People like this still exist? (Not safe for work)

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Maybe I've been hanging out here too long, but this amazed me. What decade are we in, anyway?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 27 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just don't really enjoy them. But hey, if there can be newsgroups devoted to killing yourself, we can certainly have a page for women who find blowjobs revolting and demeaning.

(Last time I checked this was that decade where every weird fucker with half of a cockamamie idea in his or her mind got to put up their very own website and ask for PayPal donations.)

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like giving blow jobs. I also have detailed dreams about eating out girls. Yumm, head.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

yay for that girl!

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like it when people use the term blow job to mean oral sex w/ men or women, not just men.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

damn straight

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

girls taste better than boys

― alli (alliok), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

More blowjobs for the rest of us, I guess.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're just a click away from the blowjob you deserve...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Erm, I don't mean me, oh never mind...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is safe for work, I reckon.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not that I want my pedantry to kill it or anything.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

But what are you supposed to do if you're already married to somebody else?

― William J Clinton, Thursday, 27 March 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

no - you're supposed to have it done to you.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can someone please make this thread unsafe for work so Tom will be happy?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

How is it unsafe for work? Unless you have someone carefully reading over your shoulder at all times, in which case most threads are unsafe for work.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread makes me unbelievably happy.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

As happy as a blowjob would?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's not get carried away.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, J0hn, let's!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe this thread presents us with the relatively rare opportunity to hit a new low

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah its safe. and funny too.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will goad you until you reach that low, J0hn, if you need me to.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I cannot do it by myself, somebody call Jess

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

You just have to believe in yourself.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

You could also remove your ribs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't like giving the things much, but this is not a moral position! (Geddit, ho ho ho, I just KILL myself...)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is an oral tradition!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

(ha ha j0hn: "oral tradition is all you'd get!")

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

until St Augustine put on his pink corset

(sorry)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, really, not as sorry as I am. ("Yeah the orrrrrrrral sexers!")

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

well that's really what I was talking about, the whole historical thing was just a badly constructed methaphor

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

So really they used to paint their balls blue. I totally get it now.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

So... pubic hairs in mouth: C/D?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Stow that shit, sailor!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Classic until somebody notices it at your workplace, then more classic

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pubic hairs in mouth as alternative to flossing = double classic.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I moult quite a lot down there, actually.

(No one need ask if I shave now...)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bootyflakes about the lips and gums, C/D

― Aaron A., Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aaron wins.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

We all win in this game.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

How long do you prefer these hairs to be then?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you suggesting I might be a size queen?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, more'n about 2" would be quite exceptional, I'd have thought. Who has the longest pubes?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, Ned, obviously. That explains all the hair-care product in his bathroom.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, more'n about 2" would be quite exceptional

the sound you just heard was every unmarried straight man on the planet preparing to ask for Christine's hand in marriage

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate to hear the sound when they get to the next sentence.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, Ned, obviously.

One container of shampoo and one container of conditioner != any such indication as you choose to impugn.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, I take that back. Ned only has two inches after all.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AVOIDED THIS THREAD ALL DAY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 March 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Neither could I.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 28 March 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I must have said something that was misconstrued. I really can't think what, though.

However, size isn't important. I'm sure even 1" would be pretty acceptable.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 28 March 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never really been that fond of receiving, although my ex did give amazing head. I really love giving and find it frustrating when women have a hang-up/insecurities about it. In all my life I have never found a woman who tasted and smelled anything other than beautiful, and I reckon she'd have to have a serious personal hygiene problem to get to the stage of being bad. I suppose you have to be respectful of what makes people comfortable though, hence no wonder woman role-play :-(

― Badger (Badger), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AVOIDED THIS THREAD ALL DAY.

I was rather wondering.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just don't really enjoy them. But hey, if there can be newsgroups devoted to killing yourself, we can certainly have a page for women who find blowjobs revolting and demeaning.

But she thinks that every woman really thinks that way, and if they say they don't, they are only doing so in order to please men. That's really what pissed me off about the site.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

People shouldn't give blow jobs if they feel uncomfortable with it. No, hang on, that's wrong.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

People shouldn't give blow jobs if they feel uncomfortable with it.

I agree.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"But she thinks that every woman really thinks that way, and if they say they don't, they are only doing so in order to please men. That's really what pissed me off about the site".

I sort of think that's similar logic to that which makes a lot of women think men need to be persuaded to go down on them. Almost every bloke I know enjoys it. Mind you, I do think there's something a bit creepy about men who go on and on about it, as if they deserve a fucking medal or something.

― Badger (Badger), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely you mean a licking medal?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lickin' on both sides.

― Graham (graham), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you feel you must, fine, but I can't see when/why I'd ever actually want to. Any time I ever feel like a mouthful of warm Clag I'll raid the Year 3 art and craft box at my daughter's school.

One of my A-grade arse-head of an ex-husband's most annoying habits (among the many he had or has, led by 'remaining alive'), was to treat demanding oral as a power game for his ego and he obviously got off on the idea of me bowing or kneeling before his Manhood as if I worshipped it, and worshipped him, and I should treat his white stuff as nectar of the gods. It was bad enough before, after things went off I'd rather have stuck a radio-active dog turd in my mouth.

― Karen, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do not conflate your asshole ex with the act of giving a blowjob.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

just when i'd started to wonder why i'd become so anti-sex.. i'm reminded exactly why.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also what is "Clag"?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

paste

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, Jim, was that your ex-wife or something?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well thank goodness!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tsk tsk Karen! You've hurt someone's feelings!

― Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

So it would seem. Oh bother.

Guess hell for eternity's just about locked in now.

― Karen, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

nar that's alright, i got over it

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Although I have to admit I wasn't expecting to kill the thread quite as quick and painlessly as that.

― Karen, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

It *aint dead, it*s just having a breather

― Svetlana Murislava, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

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