaunders), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

chmod hatas.

teeny (teeny), Monday, 24 February 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

GOT A LIGHT?

NO MATCH!

Hahahahhahaha.

(I originally typed 'Goth alight' which is much funnier).

Sarah (starry), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone tell me what the command to reattach to a suspended process is.

Search: fink, mutella, cd, rm, sudo, ftp, curl

destroy: vi, chmod

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and Tab is by far and awy the best key when working in the Terminal.

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

pronouncing punctuation

! = pling (a BBC thing I rec)
" = dit dit (or dits)

Alan (Alan), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

!=bang

Ed (dali), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au/~emikulic/misc/poem.html

chmod is king, but grep rules.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

omg that poem is brilliant

Colin Saunders (csaunders), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! I thought I'd find you here Saunders!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish this was a command

umount cat access | tail

I'd be prompting it all day for you, Ned Raggett

and then when I'm done...

I'd just ask you to...

rm -r

XO

:)

p.s.

What's BurmaKitty's favorite browser?

LYNX of course!

BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst ever = making /dev/null into a real file and letting your filesystem fill up.

devfs is godlike!

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I just saw the license plate the other day "CHMOD-X".

Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

search: tee

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

tee is overrated

wget over curl

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed - fg?

xargs fucking roolz. Also, why has no-one mentioned lsof?

SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed - sorry - as in fg %[something]. Find the [something] from jobs.

SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

xargs = classic

lsof = almost classic, but I can never be arsed paging through its output

(yeah, I know, I should pipe it through grep or something. It's *still* verbose, and I can never remember its options)

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

True. The manpage for lsof is a fucking nightmare, but once you get the hang of it it's an absolute belter.

Also search: tr, and although it's not a command as such, the whole [[ ]] &&(||) construct as opposed to test.

SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish I could participate here. I had an O'Reilly Unix book in High School. I lent it to the computer teacher, and he never gave it back. He was a funny guy. I used to see him late in the afternoon walking his dog in his bathrobe. He had just woken up. He taught morning classes.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

lsof ain't hard... pidof is a cool command

renice 10 `pidof cp`

Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...
I just chmod'd a bunch of files. Tingly.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 12 October 2003 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

search: zsh's file globbing wildcards

$ mv **/*.jpg ../pix

to move all jpgs in any folder under the current to ../pix

destroy: find

tyler 'scratch' perry (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

ts: xargs or -exec

Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

xargs

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

unix band names: sudo echo

and the hint of parp (ledge), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

cat poweroff

and the hint of parp (ledge), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:06 (fourteen years ago)

free

and the hint of parp (ledge), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:09 (fourteen years ago)

(suggest) banner

quantum telescope (+ +), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

(not my suggestion for a unix band name! banner is a gnarly command, is all)

quantum telescope (+ +), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how many rain forests worth of paper were wasted at college 20+ years ago due to every program listing being printed out with two pages of banner-ised username/filename/blah?

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)


bb lll lll
sss nn nnn oooo bb aa aa lll lll
s nnn nn oo oo bbbbbb aa aaa lll lll
sss nn nn oo oo bb bb aa aaa lll lll
s nn nn oooo bbbbbb aaa aa lll lll
sss

tt iii dd
sss tt uu uu pp pp dd cccc
s tttt uu uu ppp pp iii dddddd cc
sss tt uu uu pppppp iii dd dd ... cc
s tttt uuuu u pp iii dddddd ... ccccc
sss

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.network-science.de/ascii/

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

unix underworld tracks: cups

...'sall I got, there

(figlet > banner)

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

love figlet

tyler 'scratch' perry (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

man man

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

Remote exploits found in Bash. Update your systems.

abanana, Monday, 3 November 2014 13:01 (ten years ago)

guess i'm a month late.

abanana, Monday, 3 November 2014 13:09 (ten years ago)


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