Today a Very Special Holiday for Men

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From what I understand, today (March 20th) is International Steak and a Blow Job Day. Woo hoo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

(Which I'll unfortunately be celebrating alone with microwavable chicken fingers and crummy third-rate p0rn.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

kinky!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, i'm actually having steak for dinner too.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh god please don't tell any of the men I've been dating, they think that holiday is every day.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Apparently the US Troops got their steak on last night...as far as blow jobs go, who knows?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally do you hate Steak ???

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

From what I understand...

Where does this information come from, exactly? I was thinking of broiling a steak tonight myself. I suppose there are a few numbers I could call...

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i just cooked a joint of beef - girlfriends at work, bugger

― james (james), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

From what I understand, today (March 20th) is International Steak and a Blow Job Day. Woo hoo!

According to who? I'm sure there's a national meat producer's association, but what organization would be so bold as to call for an oral sex day?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

but what organization would be so bold as to call for an oral sex day?

Friends of the Bill Clinton Presidential Library?

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, Donut "Bongs, Beef and Blowjobs" Bitch to thread!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like steak at all, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a pescatarian. Maybe I'll get lucky and get a tuna steak.

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

ahem.

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i guess i'll fry up some tempeh tonight and try to talk to lady into a blowjob....

― j fail (cenotaph), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I just hate steak. It's not some vegetarian stance, I think it tastes like a chew toy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Just for Ally then...

International Usagi Sushi Roll and Cunnilingus Day

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

haha surf and turf!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, that's NOT RIGHT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

(that would explain why it feels so good)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

You people are filthy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Muahahahaha!

Now it's International Surf-n-Turf and 69 Day!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Over two months of surf-n-turf!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I still think "Bongs, Beef and Blowjobs" makes for an excellent catchphrase (but I would, as I invented it).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

BYOBBB

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Doesn't usagi mean rabbit, nickalicious?

― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

He meant 'unagi' and the rest of us understood him completely

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That's great. I understood him also. Feel free to keep me up to date on further comprehension.

― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:07 (twenty-three years ago)

dude. take your n00b abuse like a m4n.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

*high five*

― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I just saw this thread! This whole thing is some idiotic thing dreamed up by Mike North, a sports talk radio guy here in Chicago. I can't believe it made it all the way to nickalicious.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Shit, they were joking abt it in Helltime's office in funny accents.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

this was my favorite holiday since new years.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 March 2003 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you get your steak and bj?

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 21 March 2003 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i had chicken.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 March 2003 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I had nachos and a wank. (now THERE'S a catchphrase!)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 March 2003 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

yesterday was my birthday. so why didn't i get a steak and a blowjob then?

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 21 March 2003 08:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy belated birthday, Tad! Here's a (virtual) steak for you!

As for the day's other component, I leave that to...I dunno, Dang Perry?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 March 2003 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Not it!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 March 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I had pasta.

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I ate a morningstar black bean burger and watched Orgazmo. I wasn't even feeling inspired enough for a wank.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, well I just left it at pasta because technically the sex happened today around 3 AM, not yesterday.

― hstencil, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Geez Matos, I had nachos and a wank too! I always waste holidays.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I had macaroni and cheese and a virtual blow job yesterday.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

Apparently, it's been changed to March 14th: http://www.steakandbjday.com/

http://i13.tinypic.com/2j5xpmw.gif

Anyway. I'll be observing Pi Day instead. (will maybe have a steak though, we'll see) :-/

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

every day is pie day

― blueski, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

so what's the female equivalent here?

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I quit red meat, I'll just have to skip the steak part :-D

― onimo, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

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i think this holiday is using an unrealistic conjuction, i think "or" would be a more obtainable goal.

i would seriously take either. and i hope they each would come with a side of garlic mashed potatoes. because they just make everything better.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

At least V-Day is (ostensibly, technically) for the mutual appreciation of both parties..

― franny glass, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Unless, of course, it's intended to mean "If you cook me steak, I will give you a blow job."

― franny glass, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

In which case...well that's still kinda wrong.

― franny glass, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

if that's the case i would've been cooking steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner on feb. 14.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I don't celebrate V Day mutually. He gives me something on V Day and I give him something on March 14th. Everyone wins!

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I hope the steak-and-blowjob givers around the world don't get drunk before fulfilling their obligations today. With one to gobble and one to slap on a hot grill, it'd be dreadful to get them muddled up.

― C J, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

If this is a 'special holiday', I feel bad for y'all.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

the more giving the better.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

If this is a 'special holiday', I feel bad for y'all.

ok, let me put it this way: i can remember the last time i had a steak.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

just because you can't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen!

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh god, that's actually a good point.

but i remember the last time i remember, seems like it was longer ago than it was. not as recent as the steak, that's for sure.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I get pretty pissed if my guy can't remember what I did in bed.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't mean if you're not in a relationship, kevin. Sorry. That came across as somewhat callous.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

this year i will celebrate this holiday right.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

weeping uncontrollably and eating a whole pizza.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

salty tears add special flavor!

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

As usual, I will lightheartedly mention the holiday, then skulk away during the uncomfortable silence. Then the pizza and weeping, of course.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

i am going out for drinks tonight i can only hope my drinking partner knows of this holiday. if she's smelling of A-1 sauce when i get to the bar it's going to be like, instant boners or something.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

smelling of A-1 sauce isn't always instant boners?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

dammit you're right. i'm not thinking very clearly today. I

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

that was going to say I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway. I'll be observing Pi Day instead. (will maybe have a steak though, we'll see) :-/

Steak and Kidney Pie Day?

― j.lu, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I want a STEAK

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

i am going out for drinks tonight i can only hope my drinking partner knows of this holiday. if she's smelling of A-1 sauce when i get to the bar it's going to be like, instant boners or something.

chicago kevin on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:48 (4 hours ago)

smelling of A-1 sauce isn't always instant boners?

jessie monster on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:50 (4 hours ago)

A-1 sauce on a steak?!?! Isn't that like getting a blow job through a condom?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's a sign of tastelessness but I love A1 sauce.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Be sure to drink your pineapple juice today, men. For this celebration is not for you alone.

― moley, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

A-1 sauce on a steak?!?! Isn't that like getting a blow job through a condom?

haha I am using this line, when next eat steak.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha maybe even when I next eat steak, too.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

note: 80% of my steak in-take is done at bars. A-1 makes bar steak taste less like propane.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

OK, when last I had a "steak and eggs", I used A1, because that shit tasted like liver.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

the last steak i had was at a place in a near west suburb and was kinda pricy but oh my christ was it so worth it. no sauce needed, it was juicy and delicious and just thinking about it makes me want to go there after work and get another but i can't afford it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Webrats#Notability_of_Steak_and_blowjob_day

NOOO

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Y R U SO GAY WIKI

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

You can see how easily a man can confuse steak and blowjobs, ladies, from that last post, which could almost be about either.

― moley, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I make something like A-1: ketchup, worcestershire sauce, horseradish, and whatever spices I'm in the mood for.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

That sauce tastes like liquid coca cola. No way am I smearing it on my beef.

― moley, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I want a burger NOW

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

if steak = blowjob
burger = wank?

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

it's all so clear now...

― Kim, Thursday, 15 March 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

So, how 'd it go, everyone?

I just had a PIzza (because of PI day) (not really, just had one in the freezer & was lazy). No blowing. No GF & not flexible enough to do it myself.

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

I made my guy chili. and no sexing.

I only dip selected morsels of steak in a1.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't get a blowjob so I just ate two steaks.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

you might have been able to trade one of those steaks for a blowjob in the right part of town.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha what, Little Ethiopia?

― nickalicious, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

do you not have crackheads in TN? surely they get hungry too.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

note: 80% of my steak in-take is done at bars. A-1 makes bar steak taste less like propane.

chicago kevin on Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:21 (Yesterday)

Actually this makes sense. Maybe it is a good idea to wear a condom while getting a blow job from a bar hag.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

no steak for me. i didn't even bother making myself a burger either.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

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