What should be the 11th Commandment?

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...because let's face it, the ten commandments could do with a serious spring clean. I mean, when was the last time YOU covetted an ox? (actually, that one's better kept to yourself).

So come on, tablets have got much easier to swallow since Moses' day, what other new and exciting ways can we feel like the miserable sinners we are?

― Trevor, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt not troll. It is a sin but like most of the commandments it's fun to break now and then.

― Tom, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You shall not surf the net while being intoxicated.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt not care about the previous 10 rules, nor religion at all.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt not sneer.

― Captain Swing aka King Penda, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt not fuck with raw C Poppa.

― Greg, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt honor the funk.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou thalt not be self-satisfied.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sorry for almost repeating myself but clearly the eleventh commandment should be, thou shalt not fuck about with the 10 commandments or anything else from the bible

― Ronan, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do not curse fig trees.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ronan, sorry to almost repeat myself, but I think that's covered by 'Though shalt have no other god but me'

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt love me. Checks to the usual address.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shall be allowed to break one of the previous commandments. Breaking two will mean Hell, but one we can let go, because Heaven's looking a bit sparse.

― jel, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt not sing Pet Shop Boys songs at Karaoke. It's a sin.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou shalt get high. Anyone giving you static about it goes straight to hell. Your Lord. Now leave me alone.

― Omar, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thou Shalt Never, Ever Use a Talking Guitar in Thy Band.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

''Thou shalt not sing Pet Shop Boys songs at Karaoke.''

no, even though pet shop boys are terrible I think its important that no beach boys is evah sung again. I've heard the horrors.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not dial while drunk. Especially to exes.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shall not hate.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt keep an interest base larger than, "War, what is it good for?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shall not be a spammer. We have a special level of hell for thine bastards.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 1 June 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

"Just kidding."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 June 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...

"Ship of fools', the Christian humour website is running a competition to find the 11th commandment. You could win a camera phone.

Actually I just wanted to type 'Christian humour website'..it seems so unlikely..anyway, here's the link

http://ship-of-fools.com/eleven/eleven_body.html

― winterland, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not chew with your mouth open.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket!

― Homer J. Simpson (SeanC), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, and any other types of fun human stuff that we were too dour and dull to think of, thou shalt not do them either.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

PSYCH!

― 11th Commandment (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt step off.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not be a Republican.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

Thou Shalt Not Take the Shatner's Name in Vain

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not be a self-righteous asshole.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

"Cartoon Summer Panties"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

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