I Don't Want a Job...SECRET SCANDAL! XXX

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I don't want to get a new job. I didn't like having a job. Maybe I should just not get a job in an office. The office environment can be so fake and annoying. SHoudl I work in construction or something? Shoudl I become a man-whore?

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you considered children's parties?

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Work in construction and moonlight as a man-whore. That hard hat should attract the punters.

― Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

man whore for child's parties?

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think manboob would be safer.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Construction is good. You get to laze about, smoke, drink coffee, ogle women, never get fired thanks to the union, and only do about one hour's actual work per day. Go for that, I'd totally do that.

― Ally, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to work summers for the highway depo and that s pretyt much what we used to do. But the guys were scary ex -cons

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Be a dogsitter for the rich and famous!

― nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For a moment I thought she said something else.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel ya. but i won't pay for the privelege.

you should try making something useless at home that people will pay lots of money for. like natural soap that combines two seemingly at-odds scents in one. mint & turnip; radish & peppermint; you get the idea.

alternately, have you thought about macrame?

― your null fame, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I've never had a job and, on balance, feel *much* better for it.

― Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Work in a library...it's a haven for drop outs who don't really want to drop out completely. (just sent my application off today!)

― jel, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about working in a zoo, as a monkey?

― Graham, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

go to hell Graham. You mustard-waif

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a job in an office. The office environment can be so fake and annoying. SHoudl I work in construction or something? Shoudl I become a man-whore? I give the rat out of wallpaper. I control in the don't want to USA?? get a new job. I didn't like having a job. Maybe I should just not get should care! Monopolies Rest is ass, are evil! Don't I guess, though you want competition? I give Kenny Decorating our Rogers songs as lives or a much thought as wooly grey shithouse still such a quake in fear? perfect distillation of It seems like the stereotypical shit-kicker this can't be song (wife dumps good. Kris hard-workin' guy who you oaf, everyone then gets drunk). What will come I have a of this? Will soft spot for there be less "Lucille," because even competition and thus though it's an less quality? Will ersatz shit-kicker it's this make DELL

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I still haven't looked for a job, and I am starting to get annoyed with Rufus Wainwright

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Did he offer you a job as his roadie?

― Nicole, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad an office is good because you can decorate your office with art

― anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

What happened about Hanle y and his important career change?

― N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dastoor, you haven't been reminiscing over yr pre-Xmas uses of manboob have you?

― AP, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, happy times..

― N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

www.mikehanle ycravings.com

Porn sites -- the ultimate refuge from these troubling economic times. All you need is a digital camera, a little bit of web development knowledge, and a sick sick mind.

Unfortunately, the mandatory space in your last name, Mike, will confuse a lot of prospective patro ns.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 2 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i now work for lock\line wireless phone insurance as a claim taker is a call center. i am on th e team that works with sprint pcs.

it is sucking, i shall seek other employment!

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 3 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Self employmen t. www.hanle ycockuwant.com

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 3 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/sq-ice-t-thats-how-im-living-yelling-atom.jpg

― Dada, Monday, 5 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"mustard waif"!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mustard waif is a great insult, and strangely apt for some reason.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

or "mustard scamp"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mustard-tart!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm more of a ketchup bitch.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

mustard dick

― penelope_11, Monday, 5 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

MUSTARD PIMP!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"spicy chicken, bitch!"

― whereISnabisco?bär (llamasfur), Monday, 5 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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