Superheroes Who Probably Aren't Gay

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but, y'know, they wear tights and all...

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*tumbleweeds*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/htorch2.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wolverine

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"She'll cool my fire off," uh huh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

like, flame on!
only a straight guy would unwittingly pick that as their tagline

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/ironman/irnagrphc1.GIF

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.timbland.com/images/lantern1.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

OH COME ON!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Spawn

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Fuckswomen

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(Actually I think Robert Smigel had a cartoon superhero called 'Heteroy' that was hired by Xian fundies to use his super "turn gays straight" powers)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Puck from Alpha Flight.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hulk.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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World's Angriest Milkman

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.houseoffun.com/milkandcheese/welcome.gif

-CARTON OF HATE....WEDGE OF SPITE =D -
Alan

― Alan Conceicao, Friday, 7 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 7 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I think probably hulk is not gay , only because he is always too angry to think about anything. He is probably non sexual. Or maybe in private he mates with giant animals like elephants, who explode.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 7 March 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I think The Hulk has issues to sort out with his personal life before finding a bf or gf.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 7 March 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

He reminds me of my boss, the Hulk.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 March 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I checked back to see who reminded you of your boss, the Hulk, before I realised that the Hulk probably wasn't your boss. I am imagining your boss storming round the office shouting "Arggggh! Mr Johnson smash puny employees!" (Obviously I don't know your boss's name or sex.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 March 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's basically how he is. He's totally fine and nice and funny, then you say like, "Hey, can you show me how to do this abstract?" and he goes "ARRRRGH! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! ARRRRRGH!" and throws his computer across the room. Or I get asked questions about the state of the building (I live in one) and I'll respond that x, y and z are no good and he'll be like "ARRGH! YOU BITCH TOO MUCH!!!" It's like, I think the Hulk would be less unpredictable.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 7 March 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Underdog and Mighty Mouse probably not gay though I am sure some gay men have fantasized about them in cruel and unusual ways.

― Randy Farang (TOOTHFANGCLAW), Saturday, 8 March 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet superman is bi.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 8 March 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

spiderman loves that one girl, not any men.

― webber (webber), Saturday, 8 March 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 8 March 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Powerman and Ironfist are as gay as the hills

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vision!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit, i forgot about the dance...

― webber (webber), Saturday, 8 March 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Bruce, whatever makes you suspect Iron Fist?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.greenarrowfansite.com/resource/1950/Superboy.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/cowboy.jpg

It's all about gettin' the chicks, man.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"You'll want to get your hot little hands on these goodies." Tee hee!

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300247368.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

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