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So, let's talk about the war?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! "Low Rider"!

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

no lets talk abt indie chixors we'd like to shag instead.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.danheller.com/images/California/Marin/Misc/stop-sign.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My favourite colour today is moss green. How about you?

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Have the Trophy Wives set their draft picks yet?

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone other than me giggle the first time they read the autoerotic asphyxiation scene in "Naked Lunch"?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just not sure that giving up coffee was the right thing to do. But is that the addiction talking?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking of which, it's my birthday in eight months!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

CHEESE!

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like pinenuts.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll never have my own thread :(

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Im on the nicotine lozenge and it tastes like poo.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I wrote a test last night and I studied like a motherfucker for it but I'm pretty sure I failed it. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend was a manager of a Red Lobster until about a year ago. Her favorite story: A guy walks in to interview for a dishwashing position. On his application he puts down that he has attended Yale, Harvard and is now going to the local Community College (Tidewater Comm. College. or TCC) My friend plays along and says

Her -Wow these are a lot of great schools, why are you going to TCC now.?

Him - TCC is renowned for being a leader in appetizers.

She continues to interview him and at the end asks if there is anything that he wishes to tell about himself.

Him - I want you to know that I am a memeber of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Her - Wow, that's really impressive. But I thought I knew all the members of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Him - Well, you see there are hundreds of Wu-Tang memebers. They are the best at what they do in the world. There is a Wu-Tang doctor and a Wu-Tang Lawyer.
I am the Wu-Tang Appetizer Man.

(true story)

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am the Wu-Tang Appetizer Man" = the coolest thing any human has ever uttered ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Once I had cranberries and brie in fila pastry.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it shaped like a shoe?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think carpet bombing is a stupid idea, lino gets away with far too much, and as for wooden floors...

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Today when I get home from work I am going to put on my robe and walk around.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I had no idea that Jake Gyllenhaal was Bubble Boy.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh My God! It's ten past six already!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Women Who Cook Too Much and the Men Who Eat It

available in stores now!

― Skottie, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Guys, this is boring. Let's talk about something else.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is now officially...

http://www.dvdivas.net/reviews/derailed.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What a failed experiment.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I've given up on watching/reading the news.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree Mark P. A tragedy even. Kinda like this...

http://www.newrichmondhouse.com/pictures-2/trainstuff/derailed.JPG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I like cheese! Do you like cheese?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The only way to derail a thread about derailing threads is to have a continued conversation. So, yes, I like cheese.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm huge fan of brie, unless there's cranberries involved, in which case, the jury's still out.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I also, like, commas.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

and e'xtra apostrophe's

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Brie with any sort of extraneous punctuation drizzled atop it is quite delish.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hungry.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

........,,,,,,,,,,,,::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;

buffet.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Great quick party snack:

1 loaf King's Hawaiian Bread
1 big glob of brie
1 handful walnuts
and a little bit of fresh basil

Cut a bowl into the hawaiian bread, stick the glob of brie in there, stick it in the oven until the brie is good and melted. Sprinkle some walnut chunks and fresh basil over the top. Yummers!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

My co-worker has coffee+cigarette = dragon ass breath

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I look smashing yet psuedo goth today. Like a mod goth.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Darth Weller.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tubgirl.com CLICK FOR MAXIMUM NON-WORKSAFE PUKE-AGE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen - beef. It's what's for dinner.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Dan, just the THOUGHT of it...

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

its blue sadly its a workplace grey right now.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What manner of fuckwit thinks that Strongbow is better than Blackthorn's?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I've talked about my sex life enough here...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Just don't let Dan Make the Nachos.....

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 12 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If Roberto Carlos was an advert, he'd be the one with the rats kidnapping the cat and the shit soundtrack that sounds like Boss Hogg.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 March 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"foxbase alpha"

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.etc-etc.com/cp13.jpg

COME ON! LETS ALL POST PICS OF CHINCHILLAS! MORE CHINCILLAS ON ILX NOW!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha, they are in their cups

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 13 March 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if James Blount is ever gonna come back? I miss those Athens kidz.

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I want some nice cheese. All the cheese I've tasted recently sucked.

I don't want to hear about *anyone's* sex life, tho'. Bah.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be NABISCO, not me, brg30.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That chinchilla photo fills me with good cheer. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

How I misread that as "chinchilla poo", I'll never know.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That chinchilla photo fills me with good cheer.

As opposed to bad cheer? :confused:

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad cheer is where you go where nobody knows your name and they're extremely pissed off you put your face through the door, you fucking punk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's raining and I'm hungry.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad cheer is where you go where nobody knows your name and they're extremely pissed off you put your face through the door, you fucking punk.

I have a feeling that's in Brooklyn.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Here Chris, have some nachos.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooooohhhhhhhh, chinchillas! I have 2 chinchillas. They are no longer babies though. I can be the Wu Tang Chinchilla Girl.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0204/amtrak.derailment/6.train.derail.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was so going to do that, Nick!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, disturbing minds think alike SHOCKAH!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had huge heaps of food and... yet I'm still hungry! Actually though I think it's more of an oral fixation. Hrm.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't folded this much paper since I came in last at the Derby.

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Thursday, 13 March 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I will NOT have a peanut butter and cranberry sauce sandwich for dinner.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ARGH YOUR SPEEDY KITTEN POSTING HAS STYMIED MY JOKE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR THE SPYDER-CAT

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ra-ra-ra-rat bat blue

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 March 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

< ... >

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 14 March 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

poon-tang

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 14 March 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up with a boner.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I put photo of 'something other than a kitten' into google and all i get is godamned kittens.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Mommacat is almost smaller than her kittens.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

She also looks downright terrified that they're all there. "ARGH! I gave birth to you, isn't that enough?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she's saying "no no NOT MY ENTRAILS AAAARRRRRRRRRRGH..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

iwww.syberpunk.com/images/ oolong/oolong.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe...

iwww.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/oolong.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh bugger!

http://www.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/oolong.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

All that and still no rabbit-with-a-pancake-on-his-head. Blimey!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

My god that pic RoXoRRRRRR.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to do a "bunny cunny" image search but then remembered 1) I'm at work and 2) I still have vestiges of shame.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

#3...
#3...

Spencer Musslehead!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://miller.senate.gov/ZM%20Personal%20Pictures/ZM%20and%20Isaac%20Hayes.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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