Urinal Deodorant Cakes

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I think they're funny.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The question is: are they tasty?

― nathalie, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ask Pocari Sweet Hanle y -- they're his sustenance.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was reading American Psycho I said to my then boyfriend 'what are urinal cakes', thinking 'bloody men, not only do they not have to queue forever, they get snacks in there too!'. He couldn't believe I didn't know and seemed to think I should've been in the mens' toilet at least once in my life. I now have a mild fixation with going into the mens' and seeing these so-called urinal cakes with my own eyes.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is surely urgent and key that Emma learn how the male species ensure that UDCs do not last too long, sat there smug and crumbly in their porcelain environment...

― mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They aren't very exciting. They look like little blocks of compacted coloured ice and they're supposed to stop the urinals from reeking. judging from the smell emanating from most urinals I don't think they're very effective.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're in a nice restaurant or something they can smell amazing. Perhaps amazing makes me sound too excited

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They may not be very exciting to you lot but I have never seen one and would dearly love to.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's one christmas present dilemma solved.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

surprise birthday mystery trip complete with blindfold!!

and noseplugs hem hem

― mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Go to a decent toilet for god sake if its her birthday mcdonalds is the least you could do.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thankfully my birthday is a long way off. This all reminds me of an etiquette dilemma Pete posed me as the resident etiquette girl. He was using a urinal which was apparently of the 'trough' variety rather than an individual one. Further downstream a chap came in and just as he was about to start his mobile rang. He tried to answer it but dropped it into the urinal. Should Pete have stopped pissing? I couldn't help with this one.

― Emma, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's one of those issues that goes right to the heart of the individual like abortion or the death penalty. Noone can definitively say right or wrong.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

going back to eating them - if i remember correctly, i read that the bass player in My Life Story used to eat them for a dare

― m jemmeson, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then there's also the problems with the attendant pubic hair buildup ...

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Once you've dared him once it loses its excitement. I am assuming these were fresh urinal cakes. And was it the bass player, the double bass player, the bass oboe player or.... (shows complete lack of knowledge of musical instruments).

I kept pissing btw.

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To be fair Tadeusz very few men's toilets even have attendants in the UK

― mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In fairness he should have thought about the piss in the urinal before he dropped his phone in there.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bass guitar player... and these were cakes 'in use' already, so to speak... and on several occasions

― m jemmeson, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well Ronan, that was pretty much my point. I wasn't going to make it any worse, and anyway what kind of fuckwit answers their mobile whilst pissing?

Later that night we went on to find an excellent porn quiz machine. Hooray for Old Street.

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Imagine the noise the person on the other end heard, presuming he managed to answer it before dropping it.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I don't believe that either Messrs. Anthony or Hanle y have spoken on this very important topic. Their input would be most welcome methinks.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Its not soemthing i have ever thought about .

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I liek to piss em full of holes and release their life saving aroma. I always worry I will piss on my leg somehow. that woudl embarass me allot!!!!!!!!! Aim for the pisscakes gentlemen!

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about splashing? Does anyone worry about splashing? Or does one's aim have to be completely off-kilter for splashing to even be considered?

― David Raposa, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

with the ring through my willie, i'm always spraying.

― Geoff, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I always fear the mannext to me wants to have a look.

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to have a look mike. BTW i like ice in my urnials

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My penis is fancy

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time I think that Mike has said the best thing ever, he goes one better.

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

I wish we had urinal deodorant cakes in women's restrooms... they sound scrumptious.

The more hay, the more cows!

― R. R. Drake, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

I stopped here while looking for a personalized urinal cake. I want to take a picture of my supervisor at the shop and have it inprinted into the cake. Piss on you Sib, ya prick!

― BIll, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Something topical

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

My penis is fancy
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), September 29th, 2001.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 2 May 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Did Emma ever get to see one?

― StanM, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

They look like pineapple cubes (sweets from years ago, like cola cubes but pineapple). A lad from school got some and mixed them in with his pineapple cubes and left them on his desk as a joke but it went horribly wrong and one lad had to go to hospital with burns in his mouth.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

I read this thread title right after reading the Plan My Wedding-thread and for a second thought it would be about unusual and excentric wedding cakes.

― Hanna (Hanna), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.purchaseplus.com/web_store/Html/Images/485-30-21.jpg

It looks naughty outside of a urinal.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Last time I was in Brunswick Cellars in Glasgow, there were 26 urinal cakes in the sinks in the ladies' lav.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

one of the better all-time ILXor posts:

The question is: are they tasty?
-- nathalie (metalmuza...), September 5th, 2001.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

When I was at school, we used to fish these out of the urinals with paper towels and put them in other people's bags/lockers/back pockets. Looking back on it now - seriously WTF?

― astropatty (adr), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for the photo, now we can explain to the ladies how it works:

Every time we go into the lavatory, first we have to put on the glove...

― StanM, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

he he he

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

They are not acceptable substitutes for underarm deodorant. Especially if they've been pissed on.

― Peanut Oil Spinach, Friday, 11 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Last time I was in Brunswick Cellars in Glasgow, there were 26 urinal cakes in the sinks in the ladies' lav.

-- Mädchen

Did you count? Were they alphabetized?

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm surprised that nobody's quoted the nigh ubiquitous graffito from over the urninals in so many men's rooms: "The mints here taste funny."

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.shifflerequip.com/catalog/cu30.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nsradio.net/forums/images/avatars/520809712424b07d585569.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.munauseum.com/images/urinalcakecandy.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

I highly doubt that is really "America's #1 Candy"

― JTS, Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

Tad you're a dag ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Some friends of mine used to be in a band called Toilet Candy.

They were terrible.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

you're terrible

― zing (bato), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I try to be.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I did count them, yes. They weren't alphabeticised, no, but they should have been!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 12 November 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is a treasure I had never seen until tonight. 2001 Ronan rules, as do anthony & Hanle y. I'm thinking "mannext" should be on the best unused band name ever thread.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Saturday, 12 November 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

"I did count them, yes. They weren't alphabeticised, no, but they should have been!"

I bet P wouldn't last long

― JTS, Saturday, 12 November 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

Leave it to ILX to have a thread on urinal cake.

― Bnad, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.hotwicks.com/v/vspfiles/photos/urinal_votive-2T.jpg

― Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

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