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I have resisted since yesterday. I had to post this. KILL ME!

(This is a thread about Jess.

Jess.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hah! My will is stronger than yours!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone hit my website last night googling "jess harvell".

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess is love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha full disclosure: that was me

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"a fit of weary vanity"

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

is the "googling your own name when bored" the masturbation of the new century?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You google with one hand?

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i think "googling brazillian asses" is the masturbation of the new century

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

we're all violating a trademark right now

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry's lawyers to thread.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

hi jess!

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this read "jess and his board."

― hstencil, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

jess + u = jesus

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

jess + me = big fites.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss sk8ing

can we turn this into a thread of pictures of girls in legwarmers

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://stylesmart.com/images2/legwarmer01.JPG

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(no?)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(yes!)

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

how can u talk abt jess and not abt his emo glasses.

(it is at the v core of his esthetix).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sykospark.net/emo/glasses.gif

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I also googled myself onto Cozen's page. He said he stole my name.

Weird: and apparently he pressed "send" on an email right about when I was typing his name just then!

Anyway, Jess is great. Sometimes I want to call him "Jester" as a pun on "Chester," but then I realize "jester" already means something.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is our v own joe carducci (heh). a tiny fella who sez stuff that makes 'wah! I can't believe he's just said this!!! *head explodes*'

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

tiny?!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(nits, I stole your name?)

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stylesmart.com/images2/legwarmer03.JPG

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i guess now we know what goes with an eyepatch!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

damn you for getting that song in my head, felicity

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Jess, but he still hasn't emailed me his address.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what you said, Cozen.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Eddy Grant song? Damn me!

Good! God! E-lec-tric Ave-e-nue!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm appauled that finding a photo of Jennifer Beals (sp?) in her legwarmers is nearly impossible

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is the bess. love yr shit!

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm everything jess hates.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

aw.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha nick you have no idea haha

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha nick you have no idea haha

True dat. ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

get a room you two

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

get a room you two

What a coincidence...I'm in a room right now! :D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You sure it was my website? I can't remember saying that.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.memefirst.com/images/blah/blah2.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you jess. If there really was any beef between us, all is now whole-heartedly forgiven. You are now 100% THE MAN.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a girl today wearing that outfit...THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON

(with sexy results)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sexorists!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bitch, put yr lips on my dick!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the other wu lyric? something like, "everytime yr kissing her yr blowing me.."

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i am in love

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(gollum fingers and all)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hi jess, you're okay but i wish you wouldn't say nasty things to my friends.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

who did i say nasty things to?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 368 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I wish all the pics still worked.

http://www.nitrocomics.com/macewindubust.gif

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

ESPECIALLY THE PUMA AD

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Jess should come back.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago)

no! he's happier without us! why don't you want him to be happy?!?!!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I do! I didn't mean it like that.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago)

ilx misses jess.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

you can read his blog! Send him an e-mail, leave a comment. He's still accessible.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I forgot all about that Mace Windu thing, wow.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.darkmattermag.com/august03/images/starwarsminibusts04a_2.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GIGGLES ITS GIVING ME.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago)

for completists:
http://www.onlyafew.com/TOYS/SW/GAZOU/MACE*.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago)

what in the sam hell

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago)

The more I see it, the more I'm kind of enamoured of the idea of owning it.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

miccio otm.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)

xpost.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

omg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

For some reason, I always shake my head and chuckle bemusedly whenever I read this thread title.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Great, now I want to touch the stumps.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

touch the stumps, touch the stumps!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

i was deeply saddened to see those puma pictures gone forever

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.schuhsport-krahn.de/uploads/pics/blow_job2_40044938.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/thumbs/puma1.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 8 September 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

ask and ye shall recieve

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, that's hot.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

speechless.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

wow that cheered me up.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 8 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Too bad those Pumas are so horrendous and it spoiled the rest of the picture. As I said before, my vagina is, as a result, dryer than the Sahara.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

the socks and skirts are pretty awesome though

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Girl B needs Girl A's fleshier fishnets.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait, i like the red shoes too

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

WHO WANTS TOASTER STRUDEL

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Turf shoes = SERIOUS TONGUE ACTION

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://shutyrgob.blogspot.com/

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

"SQUANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

...A Warrior's Tale! *gulp*"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://othernessblue.blogspot.com/

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://letsbuildacar.blogspot.com/

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

xpost i didn't know he spoke (or rather wrote) japanese.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

He's a talent, our Jess.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

TOUCH THE STUMPS!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

let's all take a moment to dwell on the puma girl

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

we keep recycling, eating our own poop for nutritition, closing ourselves off and taking in nothing new, until our poop becomes so stripped of nutrition, so bare and acrid and acidic that it rots our teeth out.

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

that should have been in quotes.

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

"dwell"

― haitch, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

the chinese have been tilling the soil with their own excrement for 4000 years, though. I dunno about the teeth situation.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

that was a vahid quote from an ILM thread, btw

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

I am happy to report my vagina isn't that dry anymore, even after watching those Pumas. God, those awful, design wise.

― nathalie, Friday, 25 May 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I kind of think there's something wrong with a lot of us sometimes.

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

Likely enough.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

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