best/worst noise heard when speaking on a mobile

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(inspired by pete's anecdote of pissing onto his urinal trough-mate's, when it rang, was answered and then dropped)

mine = not mine: a friend of mine chatting to someone he didn't like much; sudden bang and silence — an hour later, unliked phonee calls to say, sorry, i ran into the back of a lorry and totalled my car....

― mark s, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The bloke had answered the phone too (cos it stopped ringing)

― Pete, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like that trick with mobiles where you put yours on call divert to someones home phone and then text them telling them to ring you urgently. Then their parents answer and they're like, what??? mum???? These are the sort of things that amuse me.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like tah trick where you throw your cell phone at a dog and then have a long conversation with the dog about how dogs can't use cell phones.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mobile phones cut out a lot when

― Magnus, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

woof

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic short-form ilx funny thread, this, including rare contibution from Magnus. A collector's piece.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim's cross-post makes me not want to be serious, but:

Most powerless feeling I have ever had = listening to my wife being mugged and her phone being taken and the guy running away and panting.

― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what she told you.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Slayer

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha!

― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara that's very hurtful.

I once fell in the Cam when I was on the phone.

― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Cam on a summer's afternoon = v. long urinal obv.

― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you mean all day every day, Sam.

(That's a horrible story btw, I hope yr GLW was OK).

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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