Yelling Things (Sometimes Insults) At People From Cars - C or D?

Other times just crazy nonsense sounds or two people yelling in harmony always gets very confused looks from people.

(Double D Dud spoiler)

The other great story I have like that is about Chris from Monkey Steals the Drum on a similar taxi ride. Chris never drinks much and got utterly fucked in Liverpool. The other three Monkey members were in the backseat dozing off, but oh no, not our Chris, who spent the ENTIRE journey home proclaiming in a loud voice stuff like -

"If _I_ was a taxi driver, I wouldn't be taking this route, no . . "
"If _I_ was a taxi driver, I wouldn't have one of those orange airfresheners, no, I'd have a lemon one"
"If _I_ was a taxi driver, I wouldn't be in fourth gear, no . ."

I believe the guy overcharged them a fair amount.

Tarts. they love it.

Or similiarly: a bunch of boys drive by and yell something out the window but they're travelling really fast so what you hear is "mmmfmfmmf ASSH-- mmfffmmmfmmfmmfrr!!"

If witty and not too mean, and not about a woman's body, it can be classic. But it almost always isn't.

It's good to be back home/ backyard/ spherical/ it's good to be back home/ tadpoles

Me and my father are gay/ in the mind/ of a teenage boy in a rusted out Chevrolet/ or better yet/ maybe he just/ hates himself/ and can't figure out/ exactly what/ he should be doing.

Yelling insults at people while driving--either at pedestrians or at other drivers--is obviously stupid, rude and obnoxious. Mind your own business. On the other hand, yelling in general, because you're happy/drunk/high, is OK. I grew up in the south and I certainly heard my share of idiot redneck yelling at people out of cars, and it's not something the region should be especially proud of, a very uncivilized thing indeed.

anyway, i don't think it's probably too much of a stretch to imagine that the people who think shouting things at people from cars on this thread are male, white, middle class, and straight (at least looking/acting)

One time, when I was about 10 or 11, my brother and I walked outta Ehrler's with milkshakes in January, and some teenage girls yelled "Ice cream is for summer!" at us.

dud, dangerous but sometimes fun if it's a friendly recognition of mankinds existence

I think that it's a case of yelling things at people from cars = classic, being yelled at from a car = dud. I don't drive anymore, so my own self interest is going to put me firmly in the latter camp.

I've been yelled at in the "black, working class, and straight" part of Louisville, too. Not sure if there's a "Hispanic, upper class, and gay" section.

I thought all the male, white, middle class, and straight (at least looking/acting) posters would be on the "sex with carrie brownstein" thread.

i have a very vague recollection of some mates turning a car over for some reason but i have no idea what that was about, that was ages ago in bradford, i thought it was pretty dumb

As for my own experiences, I've had things shouted at me, sure, but I've never once been able to suss out a single word.

However, all the other 1000+ cases of yelling from cars were alright. Once, a convertible full of bikini'd babes honked at me and went "WOOT WOOT!"; that TOTALLY made up for the other thing.

ooh that's a good one.

The only time i can remember this happening to me was when I was walking into a Rite Aid for beer. I was on my way to a late night pool party so I had changed into cut-offs, but I was still wearing a tux shirt from a bartending gig. A group of snotty girls yelled "NIIIIIICCCEEE SHORTS D00D!!!". Since they were caught by the traffic light I was able yell back something along the lines of "you should see what's in 'em!!" which made the parking lot security guard lol. So that was pretty classic.

Excellent repartee. And I like the concept of a late night pool party.

Dud, plz, because riding a bicycle in any southern state, city or no, is apparently an invitation for people to either to try to angrily run you over, or yell at you, "Get a car!" out the window. I am neither exaggerating nor joking.

yeah man, it's the same on the Gold Coast in Aus.

Full of aggro surfie fucks.

i really wish we lived in an ideal green world where i could yell stuff about farts at random ppl on the moving sidewalk from the window of my dymaxion car and have it always come off as good natured fun but humanity isn't there yet so i won't

SCRUBBERS!!!!!

Scrubbers! That reminds me. Dawdling out the front of a pub one night at closing time, I witnessed a girl scream from a taxi at a group of guys "LICK MY LETTUCE, YOU C*NTS". It was accompanied by some highly unsavoury hand gestures.

I've never yelled anything at a stranger from a passing car - until today. For some reason, I yelled "Ya Pooper!" at a 9-year-old with glasses and a XL shirt, who instantly reacted as if he had been struck by lightning. I don't even know why I said it. Sorry, kid.

some dudes in a convertible in georgetown, dc yelled at me like heeeyyy baby

so i discovered i still have this reflex (it's totally a reflex) to say certain things in french because i yelled TA GUELE at them, then when i got home had to google to find out what the hell i just said

dammit daria, you should have gotten their numbers.

Classic if there's girls in the car, they yell fun/nice things, dud if it's all guys, they yell aggro crap, and esp dud if it happens a minute after I was nearly hit by an suv running a red.

think i need to chill out, some stranger just said 'alright mucka' out of his window to me and i damn near almost stabbed him with my keys for doing so. urgh horrid dud.

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=2139

i think the early-ilx universe just collapsed on itself

i was in england for three days in september, and while walking my girlfriend's gran home from the local shop onthe last evening i was struck (quite hard, tbh) by an egg thrown out of a corsa full of 15 years olds. would have been funny except for the 85 year old it missed by inches.

i don't think england is a very nice place now.

this thread would have been a real sb holocaust

thot that was jw for a sec

saw some yahoos in a hummer doing this bs at some lady in hollywood tonight

i still get "LANCE!!!" or w/e from a-holes when i'm riding my bike

i mean we're averaging at least once a month

i got "get a haircut" a few weeks ago when i had longish hair. I shouted "I'll cut you". But it was ignored.

got a facebook group for you all http://www.facebook.com/pages/Screaming-at-Random-People-as-You-Drive-By/90648952710?ref=nf

someone yelled "your tire is flat" at me the other day even tho it was clearly not. i still looked down at it and they all laughed their 17 year old asses off.

ownd :/

"white guyyyyy!" yelled @ me 20 min ago

from a person in a car

bbbbbbbbbut?

:-?

lol

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This always happens to me when I'm out running at night. Three times in an hour yesterday. And it's never anything interesting, usually some riff on "Run Forest Run" or "118-118". The best I've had is "Forgot your trousers mate!", which is itself quite poor.

Anyway, dud.

what is 118-118 about

Popular advertising campaign for UK directory enquiries. Features blokes running.

oh yeah running at night is like some sort of catnip to carbound ne'erdowells

I have gotten "you look like you like to get fucked up the ass, boy" and "are you gay or what, kid?"

the homophobia doesn't hurt me so much as the ageism

some dude downtown yelled "haaaaaay giirrrrrrrl" when i biked by

i guess i was flattered

you sure they're not just clumsy pickup lines tho crut?

walking anywhere in Los Angeles is an invitation for this sort of thing.

you sure they're not just clumsy pickup lines tho crut?

maybe the first one was, but the second was from a lady!

well, she did ask 'or what' tbf

i just hit a double in this game: first I discovered that someone wrote "I <3 C0ck"** on the windshield of my father's filthy car, and when i crossed a momentarily empty street minutes later had someone from a distance shout "jaywalker!!" at me, with all the enthusiasm you might yell "kidnapper!" or "thief!" at someone.

**Although this obscene message would unconsciously direct me to get dinner at El Pollo Loco (Crazy for Chicken), so it's all good I suppose.

Can't believe it took almost a month of living in New Brunswick before someone yelled something out their window at me. (YO. GOTTA SLICE FOR ME? [I was carrying a pizza box])

Years ago my mom, seeing a boy and girl sharing a bicycle, rolled down her window to shout "how cute!" only to get the ol' Eff You from them.

Based on the cold wave of fear I feel when anyone yells something at me from a car, I'd say this is a Capital-Fucking-D Dud.

^^^
THIS

Because the only time I've been yelled at from a passing car, it was quickly followed up by a half-full can of beer pelting my head.

A couple years ago I was driving with a friend who has stretched earlobes. We were stuck in traffic in a carpark when a minivan with a mom and kids in it pulled up next to us. The mom started loudly saying things about my friend and urging her kids to do the same. Soon they were all yelling "freak!" at him. What sort of a parent does that? It was so weird.

the kind of parent that's actively auditioning for an interview with louis theroux

idgi - does he have some show about crap parents now?

his general schtick is 'oh dear you're terribly awful', and he likes to zone in on the kids so yeah i stand by it

this happened to me just now! it was a bunch of kids who all yelled something simultaneously that i couldn't understand while i was unlocking my bike. ah, new jersey

I had to drop some stuff off at a school the other day....someone screamed "ho" at me - on a playground full of children. At that point you just want to get in your car and chase them down yourself or get the police involved.