Pissing In A Flatmate That Has Irritated You's Bottle of Wine: C/D?

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His reaction upon drinking it was "This tastes sick". He still finished the bottle, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i kiss you!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

if i could find a way to do this to my downstairs neighbours' drinking water, you bet i'd be doing it right now

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

It was Blossom Hill as well, so it probably improved the taste.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Note to self: never ever piss Dom off.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Again with the pissing into receptacles.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a meme.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It was Blossom Hill as well, so it probably improved the taste.

As would a dead mouse, if you had used it as an intermediary container. BTW, what did the flatmate do to deserve such treatment?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Oooh, long list of general two-facedness, shit-stirring, and a comment about asylum seekers which final tipped me over the edge.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

DUD

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i would gain no satisfaction from doing this to anyone. am i the only one? i think it's disturbing, actually!

― Aaron A., Monday, 24 February 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it sounds pretty childish

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 24 February 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

as much as i can appreciate the sentiment (esp. where roomie is a two-faced bigot), i gotta say "dud"

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 24 February 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

classic. a friend of mine once drunk my piss by accident. we were 16 and drinking in the park, as you do. I'd relieved myself in an empty beer bottle which he mistaked for his own full one.

Foamy.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 February 2003 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

why did you wee in a beer bottle when you were in a PARK??

― minna (minna), Monday, 24 February 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah dude you should have only had champagne!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 February 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I know this may sound dim in comparison, but my best friend's brother REALLY pissed her off one day, and then had the balls to demand she make him mac & cheese. So she did...substituting toilet water for the cooking of the noodles.

― lola falana, Monday, 24 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

This all reminds me of a chapter near the end of Trainspotting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Pathetic

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

dud if you don't own a funnel.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

sounds like a pretty satisfying way to get back at someone who's clearly pissed you off considerably (is he a Streets fan or something?) - classic, but DOm please do beware the Ides of March, beware the Ides!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate when anyone disses mys bottle of wine so I is happy to piss in them to teach them a lesson.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope no flatmates of mine get any ideas from Doms wacky student ways.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

panty raid!

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope no flatmates of mine get any ideas from Doms wacky student ways.

Please don't call me the s word.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I knew that would get to you. And you are. HAHAHAHHA.

I like the way you do not mind the word "wacky".

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

you can't deny it Dom, there's more than enough evidence to convict you.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's sad, pathetic and a bit childish really, but I'm intrigued as to the logistics of the thing. Was he drinking lukewarm wine, or did you chill your urine before actually adding it to the bottle?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously not being au fait with the correct manner in which to store wine, he'd left the bottle right next to the oven. Figuring my urine could only be a few degrees higher in temperature than the wine... well, it's basic logistics really.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think fear of getting caught would deter me from trying this kind of stunt. Regardless of whether it involved unzipping in the kitchen or smuggling the bottle into the loo and out again.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

You actually fucking did this Dom? Fuck you.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

You nasty fucker

― RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

what did your flatmate do to warrant such a sad. pathetic, childish act of revenge eh Dom?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 February 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on, urine's sterile so there was no health risk. Can't a man be vindictive once in a while?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

this is only acceptable if yr working as a waiter somewhere

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

nasty=your flatmate drinks tabasco sauce and realises.

sick=your flatmate drinks urine and doesn't.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, then I'm subversive then.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

urine as it's leaving the body = sterile
urine once it's out of the body = not only not sterile, but breeding grounds for bacteria etc

more fun facts from nursing school hurrah

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I too want to know what he did to annoy you.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

So your flatmate has never had, and will never have, access to Google?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

If he searches me up on Google, then he obviously doesn't trust me.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Why shouldn't he trust you, Dom? It's not like you pissed in his wine bottle or anything... oh, wait a minute.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Moderation: delete urine now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Moderation?!? Now it sounds like a Chemical Brothers/Butthole Surfers collaboration.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Since when do you only google people you don't trust?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 24 February 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

After reading this, I'm glad I live alone.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Dom is hereby barred from all FAPs without proving that he has special pants that cannot be removed or otherwise compromised until he gets home.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Minna asked a perfectly reasonable question up there.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dom is hereby barred from all FAPs without proving that he has special pants that cannot be removed or otherwise compromised until he gets home.

Man, if I could piss into someone's glass whilst we were both sitting at a table without people noticing... I'd be on the phone to Jim Rose in seconds.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

obviously, peeing on plants and trees would be ill-mannered and uncouth!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be much more impressive if you'd shat in the bottle of wine.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Interesting use of the word "impressive" there, Dan.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It would take a lot more skill to shit in a wine bottle than to piss in it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

If you had the shits, it'd probably be easier.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

well yes if you had a funnel but now look what you have done TO US ALL

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"this wine has a strange texture"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hmm, it has a very nutty bouquet with musky overtones..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

That's quite enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

That's quite enough

*brain short-circuits trying to sort through approximately two hundred potential replies, all of them completely disgusting*

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, all right, one more glass. After all, I'm not driving tonight!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, it's new. You remember when they came out with this soft drinks with the little floaty bubbles in them? Well, they're trying it out with wine. It's a way to get, you know, kids excited about wine.

Well, yeah, I know kids aren't legally allowed to drink wine. But it's like cigarettes. You have to hook them young. Anyway, chug-a-log! I mean, lug. Chug-a-lug.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously not being au fait with the correct manner in which to store wine, he'd left the bottle right next to the oven.

"Hmmm...nice legs...rather a lot of sediment for a mass-market wine, no?...intriguing muskmelon and durian tones spoiled by an ammonia aftertaste."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"Nice pooquet, though."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i already regret that

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

oh no you don't

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Not in the slightest.

*brain short-circuits trying to sort through approximately two hundred potential replies, all of them completely disgusting*

I heart John D. Remind me, are you playing out here this week?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

Sick, Dom!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

Dick Tanner to thread.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

This thread title is an excellent example of how in English the genitive marker actually attaches to a noun phrase and not a noun.

― f. hazel, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Oooh, long list of general two-facedness, shit-stirring, and a comment about asylum seekers which final tipped me over the edge.

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 February 2003 01:36 (4 years ago) Link

i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

And this is why we need to encourage HOOS, because I think eventually if he ups his game I could pass the "ILX's most incisive poster" torch to him.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I would say classic, Dom. Certain roommates basically beg for such treatment. I know I've had a few that did.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

it was okay but for maximum points it should have been jizz

― ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

in the shampoo

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

IN TEH FACE

― ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

True. I have also had roommates that deserved this. Thinking about doing such a thing is highly amusing to me, nine years removed from said shared space.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Jizz kind of coagulates when mixed with wine, it'd be too conspicuous.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Or so I've heard.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

that's what makes it even sweeter when it succeeds. piss is no challenge

― ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

"makes it even sweeter"

― ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

only if you eat lots of fruit first

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

hence the lather & rinse.

xposts

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

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