David just went out for groceries

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he returned wit ha life sized cobalt blue glass head.
Oh and he forgot 6 items off the list i gave him.
anyone wish to comment

― anthony, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes.

― gareth, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't let him do the shopping again.

― Pete, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Question The First: Where along the grocery route can one purchase life-size glass head?

― jess, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it a man's head or a woman's head? Were the 6 items crucial to your survival?

― Emma, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They were crucial to the ammended dinner party menu which will happen in 8 hours. The head is stylized and really quite genderless. I have no idea where he got it but we live 4 blocks from china town and do most of our grocery shopping there.

― anthony, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought you were starting some weird chain story.

― Ronan, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish I had people bringing me weird glass heads. Consider yourself lucky buddy.

― jess, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David is a priceless free-spirited treasure whose butt sometimes needs kicking up between his shoulderblades.

― mark s, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was the head for you Anthony or was it for him?

― Emma, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone has to make the inevitable giving head pun,

― Ronan, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it was completley random. it came out of no where . it was an expensive useless thing meant for no one .

― anthony, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Give it to someone as an Xmas present.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ban the head!

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

― the pinefox, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a bit like Jack and the Beenstalk. Plant the head, and maybe a tall vine will grow, and enable you to visit some starnge and mysterious land

Alternatively, send him back out and tell him to do the shopping properly.

― jel, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Treasure this. Some people do their misguided shopping by bringing home incredibly huge bags or boxes of whatever was ordered instead of, say, ONE loaf of bread. Blue heads are so much more interesting.

― Lyra, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony, as a matter of interest, what does David think of your ILE habit? Does he know about it? Does he look?

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, so HERE'S where it started.

David sounds like an extraordinarily cool person, I must say.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hes my lovebitch of course he knows
and he on occasion lurks

― anthony, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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