How much is that doggy in the window?

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Someone explain this to me.

― Warf Warf, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a poodle. A kind of dog. Primitive species.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We have a winner, all-time funniest question.

― Ally, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i still don't get it. Is this a cheap shot at the grooming of poodles? If so, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, I don't think anyone posting has a mullet, or special leg corsets. And unless you've changed radically in the last few days, nor do you. What are you on about?

― Tom, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm merely making the dazed point that people are always taking the piss out of poodle grooming but really, what's the difference between that and doing things like painting one's toenails or having a fringe. Ignore me, I'm just tired and boring.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That poor, poor dog.

I once saw a cartoon via the Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted animation festival entitled: How much is that window in the doggy? I was amused.

― bnw, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The difference is that *I* make that choice. The dog is subjected to it. I know why I do it, namely to make myself prettier. The dog however has no clue. So I don't understand why someone would do it.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not to mention that the dog is NOT PRETTY.

Tom's post almost got me fired, BTW. STOP BEING SO DAMN FUNNY.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They love a bit of it. At least they're not being eaten.

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dastoor the dog shagger finally comes out of the kennel.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel sorry for groomed poodles.

My mother has owned poodles for *40* years, because she feels they are cleverer than other dogs, although the Spinal Tap drummer-style deaths of many suggest otherwise. They are always black and never show- groomed, because my mum would rather eat Glands For Dinner. Raw. When one poodle dies, it takes her about a fortnight to send for reinforcements. There were:

Sam. Went to 'live on a farm' after I attempted to milk him when I was 3, and he bit my face off because THAT WASN'T AN UDDER.

Tuffy. Not very clever: ran away to become ROADKILL.

Casey. Killed by next door's Great Dane for checkin' out his LADY.

Next Casey. Had one eye. Did not see the Suburban coming.

Molly. Died of old age (17) last year. Psychotic genius from Hell who trapped members of Huggy Bear and Bikini Kill in our basement, among other amusing accomplishments.

Willie. No, I did not name this dog (I was voting for Oscar). He is one and extremely spoilt, but they (my mum and sister) get a lot of mileage out of the way he keeps them amused.

Can I just point out that all the freak-death dogs were un-neutered males? And people wonder where I get some of my ideas about the damage caused by the Y chromosome...

― suzy, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a poodle shagging some plants. He's hot and bothered.

― jel, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Suzy:

huge, shaggy, uncropped standard poodles, especially black ones: as classic as dogs get. Uncropped miniatures not bad either.

― Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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I think this dog looks cool.

― Kerry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I see why Craig David fans shouldn't be allowed to keep pets.

― Graham, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I are not liking poodles. Or dogs in general. Except small mental dogs like Jack Russells (and don't say 'who's he'?) and big floppy friendly labradors.

― DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

twelve years pass...

don't get this one

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:28 (ten years ago)

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