Stealing things

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Prompted by Pete on the Magic Beans thread: I have never stolen anything in my life, how do you go about it? Does it give you a thrill? Any good stories? (I once heard of some people who went into a local record emporium, removed the security tags on approx 50 (!) cds and just walked out with them...how?)

― Bill, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We've done this already. We are running out of everything.....

― Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because Pete is stealing it all.

― Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, but say something anyway!

― Bill, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

People give me the bizniz. Where's the party, I want to free my soul?

― nathalie, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to shoplift like a little demon. Then I turned 7 and magically sprouted a conscience. It was kind of odd, this sudden awareness of REPERCUSSIONS.
― Dan Perry, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have I mentioned lately that HTML can eat me?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

I steal a notebook and pen every time I go to Border's. Which is not that often.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

Totally stealing this WiFi. Fuck a laundromat.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

I steal a notebook

haha i was thinking laptop for a second there

― Ste, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

stealing is awesome

― burt_stanton, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

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