What's the most amzing story you've ever heard?

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My new Legal tutor was telling us about his uncle today trying to escape from Nazi germany, so he fakes a passport and tries to leave the country, now it's a bit fuckoff obvious that he's a massive german so the soldiers are suspicious and quiz him on his passport which he has memorized, ie date of birth etc etc now he goes fine until they ask 'what's you're name?' and he goes blank & then quietly answers 'fergussn' (sp?) the german word for forgotten, and the soldiers smile and let him go through, as he passes them, they say 'have a safe trip Mr Ferguson' .. the scottish name on the passport.

BOOYA!

― nellskies (minna), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the way you punctuate that story makes it the most amazing one I've heard all week!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, my punctuation is shit. Feel free to re-punctuate.
What's the most amazing story you've ever heard?

― nellie (minna), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Genesis - Exodus is pretty mad stuff you can't deny

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's almost certainly an urban myth, but my ex-girlfriend claims that when Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, his first words were "Congratulations Mr *.........*", in reference to an argument Armstrong overheard his neighbours having when he was a child in which the female protagonist was heard to shout "I'll give you a blowjob when that little kid next door walks on the moon!".

― chris sallis, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

nellie, I was talking about your adding 'BOOYA!' to the end. I'm going to start doing that in meetings and at family gatherings!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Be careful if you do that.. you may be mistaken for a young go-getter.

― nellie (minna), Thursday, 27 February 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

noted.

BOOYA!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 February 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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