Two Kinds of People Jokes

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Do you know any?

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i love these. example:

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who think in binary and those who don't."

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The ultimate two kinds of people joke is: 'There are two kinds of people in the world, those who think there are two kinds of people and those who don't.'

― Amarga (Amarga), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Connie Marble to thread!

― g.cannon (gcannon), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I love you maria.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

oh come on, someone has to have more...i am on a search for new ones...(thanks amarga but i knew that one)

ok here's another: there are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can do math and those who can't

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"There are only five people in the world, and three of them are hamburgers." --Captain Beefheart

― Lord Auch, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

johnsons vs shits FITE!

― ws burroughs, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who detest Bea Arthur and Bea Arthur.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

― ali (ali), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have a way with words and those who have not way.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two kinds of people in this world, and you aren't either of them.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

People in this world are too kind.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

weren't there loads on the t-shirt slogan thread. i know the binary one was.

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew I would've been beaten to the Connie Marble thing

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew I would've been beaten to the Connie Marble thing

Don't be too sad about being beaten to the punch, E., it's just further demonstration that everything good, and true, and pure in this life was inspired by a John Waters film. This is life affirming.

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Alix, there are two kinds of people on ILE: those who read the thread before they post and those who don't.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two types of people in the world: those who can spell correctly and those who can't. (I am one of those who can spell correctly)

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

c-o-r-e-c-t-l-y.

fuck.

(sorry)

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

there are two types of people on ILX: those who read others' posts before they post, and those who don't
(oh the irony)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

2 types of people: there are those who have a penis, and those who wish they had a penis

― Sigmund (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

We just got the copy of Saint Hill - the Scientology magazine at work and in it there is an article by (dead L.Ron Hubbard) entitled Two Types Of People!

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two types of people in the world: those with short attention spans and those with hey there's something shiny over there!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

There are two types of people in Sydney (AKA The World): those who think the sun shines out of their backsides and those who can scientifically prove it.

― Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Just read this in The Onion:
"There are thousands of types of people in the world: The type that divides the world up into two types of people, and the thousands of other types."

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

does anyone actually think that there are basically two types of people in the world? i think i might.

― j fail (cenotaph), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"on the streets there's two kinds of people, white rich fucks and the ones who get harassed, like me"

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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