When waking up your elephant do you need to be gentle

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― anthony, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does David know you call it that?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or maybe "elephant" is a pet name for David?

― Graham, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this has nothing to do with david

― anthony, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actual serious answer: Usually it's awake before me, but otherwise I just prod it with a Rich Tea Finger through one of the airholes in the shoebox it lives in, under my bed. It doesn't seem to mind.

― Graham, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no idea what this thread is about.

― Graham, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That makes...um, many of us.

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

strkoing the dick?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it has no erotic subtext.

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the penis is the onlly eephant the pelvis owns

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it is dealing with elephants themselves , i had a drunken fight about how to best wake an elephant. One side you had to be rough because they are sluggish, one side said you had to be gentle because they are mean

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How do you know if elephants have been shagging in your garden? All your bin bags are gone.

― jel, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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