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http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was going to post that this morning!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shame on Yahoo. This is not 'Entertainment News and Gossip'. It's the single most important news story there has ever been. Does he look like Biff?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus.

Why?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

Clearly been watching too many episodes of Doctor Who. But if you are going to get caught, why not go for broke? No one can prove that it isn't true....esp. as he didn't exist before last year.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I ♥ the Weekly World News!

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

why would he come back to this cruddy century?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe something went wrong.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's gonna be the most linked-to news item ever, in response to standard "If TT exists, why don't we have any future friends?" arguments. I wanna believe it so much.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the World Weekly News!
Baffling Chair Of Death Kills 64!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think WWN is better than The Onion.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030324/104851800005.html

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I thought I was going to get to do the time warp, too.

Poo.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Off topic but absurd headlines watch:

Casualties Reported After Large Explosions in Baghdad

i.e. "bombs kill people".

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

ha! Was that from the WWN also?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

NYTIMES

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

'US soldiers make friends with chocolate bars' - The Times

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I miss Bat Boy.

― chester (synkro), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

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