It's Pete's Birthday Thread

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I think every regular should have a thread about them on their birthday. So here is where you can say lovely things about our very own Pete.

― Tom, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How old are you pete

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK then. The ungrateful wretch has not yet thanked me for the lovely card and present I left him this morning.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete is too old for Sarah. ie. very old.

I like Pete a lot, but the ungrateful wretch thing is putting me off.

― Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to thank you in person later with a big wet sloppy kiss - since we have never kissed in our lives.

MAy I use this opportunity to thank you ebuliently for your gift which - whilst it was what I asked for shows every sign of you traipsing around the shops to try and find something a wee bit more personal for me and just running out of lunchtime to find the Idiots Guide To Being An Absolute Idiot (nice orange trade dress cheers). As for the POTA card - I'm not the Barnet Ape for nuttin'.

― Pete, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am very glad I forced the gratitude issue on the interweb as otherwise I would've had to accept this revolting sounding sloppy kiss. Now we are quits and there is no cause for any sloppy kissing.

I tried to get you a book for our reference library but have you seen the price of books these days?! And the snotty student bastards in Borders put me off too. Sorry about that.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's okay, as proved the other night there is no fact which cannot be gleaned from an astute reading of The Wonder Book Encyclopaedia and a bit of lateral thinking. Though some facts may take longer than others.

― Pete, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday Pete! If I find I can get money out with my STRANGE credit card which has never let me get money out before hem hem, I am more than willing to treet you to a pint and pork scratchings. If not, well, I only have 60pee in cash so I'll buy you a packet of cola bottles and some Batty Brew from the shop round the corner.

― Sarah, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday, I'll have a drink in your honour later, when I say that I mean I was going for a drink anyway, but now one of them I'll reserve to put in your honour.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, cheers, etc. I will think about you during the MTV Video Awards tonight.

― Ally, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, Pete. You lying scoundrel, I shall drink in your honor and share a hearty guffaw with the missus. I will also download your rendition of "Take On Me".

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If enough people had voted for me I might have been up there getting an award...

― Pete, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Best Female it is.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pete, happy birthday! it's not too late to make all of your dreams come true, especially when those dreams consist of drinking and doing a little karaoke.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pete has a name like a penis, which is cool.

― Geoff, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THE BARNET APE AGES. But so do we all. Happy birthday, sir, and your grunted version of Crazytown's "Butterfly" and Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" will haunt me to my grave.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday! I can't come to any drinking sessions I'm afraid, I literally have no money (well alright, 25p). Have fun anyway.

― DG, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In what way is my name like a penis? Apart from being quite short (that must be what you are getting at Geoff). Anyway thank you everyone for making both Thursday night and Saturday a top quality experience. Sorry I didn't make it to SF, bus was sluggish and I got tired.

― Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

peter is a synonym for dick down here - as in get a load of his peter, or something.

― Geoff, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that mean you would call someone whose name was Dick Peter?

― Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great, so not only is it the French verb to fart, but it also has male member meanings. Cheers 'rents.

― Pete, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As well here in the grate white north .

― anthony, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps you would have been better off named Aswipé.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

happy birthday pete!

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Happy buffday!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago)

happy peteday!

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Many happy returns.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:58 (twenty years ago)

HBP! (sorry not to be able to make the bday celebrations last night) (you're also needed on the italian films thread)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 6 September 2004 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday Pete! (Ooh and I have a question about Italian film... see you over there!)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 6 September 2004 07:50 (twenty years ago)

I hope you have a very happy birthday, without any terribly big fights.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 6 September 2004 08:22 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday, Homeslice.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 6 September 2004 08:32 (twenty years ago)

Hapy Birtday z

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 6 September 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago)

hip hip hooray for pete! on his magical birthing day!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 6 September 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

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