Things, images, and thoughts to help people with weak stomachs who naively click on dirty links to soothe their stomachs and be taken away

ron: damn i should have read the thread
ron: i wonder if i would still have clicked it
db: I admit it
db: I would have clicked it regardless
ron: probably so
db: unless it was gory
db: and the goatsecx one is slightly gory
ron: see, the goatse is gross, but
ron: it didnt bother me as much as this
ron: cuz there's some humor there
ron: especially if you see the rest of the site
db: just imagine it was some Ivan Brunetti comic from a Fantagraphics compilation
db: eew
db: well, think of comfort food and other general pleasant thoughts
db: think of big clouds of well cooked rice
db: and bananas
db: and tall glasses of water
db: and other soothing culinary images
db: york peppermint patties
db: actually that's a good thread idea
ron: combat the evil

Pardon me while I go poke out my mind's eye

Last time I had food poisoning, the doctor said to think BRAT - Bananas Rice Apples and Toast. That's what I was supposed to EAT, but anyway...
Sometimes if I'm feeling really sick to my stomach, I'll pierce my thumbnails into my hands to try to divert attention away from that area. That's not very pleasant though. I think about being in a bed out in the middle of a lovely blossoming forest on a pretty day.