Now we have the naming of Tom's vibrator

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Well, Emma asked for it.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuzzy Buzzy

― mark s, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like the way the question is phrased.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't see any question.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In Naked Lunch the vibrator was called Steely Dan. I therefore suggest Buena Vista Social Club as being in the same vein. (so to speak)

― Sam, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps Salient facts about the object in question:

It was made in 1985 and destroyed that same year (indeed day).

It involved a bit from a model train and a Blue Peter badge.

It was never used for its intended purpose.

The two co-creators had never seen a vibrator but had seen one mentioned in a girly magazine.

― Tom, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't think of a name but a good use might be shoving it down Ronan's annoying pedantic throat.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ig-winch and the Entry Ug

― mark s, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd still be able to type but if its simple injury you're after then that's probably a good use.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, Tom, then it has to be called a West End Girl.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Flying Scotsman? (I'm sure there's a more amusing joke in there but I can't find it unless it's 'the flying oxfordman' which isn't even remotely funny).

― Bill, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it should simply be named the Ewing, so that the slogan can run 'Screw screwing - try Ewing!'

― Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ug-Ig and the Wincing Entry.

― Tim, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chin Chin. Only Momus will understand.

― nathalie, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As it involves a Blue Peter badge, how about "Noakes - gets into nooks and crannies"

― jel, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Diane-Louise Jordan

― Graham, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heath Ledger

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Doom Patrol.

― Johnathan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jiggy.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ray Columbus & The Invaders.

― duane, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lord Rockingham's XI-inch.

― Croooooow, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.