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Have you ever farted in public either intentionally or unintentionally? And, if you did, were you identified as the culprit? And, if you were, how did you deal with it?

― jethro, Friday, 28 February 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

becky?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this just a 'misread thread titles' set up?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

let me guess, you have a paper due

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

farted in a quiet bit during a symphony recital once. fart religiously in bed. just pooed out last night's stir-fry and the burning got me back for every fart i've ever done.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't you hate that when a great meal turns on you that way? Sometimes if you have got a bad case of the 'rhoids and the kung pao chicken at the local chinese carry out goes heavy on the peanuts, the following days dump is like shitting jagged rocks!

On a different note... I have been eating really cheap these days. A styrofoam cup of Ramen with maybe a tin of sardines. The gas I have been producing smells like burning rubber and methane.

― jethro (jethro), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ramen is LETHAL in the fart department. You can strip walls with those fumes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Drink lots of water.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 28 February 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I was envisioning a large saw in a town square where people bring they cheeses

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kaese.at/gifs/schneiden.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 28 February 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan... wooo weee... I thought it may be the tins of sardines that was the main culprit. I am sure that combinin the two does not make for a happy combination. I let one out when I woke up this morning that was so bad that I almost called my mother to discuss all the things in life we never got around to talk about.

― jethro (jethro), Friday, 28 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I once farted extremely loudly during the closing scene of Romeo and Juliet, just after Juliet wakes to find Romeo slumped dead upon her.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in the library once and let out this long, slow silent one that was extraordinarily deadly in stench and thickness. It hung in the air like a thick fog. So, while I am there savoring the moment, one of the student staff makes her way over to stack some books. I know she can smellit because I saw her nose wince. I also know she knew who dealt that aromatic bomblet. She never brought her eyes to me. Surprisingly, I didn't feel embarassed at all. I just went about my business, placed the book I was reding in her cart and walked away.

― jethro (jethro), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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