Nacho Cheese! (links not work-safe)

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[Mdoerator sez: do not click Mel's link before reading the whole chat]

MelCaramel: www.tubgirl.com
MelCaramel: WAIT DON'T
MelCaramel: it's too gross
*************: MEL!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH
DeXness: That's far too tempting now!
sucette66: are you STILL talking about that picture?
sucette66: ha ha
*************: i'll never forgive you
DeXness: ARGH THAT PIC
D*cR*sw*ll62: It does sorta etch itself on your brane.
*************: i'm gonna barf
D*cR*sw*ll62: WHOOOOOO DOGGIES!!!!
DeXness: (mommy)
D*cR*sw*ll62: If you weren't nauseous before, you will be now!
D*cR*sw*ll62: I especially love how you can't back out of it...
MelCaramel: there's always the tried and true www.goatse.cx (which I've had described to me but haven't actually looked at)
*************: why'd you have to do that???
DocRoswell62: Someone else click on it and tell us what it is.
DocRoswell62: I'm not that brave.
DeXness: I reallyIsn't that the gaping anus pic?
MelCaramel: yeah
DeXness: (whoo I'm tired)
n*tsuht: good god, mel -- is that nacho cheese?
MelCaramel: N*TSUH! *pukes on you*
DeXness: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeXness: OH MY GOD
n*tsuht: it looks like nacho cheese to me
*************: damn.
D*cR*sw*ll62: My head is now rolling on the desk as i shed tears of laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

n*tsuht: the best thing about it is that, in typical japanese fashion, her pubic hair is blurred out
n*tsuht: like the giant stream of nacho cheese squirting from her ass into her face is acceptable
n*tsuht: but pubic hair, oh no!
D*cR*sw*ll62: Dear god. You looked long enough to notice THAT?
*************: i had to click off
D*cR*sw*ll62: Me, too. My eyes are still stinging.
*************: it was too repulsive
n*tsuht: well i was trying to look for something pleasant in the picture

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, "not work-safe" is the understatement of a lifetime.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I leave the chat and this is the filth I miss.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You dodged a bullet, friend. A FREAKIN' HILARIOUS BULLET.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

God bless America.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

More like an atomic weapon of vileness the likes of which would make even Joseph Stalin wet his pants and cry like a kindergartener.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

And for that I thank you. But I don't know if I should thank you for the transcript. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't decide whether this incident elevates or lowers my estimation of Nabisco.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That goatse link should be heave-ho'ed, just in case someone clicks on that by mistake. That's some wretched, heinous shit.

And didn't the tub girl make an appearance in these parts back in the day?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

the ACTUAL tub girl?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

posted here?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Tubcat vs Tubgirl: FITE!

*desperately thinks about Tubcat after making the mistake of looking at Tubgirl*

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i spend an hour watching tv for once and look what i miss

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd like to see a TubGoat

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Those japanese. They're some crazy fuckers, I tell you what.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to note that this is one of those things people are actively ashamed of having found themselves involved in. I'm talking about Biblical levels of shame.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

n*tsuh is there something you're trying to tell us about this photo?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, i was just wondering when japanese fecal porn would make a re-appearance ... and where's Kodanshi these days?

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, I'm sooooooo glad I missed this chat to see the Blood Brothers instead.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus

popshots yr trippin. to me, the goatse.cx is much easier to stomach. i hope this will have faded a bit by morning time

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

...so wrong it bends the very fabric of space and time!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, you haven't seen those before? They're both on going joke on many forums and the almost uniform solution to someone leeching your bandwidth.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They've appeared here before, but the "nacho cheese" comment was FAR TOO FUNNY for me to let go.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mdoerator sex"? Am I too new to know this part of ILX lingo, or do moderators get, uh, "special privileges"?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay, one less flavor of corn chips I will ever purchase!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i toured most of rotten.com so i will be better prepared next time.

i still think the tubgirl is perhaps the most foul image of the lot.

― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 March 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think goatse.cx is much, much worse than the tubgirl. I mean with tubgirl I can kind of look at the socks, like the way I sometimes cheat and stare at the side of the screen during a horror movie. With goatse.cx it's pretty much nothing but sheer terror - there's not enough detail in the image that allows you to focus on anything besides two fistfuls of colon.

Worse than any of this stuff, however - pictures of eye/genital surgery in process. AUUUGH.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of which, have you seen this?

― Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY MY DAILY SUSTENANCE OF TACE BELL AGAIN. I HATE ALL OF YOU

― Vic, Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Baja Fresh!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i am glad that i had another look at the tubgirl, because id-ing those as SOCKS was key. i had at first thought that her skin was covered with a chalky white coating, making me think of death :(

some of the dead body shots were fascinating. the copter decapitation especially

― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 March 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd like to see a TubGoat Hey, Jim - that can be Tugboats new mascot!

Oh how I wish I had photoshop with me at work...

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 March 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

<@jutski> i misread 'tugboat' as 'tubgoat'
< Uncle_Sam> wtf!!!!??! that picture... oh my eyes! ||
< Uncle_Sam> fking last time i ever follow a link here
I mean, why are her genitals blurred out?
< Nox-> tubgirl is kinda cute.
<+Pati`> may the heavens behold this wonderful sight
< Uncle_Sam> the official fap picture is the tubgirl
< Uncle_Sam> rename tubgirl fapgirl

― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell = cat food with cheese. Del Taco is much better. But Roberto's is better still.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 6 March 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And let us not forget Taco Mesa, aka Food of the Gods.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I once had a Del Taco quesadilla that made me violently ill.

In other news, this thread makes me violently ill.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 March 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The picture in that goatse.cx linkdoesn't work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe you people are actually talking about food in this thread.

― Sp*nc*r Ch*w (spencermfi), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't someone going to blank the names on this thread? I've already got "let's cyberfuck" and "which ilxors do you want to sleep with" and "do you take drugs" with my name on them (thank you Ethan, Ethan, and Ethan), I'd like to nip this stuff in the bud.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, take my name off too!

― Sp*nc*r Ch*w (spencermfi), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I've anti googled it in the header. Dan, if I give you admin priveleges, can you edit?

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

No problem.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, done. Click the Show All Details link, then click admin next to the message to edit. the admin box doesn't convert line breaks or do any HTML checking or anything.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I've taken out Nabisco's and Sp*nc*r's real names. Anyone else want their name unsearchable in this thread?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Just change every name to that of a superhero.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

OW mine eyes

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 March 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Tubcat vs Tubgirl: FITE!

In retrospect this might be the funniest one-liner ever posted to ILE.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

This is still an outstanding chat transcription, hahahaha

― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

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