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Both Dan Perrypops and Ally KerranG! have recently expressed concerned at things on ILE making them piss their pants and lose their v.important jobs. For no good reason, I would like to see this happen. Make them laugh, make them cry! And don't give me any of that shit about not being able to be funny on demand. Dance, you lame fuckers!

― Nick, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, you are sooo much harder on the internet nick ;P

― carsmilesteve, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't like this "new look" nick. he's caustic and acerbic and lacking all the cuddliness of the nick of yore.

― fred solinger, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

he's still cute and cuddly (if a little skinny) in real life.

― carsmilesteve, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perrypops is the most perplexing name anyone has ever given me besides Beej.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like being Ally Kerrang! though.

― Ally, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but dan! what about dexter arrogance? perhaps you should rephrase that to the most perplexing nickname that anyone (besides YOURSELF) has given you.

― fred solinger, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The most inexplicable self-given name I've ever heard was Caspasian, it's not even a name.

― Ally, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred, it was deXter aRRogANt (deX! for short). At least SPELL it correctly, my good sir.

Aside from that... No, I still look at Dan(iel) Perrypops and think I'm being transformed into a character from a British twee-yet- incomprehensible kids' program.

(Keep in mind, though, that this is something which is to be encouraged.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't cuddle Nick, he'd snap in half like a Kit Kat.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you really want to get people fired, why not just ask Kodanshi for some fecal-porn pop-up Javascript? That one very nearly cost me my career.

― Nitsuh, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I shall eat Nick's Cuddlyness after I calll Ally a tart

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The new Nasty Nick is ace.

Best way to get ILE readers fired: post more good threads.

― Tom, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that if your boss tried to fire you for laughing in the office you might have a good case for a tribunal. Unless you were an undertaker or something similar where solemnity is required.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No I reckon Undertakers are allowed laugh in the office. I mean I doubt they bring grieving people in there, I can't see any reason why they would anyway

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHen I die, I will go with my clown suit on (specially rigged so that when they check my mouth for gold teeth a bulb spraying acid will go all over them.

Its amazing how something can turn from funny to disturbing in one sentence. What happened to my happy mood.

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly Pete you've got the serious issues resolved about death first.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

That's fascinating. I never knew N used to be a mentalist, too!

Wheels within wheels within wheels...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 November 2003 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"used to be"

― Ally Kerrang!, Friday, 21 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIR

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Hanle y really did eat your fanciness, in retrospect. I preferred fancy Nick :/

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I love me just the way you are.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this thread was gonna be a bunch of posts of unexpected pornography. how the hell am I supposed to get fired from my job now?

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you find the p0rn.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Pip pip, what? I say, anyone fancy a spot of punting?

― Dan Perrypops (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

I wish I knew what we were babbling about when this thread started.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

me too, perrypops

― n/a, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

yeah this perrypops thing is going to be a long time dying

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

Pip pip, what? I say, anyone fancy a spot of punting?

-- Dan Perrypops (Dan Perry), Friday, November 21, 2003 11:36 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

WTF? British Dan Perry?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

all is lost when LJ gets here you know

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

some terms are too horrifying to coin

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

i got let go today ;_;

― deej, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

dude ;__;

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

MUMICATION IS A YEARNING BY WHICH I MEANS PERRYPOPS IS THE NEW CHILD SCARRING TEATS THAT MAY CONTAIN BACONATED DIGESTIVE AIDS FROM THE VATERLAND HSTNGS

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

i find it weird that my initial ilx persona was invented almost 3 years before i joined

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

bummer deej

― gbx, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

i do it all for you, que

also, deej, that sucks.

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

yeah sorry deej

i got hired today if that's any consolation, if someone with my googlesearch can find employment then fuck me anyone can

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

was it the boo signifier thread?

― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

not directly, haha

probably the culmination of me thinking for ex. boo signifyers were more interesting to write about than property insurance

― deej, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

That sucks, deej. Sorry to hear it.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Has your girlfriend googled you, LJ?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

"fuck me anyone can"

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, the YTMND doesn't exist anymore.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

Don't think so Jon, and if she did, she'd probably laugh it off. Not that I wish to test this proposition.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

I think I may have reported it to ytmnd

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

that's just begging for a comma

xxxpost

― Super Cub, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

Well they didn't respond initially to my complaints...if your extra thrust pushed the appeal over the line then many thanks! I just KNOW someone's got that stored somewhere, though, ready to bust it out again at a moment's notice :-/

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

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